Silliness Chicken - Page 60

AprilHare · 12-16-2011, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

I agree on one thing. Putting chickens in cups isn't the way to go! Putting one in the oven or a skillet(?) is though! Though, it seems for DGM's recipe, it's some hot boiling water...

Good luck in getting me anywhere near a skillet. Or an oven.

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Originally Posted by Solitaire1

On the subject of Santa Chicken, sorry to reveal the truth about him but it had to be known. Santa Chicken brings joy to children by providing them with tasty chicken meals. However, he is opposed by the Anti-Santa Chicken and the two are locked in a long-term struggle.

Blasphemer! Santa Chicken has coal for you this year too! Fiend!

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Well, gosh, this sure is a nice warm invitation. From a true friend. Thinking of me during the busy holiday season. Willing to open her home & share the love with others.

I'm so sorry NOT! to have to take a rain check on your generous offer - I've booked into the Secret Chook Holiday Protection Resort along with April. We've got a ton of birdseed to get through before New Years. But we'll be thinking of you - and all our kind (hungry) friends here at MR!

See you there. Can't wait!

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Well, okay then.

Oh, look!!!

A friend of yours is accepting my invite. There really IS a Santa Clause!

(starts singing "Joy joy joy" and preheating oven, and looking for extra large roasting pan..........)

You fiend. Eating my friends. Don't worry, galliform revenge is coming.

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Oh trust me chickie! Auntie Clara will be shared as much as possible..........

hey! I just had a thought! would you like to come for a quick visit with your auntie? Plenty of room...... (in the pan)

Perhaps you'd like to try out the pan first? See if it's a good fit (for you).

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Time to make my christmas shopping list... don't worry, it only contains about 500gr chicken breast. But we'll also buy some chicken wings.

But I promise I'll take good care of them!

You evil chook eaters will suffer in Chook Hell!

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Originally Posted by Phogg

Don't forget eggs.

Eating my young? I'll deal with you.. did you need your eyes scratched out by my sharpened talons, or is it just my pleasure?

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Originally Posted by Phogg

Quick, grab it whilst its lost in its tears.

I'll get a knife and a pot of water. We can have I plucked and dressed in no time.

I protect chooks who are upset by your evil doings! Give up! That chook will be gone before you know it.

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Originally Posted by Solitaire1

Sorry, but I must disagree. Frying, broiling, and baking are the only ways to properly cook chicken. I can get a kettle of boiling oil ready (using the Good Eats method of safely frying a turkey) to prepare the chicken to be delicious.

There is no proper way to cook chicken. This is because doing so will cause you to choke. Sorry. (Well, not really.)

Dylrob · 12-16-2011, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 5thWiggle

Alton Brown.

desertgrandma · 12-16-2011, 11:28 PM

Hmmm..........Hey everyone........isn't AprilHare looking rather.......well fed these days?

Perhaps we should let little poohbear chickie alone, she's kinda puny anyway. Not much meat there.

AprilHare on the other hand? LOOK at those drumsticks!!!

I have a net, theres a tree we can climb and drop it over her when she passes by.......I just don't know how we're gonna get her cooked properly.

Anyone got a giant size rotisserie???

Solitaire1 · 12-17-2011, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

Alton Brown.

My hero. I watch an episode of "Good Eats" everyday to get a daily dose of his wisdom. As the original picture shows, he has a special place in his heart for chicken.

Solitaire1 · 12-17-2011, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Hmmm..........Hey everyone........isn't AprilHare looking rather.......well fed these days?

Perhaps we should let little poohbear chickie alone, she's kinda puny anyway. Not much meat there.

AprilHare on the other hand? LOOK at those drumsticks!!!

I have a net, theres a tree we can climb and drop it over her when she passes by.......I just don't know how we're gonna get her cooked properly.

Anyone got a giant size rotisserie???

No need for a giant rotisserie. Any chicken will fit when cut in the proper sized pieces. At worst, we have to have to stow half of the chicken in a cold place while the other half cooks.

AprilHare · 12-17-2011, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Hmmm..........Hey everyone........isn't AprilHare looking rather.......well fed these days?

That seed sure is good! - But really, it's all that exercise. My muscles are nice and sinewy now (read: tough).

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Perhaps we should let little poohbear chickie alone, she's kinda puny anyway. Not much meat there.

You should have left pooh alone all along.

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

AprilHare on the other hand? LOOK at those drumsticks!!!

Get your hungry eyes off my drumsticks! I'm not that sort of chook!

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

I have a net, theres a tree we can climb and drop it over her when she passes by.......I just don't know how we're gonna get her cooked properly.

Anyone got a giant size rotisserie???

What a cockamany plan. You couldn't catch me if you wanted to!
And no, no-one has a rotisserie. For shame!

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Originally Posted by Solitaire1

No need for a giant rotisserie. Any chicken will fit when cut in the proper sized pieces. At worst, we have to have to stow half of the chicken in a cold place while the other half cooks.

Oh chook god, save me from these savages and their sharp implements!

PeterT · 12-17-2011, 09:56 AM

I think the chicken's are off sunbathing!

Solitaire1 · 12-18-2011, 01:18 AM

AprilHare wrote as part of a post:

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

Oh chook god, save me from these savages and their sharp implements!

You call our desire to eat chookkind cruel, yet what about the feed that you consume? The poor plants that had to give up their lives so that you could enjoy a good meal.

AprilHare · 12-18-2011, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Solitaire1

You call our desire to eat chookkind cruel, yet what about the feed that you consume? The poor plants that had to give up their lives so that you could enjoy a good meal.

It's seed, not a plant.
Your plant protectionist rot doesn't wash with me! Hypocrite.. HYPOCRITE!

Sweetpea · 12-18-2011, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

It's seed, not a plant.
Your plant protectionist rot doesn't wash with me! Hypocrite.. HYPOCRITE!

So, what's the difference between a seed an an egg? They're both seeds of some kind.

Phogg · 12-18-2011, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

So, what's the difference between a seed an an egg? They're both seeds of some kind.

Eggs are big tasty seeds, full of creamy goodness.

Yum.

AprilHare · 12-18-2011, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Phogg

Eggs are big tasty seeds, full of creamy goodness.

Yum.

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

So, what's the difference between a seed an an egg? They're both seeds of some kind.

I refute this "eggs are seeds" nonsense.
My young are not seeds! And you're eating them!
Do you know no shame?

Dylrob · 12-18-2011, 05:23 PM

AprilHare · 12-18-2011, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

My chook god!

The chamber of horrors lade bare!
You horrible people!

desertgrandma · 12-18-2011, 09:48 PM

I think I just went off chicken.......

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desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	Hmmm..........Hey everyone........isn't AprilHare looking rather.......well fed these days? Perhaps we should let little poohbear chickie alone, she's kinda puny anyway. Not much meat there. AprilHare on the other hand? LOOK at those drumsticks!!! I have a net, theres a tree we can climb and drop it over her when she passes by.......I just don't know how we're gonna get her cooked properly. Anyone got a giant size rotisserie???

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PeterT Grand Sorcerer Posts: 13,566 Karma: 79436716 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Toronto Device: Libra H2O, Libra Colour	I think the chicken's are off sunbathing!

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Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite

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desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	I think I just went off chicken.......