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[CyGuy]

I hope this one is okay to post, it is just a picture of some guys thumb/hand. There is simply nothing wrong or inappropriate with this pic, it is just a thumb/hand grasping a glass. Perhaps the angle and shadowing is unfortunate, but it is still a "PG" picture. Please don't bring the Ban-Hammer down on me, it is just a thumb...

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[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by wodin

Wouldn't you know it? I handded out karma for a deleted post! O well, I at lease enjoyed it! What's that say 'bout me?

No comment!

[Fbone]

Life is a car wash ... and I'm on a bicycle.

[CyGuy]

When purchasing a bicycle you might not think that the seat color is really all that important, you would be wrong...

[Ajax]

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.

Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.

But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?"

Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"

The brother winked and replied, "Denephew."

[CyGuy]

[Fbone]

Life is an endless struggle, full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.

[Falcao]

- Doctor, doctor, a stove fell on my head.
- Indeed. It is a typical case of heat-stroke.

Spoiler:

[Ajax]

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous..or what?"

"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."

[Fbone]

Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.

[orlok]

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by orlok

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Here we go again:

https://www.mobileread.com/forums/sho...84#post1241884

A pencil would be unacceptable in zero-G situations because the graphite would float free and endanger delicate electronic equipment, among other things.

[Fbone]

Many women who think they have purchased a dress for a ridiculous price, have actually bought it for an absurd figure.

[Bookpossum]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Here we go again:

https://www.mobileread.com/forums/sho...84#post1241884

A pencil would be unacceptable in zero-G situations because the graphite would float free and endanger delicate electronic equipment, among other things.

You can't let the facts get in the way of a good story!

[mores]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Here we go again:

https://www.mobileread.com/forums/sho...84#post1241884

A pencil would be unacceptable in zero-G situations because the graphite would float free and endanger delicate electronic equipment, among other things.

Sorry if I interrupt this fine thread that brings me great joy every morning, but have you actually seen the insides of those early-day space craft? Not even a spilled bucket of water would have damaged those.

Now, on with the funnies