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Old 06-12-2010, 06:44 PM   #451
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Old 06-13-2010, 02:19 AM   #453
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Old 06-13-2010, 02:23 AM   #454
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Old 06-13-2010, 02:29 AM   #455
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Old 06-13-2010, 02:32 AM   #456
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I actually enjoys Vogon poetry.
Can you also translate it?

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Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.
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Old 06-13-2010, 02:39 AM   #457
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yes, I can.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
(Tommy used to work on the docks)

Thy micturations are to me
(Union's been on strike)

As plurdled gabbleblotchits
(He's down on his luck it's tough)

On a lurgid bee
(So tough)

That mordiously hath bitled out
(Gina works the diner all day)

Its earted jurtles
(Working for her man)

Into a rancid festering
(She brings home her pay for love)

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
(For love)

Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
(She says "we've got to hold on to what we've got)

And living glupules frart and slipulate
('cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not)

Like jowling meated liverslime
(We've got each other and that's a lot for love)

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
(We'll give it a shot")

And hooptiously drangle me
(We're half way there)

With crinkly bindlewurdles,
(Livin' on a prayer)

Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
(Take my hand and we'll make it i swear)

See if I don't.
(Livin' on a prayer)
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yes, I can.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
(Tommy used to work on the docks)
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You two silly but talented boys and girls.
Post this in the poet corner.
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Old 06-13-2010, 03:56 AM   #459
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Com on interfenerstal monkeys, I am not scared by you.

I'll twist your tails in lover's knots and with the skin of your tender parts i'll make me a wallet.

In Naples they say " Uallera di scimiotto".
Translate this you googlites!

Uallera is a good name for it. It shows enthusiasm.
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Old 06-13-2010, 07:09 AM   #460
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I must say, I'm impressed with myself!
For a pharmacist that must be quite a normal condition



P.S. When you stop doing research and open your shop, be sure that I will be your most faithful client/patient.

PPS Heil Deutschland! Do win with the dangerous Aussies to night.
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Old 06-13-2010, 04:35 PM   #463
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Bomp.
Do you also belong to the most esteemed confraternity of the Apothecaries?
Or do you recite jambic pentameters?

Nah, you have been promoted. To bomp.

I wonder when somebody will have to OHM until interior peace is attained on earth and neighboring places.

WDE, Do you team for Espana or for Deutschland?
I would gage for Deutschland.
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I will blow your mind, man!
That's exactly what I need to cool me down.

This is ridiculuos. According to them I would have much to be proud of.

Ah. It starts again
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