MobileRead Forums
Register Guidelines E-Books Today's Posts Search

Go Back   MobileRead Forums > Miscellaneous > Lounge
Reload this Page Corrupt-a-Wish

Notices

Reply
Page 57 of 77 « First 53545556 57 58596061 Last »
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 11-25-2008, 08:41 PM   #841
RWood
Technogeezer
RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
RWood's Avatar
 
Posts: 7,233
Karma: 1601464
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Virginia, USA
Device: Sony PRS-500
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm View Post
I wish this petition(*) succeeds (Bill Bailey for the next Dr Who!)

(* I'm not even suggesting anyone signs it, of course. Link purely provided for entertainment purposes. Other standard legal disclaimers here. Tea, white, no sugar. Thanks.)
Granted. They also add a Dr What, a Dr Why, a Dr Where, a Dr When, and a Dr How.

I wish the little MR guy in the logo had a name.
RWood is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2008, 09:02 AM   #842
vivaldirules
When's Doughnut Day?
vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
vivaldirules's Avatar
 
Posts: 10,059
Karma: 13675475
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Houston, TX, US
Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad
Quote:
Originally Posted by RWood View Post
Granted. They also add a Dr What, a Dr Why, a Dr Where, a Dr When, and a Dr How.

I wish the little MR guy in the logo had a name.
Granted. Mobi Dick will forever be his name which will cause MR members to snicker every time he's mentioned and the site to be black-listed from the Google "safe search" index and disappear into obscurity (except by porn-seekers).

I wish my garage door would repair itself somehow.
vivaldirules is offline   Reply With Quote
Advert
Old 11-26-2008, 09:03 AM   #843
Steven Lyle Jordan
Grand Sorcerer
Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Steven Lyle Jordan's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,478
Karma: 5171130
Join Date: Jan 2006
Device: none
Quote:
Originally Posted by RWood View Post
Granted. They also add a Dr What, a Dr Why, a Dr Where, a Dr When, and a Dr How.
Fortunately, Dr. Who will be on first...

Who's on first! HA! I kill me!

Quote:
Originally Posted by RWood View Post
I wish the little MR guy in the logo had a name.
Granted: MR holds a majority-ruling poll, and Montsmags secretly bribes his poll-throwing minions to corrupt the poll, with gusto.

The MR mascot's new name is "Rolls With Photons, Seeps With Quarks, Mood In Indigo, Next To The Fish, the square-root-of-negative-Pi, Esquire."

I wish for my motorcycle to get a good home after I donate it.
Steven Lyle Jordan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2008, 09:08 AM   #844
Slite
Icanhasdonuts?
Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Slite's Avatar
 
Posts: 2,837
Karma: 532407
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Mölnbo, Sweden
Device: Kobo Aura 2nd edition, Kobo Clara HD
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve Jordan View Post
Fortunately, Dr. Who will be on first...

Who's on first! HA! I kill me!



Granted: MR holds a majority-ruling poll, and Montsmags secretly bribes his poll-throwing minions to corrupt the poll, with gusto.

The MR mascot's new name is "Rolls With Photons, Seeps With Quarks, Mood In Indigo, Next To The Fish, the square-root-of-negative-Pi, Esquire."

I wish for my motorcycle to get a good home after I donate it.
Granted, it does get a home, with the Good family of Hicksville, Alabamy and there it will reside, next to 14 used cars, 12 dawgs and a family of skunks which has taken up residence under the trailer.

I wish that noone takes offence with me for granting that particular wish, in that particula way, especially no residents of Alabama.
Slite is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2008, 11:51 AM   #845
Steven Lyle Jordan
Grand Sorcerer
Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Steven Lyle Jordan's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,478
Karma: 5171130
Join Date: Jan 2006
Device: none
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slite View Post
I wish that noone takes offence with me for granting that particular wish, in that particula way, especially no residents of Alabama.
Granted. In fact, they are so taken with you that they bring you to their home to live with them. Forever.

I'll bet now you wish his cousin (whom he just calls "Ma") wasn't so attractive...

I wish I could see Slite's face when he reads this!
Steven Lyle Jordan is offline   Reply With Quote
Advert
Old 11-26-2008, 03:31 PM   #846
RWood
Technogeezer
RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
RWood's Avatar
 
Posts: 7,233
Karma: 1601464
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Virginia, USA
Device: Sony PRS-500
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve Jordan View Post
Fortunately, Dr. Who will be on first...

Who's on first! HA! I kill me!
If you do not, we will draw straws for who gets the honor.
RWood is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2008, 04:57 PM   #847
Dylrob
Murderous Mustela
Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Dylrob's Avatar
 
Posts: 10,234
Karma: 48000000
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer
Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve Jordan View Post
Fortunately, Dr. Who will be on first...

Who's on first! HA! I kill me!
No, I kill you. With the axe, in the library, while posing as your butler.
Dylrob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2008, 07:16 PM   #848
montsnmags
Grand Sorcerer
montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Posts: 10,155
Karma: 4632658
Join Date: Nov 2007
Device: none
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve Jordan View Post
...
The MR mascot's new name is "Rolls With Photons, Seeps With Quarks, Mood In Indigo, Next To The Fish, the square-root-of-negative-Pi, Esquire."
...
That's bloody brilliant. I don't know if "Seeps" is a typo, but, if so, it's a typo that's better than the intended word. It has that juicy, post-morten, forensic "Law & Order: SQU" vibe about it (SQU = Special Quantum Unit..."dum DUM, da da da da daaaaa").

Cheers,
Marc
montsnmags is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-27-2008, 02:13 AM   #849
Slite
Icanhasdonuts?
Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Slite ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Slite's Avatar
 
Posts: 2,837
Karma: 532407
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Mölnbo, Sweden
Device: Kobo Aura 2nd edition, Kobo Clara HD
Quote:
Originally Posted by montsnmags View Post
That's bloody brilliant. I don't know if "Seeps" is a typo, but, if so, it's a typo that's better than the intended word. It has that juicy, post-morten, forensic "Law & Order: SQU" vibe about it (SQU = Special Quantum Unit..."dum DUM, da da da da daaaaa").

Cheers,
Marc
Oh, oh, oh, can I have a walk-on part on Law & Order SQU? Pretty please? With a cherry on top!
Slite is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-27-2008, 01:10 PM   #850
pshrynk
Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
pshrynk ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pshrynk ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pshrynk ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pshrynk ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pshrynk ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pshrynk ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pshrynk ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pshrynk ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pshrynk ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pshrynk ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.pshrynk ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
pshrynk's Avatar
 
Posts: 11,726
Karma: 8255450
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox
Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!
Vera stood at the door to the precinct station. Harv, her partner in the Special Quantum Unit was, as usual, late. Looking at her watch again, she wondered what could be keeping him. given the nature of their police investigative unit, it could be just about anything. Finally, she spied him crossing the street in heavy traffic.

"About time you showed up! Who is that?"

"Vivaldi had the day off. Had to pick up his stand in. Meet Slite."

"Hey! How ya doin'?"
pshrynk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2008, 12:45 PM   #851
Steven Lyle Jordan
Grand Sorcerer
Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Steven Lyle Jordan's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,478
Karma: 5171130
Join Date: Jan 2006
Device: none
What's wrong, guys? Can't corrupt my last wish?
Steven Lyle Jordan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2008, 01:21 PM   #852
RWood
Technogeezer
RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.RWood ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
RWood's Avatar
 
Posts: 7,233
Karma: 1601464
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Virginia, USA
Device: Sony PRS-500
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve Jordan View Post
I wish I could see Slite's face when he reads this!
Granted. However since his face is covered in fur (he is a dog after all) you are small enough to fit below the fur line and get eaten by a passing flea.

I wish there was enough bacon around so that Slite and VR could eat their fill.
RWood is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2008, 03:40 PM   #853
Steven Lyle Jordan
Grand Sorcerer
Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Steven Lyle Jordan ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Steven Lyle Jordan's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,478
Karma: 5171130
Join Date: Jan 2006
Device: none
Quote:
Originally Posted by RWood View Post
I wish there was enough bacon around so that Slite and VR could eat their fill.
Granted. Of course, being the day after Thanksgiving, Slite and VR ate so much yesterday that today, three pieces of bacon each manages to fill them to the max.

I wish Slite and VR avoid putting themselves in the hospital by overeating, and leave the rest of the bacon for the rest of us!
Steven Lyle Jordan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2008, 03:43 PM   #854
ShortNCuddlyAm
WWHALD
ShortNCuddlyAm ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ShortNCuddlyAm ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ShortNCuddlyAm ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ShortNCuddlyAm ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ShortNCuddlyAm ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ShortNCuddlyAm ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ShortNCuddlyAm ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ShortNCuddlyAm ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ShortNCuddlyAm ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ShortNCuddlyAm ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.ShortNCuddlyAm ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
ShortNCuddlyAm's Avatar
 
Posts: 7,879
Karma: 337114
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK
Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve Jordan View Post
Granted. Of course, being the day after Thanksgiving, Slite and VR ate so much yesterday that today, three pieces of bacon each manages to fill them to the max.

I wish Slite and VR avoid putting themselves in the hospital by overeating, and leave the rest of the bacon for the rest of us!
Granted. Of course, being the day after Thanksgiving, the rest of us(*) ate so much yesterday that today, three pieces of bacon each manages to fill us(*) to the max.

(*Non vegetarian us, that is, unless you count (and like) veggie bacon)

I wish we had 3 pages of cyclical wishing
ShortNCuddlyAm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-28-2008, 07:04 PM   #855
LazyScot
DSil
LazyScot ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.LazyScot ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.LazyScot ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.LazyScot ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.LazyScot ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.LazyScot ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.LazyScot ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.LazyScot ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.LazyScot ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.LazyScot ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.LazyScot ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
LazyScot's Avatar
 
Posts: 3,201
Karma: 6895096
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Hants, UK
Device: Kindle, Cybook
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm View Post
I wish we had 3 pages of cyclical wishing
Granted. Everybody gets three pieces of paper junk mail through their door that advertises bicycles, motorbikes and the VentureOne, and assorted highly desirable accessories.

I wish I hadn't found out about Josef Hoflehner's photography books...
LazyScot is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 57 of 77 « First 53545556 57 58596061 Last »

Tags
dr. who by llounge llamas, unutterable silliness

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
0.7.15 - Installer corrupt online.person Calibre 6 08-21-2010 10:06 AM
Replacing Corrupt Font RenegadeScribe Kindle Developer's Corner 0 06-16-2010 07:35 AM
Corrupt epubs on Mac? cmoney Sony Reader 4 02-02-2010 12:48 AM
Corrupt display on the V3 Trono HanLin eBook 7 12-18-2008 12:30 PM
Unutterably Silly Corrupt-a-Saying radioflyertoo Lounge 10 10-28-2008 03:20 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:31 PM.

Contact Us - FAQ - Guidelines - Privacy - Top

MobileRead.com is a privately owned, operated and funded community.