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Old 07-12-2011, 11:19 AM   #301
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I second that. I had a vision of Foghorn Leghorn's future, and it looked tasty.
I've found that if I lay off the tequila, I don't have those visions of Foghorn Leghorn.
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I've found that if I lay off the tequila, I don't have those visions of Foghorn Leghorn.
If you laid off the grog, you wouldn't be envisaging eating sentient chickens!
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Old 07-13-2011, 03:08 AM   #303
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If you laid off the grog, you wouldn't be envisaging eating sentient chickens!
What if the sentient chickens are serving up the non-sentient chickens to save themselves? To use a sci-fi analogy, the emperor chicken is sending out storm trooper chickens to become dinner to ensure that everyone is full before they can get to him.
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Old 07-13-2011, 03:31 AM   #304
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I've found that if I lay off the tequila, I don't have those visions of Foghorn Leghorn.
I don't have visions of Foghorn Leghorn. I have a vision of his future, and the future of all chickens: Dinner!
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Old 07-13-2011, 08:33 AM   #305
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arf!!! I will happily devour legions of non-sentient but oh-so-yummy chickens in order to get to the Chook Emperor...

I canz eat um fasterz than they canz breedz em...
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Old 07-13-2011, 09:00 AM   #306
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If you laid off the grog, you wouldn't be envisaging eating sentient chickens!
Ya need a friggin dictionary to read your post!
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Old 07-13-2011, 09:06 AM   #307
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Hmmmm .... can sentient chickens eat non-sentient people?
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Old 07-13-2011, 09:45 AM   #308
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Old 07-13-2011, 10:19 AM   #309
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Hmmmm .... can sentient chickens eat non-sentient people?
Hey! Who you calling sentient? I get up off the couch once in a while, if only to get another beer...!
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Old 07-13-2011, 08:35 PM   #310
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arf!!! I will happily devour legions of non-sentient but oh-so-yummy chickens in order to get to the Chook Emperor...

I canz eat um fasterz than they canz breedz em...
Since the Chook Emperor's Storm Trooper chickens are clones, they can produce them extremely fast. Of course, that means a never-ending supply of very yummy chickens.

Let's just hope there are no Klingon chickens.

Added: Of course, we could follow the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy and breed chickens that want to be eaten. Imagine looking outside and seeing a massive number of chickens who want nothing more than to jump in a frying pan.
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What if the sentient chickens are serving up the non-sentient chickens to save themselves? To use a sci-fi analogy, the emperor chicken is sending out storm trooper chickens to become dinner to ensure that everyone is full before they can get to him.
Seems like a silly what-if. It's not as if some evil Darth Chooker was out there with some evil plot to kill other chickens for dinner using crack storm chooks to do his evil bidding..
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Seems like a silly what-if. It's not as if some evil Darth Chooker was out there with some evil plot to kill other chickens for dinner using crack storm chooks to do his evil bidding..
Darth Chooker would just be doing the bidding of Emperor Chooketine.
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