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Old 08-28-2009, 03:17 PM   #46
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" 'Good riddance' to that skirt, is what I say. " Thought Jack.
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Old 08-28-2009, 07:56 PM   #47
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Jack/Jackie always believed that a person should just who they are. Just be comfortable in their own skin.
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Old 08-28-2009, 11:29 PM   #48
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"skin flicks!" thought Jack/Jackie "Oooh, yes, it's been quite a while since I checked out one of those!"
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Old 08-29-2009, 06:25 AM   #49
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"Those skin flicks and cheezy poofs", thought Jack/Jackie with a delicious shiver, "those were the days". When when a man/woman could lounge on a bean bag in front of the tele and be proud of the orange stains.
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:38 AM   #50
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Stains or no stains, Jack/Jackie was determined to get back into the size two. First thing to do? Stop marinating the cheezy poofs in beer first.
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Old 08-31-2009, 07:13 AM   #51
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"First no more beer soaked chezzy poofs then a good solid hour on the stair master every day. All the resolutions in the world aren't going to get my big hairy behind out of this out of this mess", thought Jack. "I don't want to go downtown anymore, I'm busting out of here." One good whack from steel tipped stilleto should break this side window.
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Old 08-31-2009, 08:24 PM   #52
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Window glass rained down all around as the stiletto heel effortlessly shattered the window. Unfortunately, this also triggered the alarms.
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Old 08-31-2009, 08:34 PM   #53
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'Alarms?', thought Jack(ie), 'in the back seat of Police Cruiser? What a posh bandit-wagon this is' he thought as he nose-dived out of the window, like a Barnum & Bailey's lion through a burning ring of fire.
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Old 08-31-2009, 11:00 PM   #54
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"..Fire!", screamed officer Phillip as he slammed on the brakes and jumped out of his customized cruiser. "Halt, or I'll Fire", he yelled again as he drew his sidearm, but he only caught a glimpse of the odd person he had been hauling downtown as they disappeared around the corner of a warehouse. Phillip had never realized that anyone could hobble walk that fast while wearing one stiletto heel and carrying the other. Chuckling he shook his head and started after the loon.
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Old 08-31-2009, 11:38 PM   #55
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"Loon...loon... " Jack/Jackie muttered while counting his/her change. "Damn! 2 loonies and not a single toonie in the lot! How will I ever get back home now?? I sure can't walk in this one broken stiletto! Hey, wasn't there someone else with me when I started this story? Hmmm, who was it..." Jack pontificated.
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Old 09-01-2009, 01:24 AM   #56
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"Pontificated? He he he I'm always suprising myself with the things that I know how to do in my own mind", cogitated Jack(ie). The very act of cogitation setting off a round of self satisfied giggles. "I really need to get back to the ship. There is money to win back and vampires to be killed. Not to mention a rocky relationship to be set right", muttered Jack(ie) while looking around for inspiration.
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Inspiration came in the form of a big pothole on 22nd street. As Jack(ie)'s stiletto pierced the thin water skin of the pothole (huh?), he snapped his fingers as he fell on his butt. "by George, I've got it!" he shouted, "I'll dive under the water and swim back to the ship!"

"Did someone call me?" a husky voice intoned a few inches from Jack(ie)'s ear. Jack(ie) jumped up the air and landed, hard, on his 'elemu.
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'elemu sore, Jack stood up. Hey, he thought to himself, I still amaze myself. These new words keep popping into my head. Now, I know Hawaiian. Humm...landing on my 'elemu sounds a bit more classy than falling on my butt. Gotta remember that one. Oh, and these shoes. Something funny going on there. I thought I left them behind as I ducked flying lamps. Next thing, I get arrested for wearing them. Good thing, as they were great for breaking out the window in that posh bandit-wagon.

"I said, 'Did someone call me?'" the husky voice intruded once again on Jack's conversation with himself.

"Jeeze!", Jack screeched, as he whipped around to find the voice.
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"Voice in my head", thought Jack(ie) whirling about and seeing no one around. "Seems things are getting a bit crowded between my ears", (s)he said digging a finger into one ear.

"Oh, for the love of Pete! I'm over here you moron", a hulking shadow shouted from next to the 22nd street wharf side Beer and Breakfast.
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Breakfast. The word lit up in Jack/Jackie's mind like a neon sign in the dark. At that point s/he saw the hulking shadow and wondering momentarily how a shadow could hulk.
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