Silliness Countdown! - Page 14

beppe · 05-26-2010, 06:25 AM

My dog before last , may he always find his buried bones and a comfortable bed in the big kennel above, when I got out of the house, always came asking where I wanted him. A sign of the hand was enough. If I had nothing for him he was disappointed and the joy sloped down off him. But if I wanted him in a particular place, because I wanted to take the car or something else, he went there sparkling of fervor and quite proud.

There is a dalmatian down the road, young and kind. Beautiful moves, but that's all.

LazyScot · 05-26-2010, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Dalmations are known to be dim, even for dogs. And smart for a dog is dim for a rutabaga.

So what does this make VR?

Lady Blue · 05-26-2010, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by LazyScot

So what does this make VR?

A kumquat?

poohbear_nc · 05-26-2010, 08:50 AM

Today is 21 - a legal day in most nations. Let's celebrate 21 with a wee quaff!

Sweetpea · 05-26-2010, 09:06 AM

123 days till we'll have a new kitchen!

pshrynk · 05-26-2010, 10:28 AM

Three days until my birthday. Which is on 29 May. Born in 1957. I'll be 53. Where were we again?

happy_terd · 05-26-2010, 12:09 PM

What the heck do you get a Pshrynk for their birthday???

Hey, you got a neutered dog?

Lady Blue · 05-26-2010, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Three days until my birthday. Which is on 29 May. Born in 1957. I'll be 53. Where were we again?

Well, that was slick, Slick.

I'm sure I won't be logged in that day, sooooo . . . . .

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PSHRYNK!!!

Now, back to our regularly scheduled countdown . . .

T minus *****

poohbear_nc · 05-26-2010, 01:27 PM

T minus 29 ... and did you bring cake early too?

happy_terd · 05-26-2010, 01:40 PM

Show some support Pooh. If I am on a diet then you all should diet with me. Carrot sticks and celery for all.

beppe · 05-26-2010, 03:58 PM

What do they say in your part of the world?

Spoiler:

do not read this unless you are insensitive to profanity.

beppe · 05-26-2010, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

A kumquat?

Great recipe.
Take as many kumquats as you can. If you want, wash them. with clean water. Put them in clean jars. Cover them with whatever spirit you fancy. Rhum, whiskey, wodka, Applejack, brandy, you name it. Cheap stuff gives the best results in terms of satisfaction/price ratio. Close the lids. Store away for a while (months tipically) in a dark place is better.

LazyScot · 05-27-2010, 06:32 AM

25.

Now there's a number I really liked when I was a kid. Very much the sort of number that would defend you with its bunch of fives. Friendly and helpful: multiplying by 25 was always a breeze. And as if that wasn't enough, think about the brilliant work it's done. Where would right angles and Pythagoras be without 25. Nowhere! Can you imagine a world without right angles or a hypotenuse. We would never have had the Major's Song in the Pirates of Penzance, including the immortal line "and many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse."

But then, ah then, flushed with the success of its triangles it tried to turn its hand to trigonometry, which sadly led to drink and calculus. It was a downward spiral that was aggravated by its handiness with a bunch of fives. Fights and arguments started. Who was the best square? 16 and 9 got upset that it tried to take all the limelight away from them. Then 5 got angry that it kept being taken in vain, and that 25 never paid any royalties for using it in 25's name. What is the most useful number? 0 really disliked that and started legal proceedings. Who is the most musical? 8 cut off all diplomatic ties and demanded sanctions against 25. Then, in a drunken (and decidedly off-key)stupor, 25 tried to quarter 100. The number police were called and 25 was sentenced to 7 years rehabilitation (as 7 was the only number left on speaking terms with 25 at the time) in a little village in North Wales called Portmeirion.

Now, off the drink and with its ego deflated to a more natural size, 25 is almost ready to return to civilisation.

beppe · 05-27-2010, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

25.

An imperial number. In D Major.

FlorenceArt · 05-27-2010, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

25.

Now there's a number I really liked when I was a kid. Very much the sort of number that would defend you with its bunch of fives. Friendly and helpful: multiplying by 25 was always a breeze. And as if that wasn't enough, think about the brilliant work it's done. Where would right angles and Pythagoras be without 25. Nowhere! Can you imagine a world without right angles or a hypotenuse. We would never have had the Major's Song in the Pirates of Penzance, including the immortal line "and many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse."

But then, ah then, flushed with the success of its triangles it tried to turn its hand to trigonometry, which sadly led to drink and calculus. It was a downward spiral that was aggravated by its handiness with a bunch of fives. Fights and arguments started. Who was the best square? 16 and 9 got upset that it tried to take all the limelight away from them. Then 5 got angry that it kept being taken in vain, and that 25 never paid any royalties for using it in 25's name. What is the most useful number? 0 really disliked that and started legal proceedings. Who is the most musical? 8 cut off all diplomatic ties and demanded sanctions against 25. Then, in a drunken (and decidedly off-key)stupor, 25 tried to quarter 100. The number police were called and 25 was sentenced to 7 years rehabilitation (as 7 was the only number left on speaking terms with 25 at the time) in a little village in North Wales called Portmeirion.

Now, off the drink and with its ego deflated to a more natural size, 25 is almost ready to return to civilisation.

05-26-2010, 03:58 PM	#206
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05-26-2010, 06:25 AM	#196
beppe Grand Sorcerer Posts: 5,161 Karma: 81026524 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Italy Device: Kindle3, Ipod4, IPad2	My dog before last , may he always find his buried bones and a comfortable bed in the big kennel above, when I got out of the house, always came asking where I wanted him. A sign of the hand was enough. If I had nothing for him he was disappointed and the joy sloped down off him. But if I wanted him in a particular place, because I wanted to take the car or something else, he went there sparkling of fervor and quite proud. There is a dalmatian down the road, young and kind. Beautiful moves, but that's all.

05-26-2010, 08:50 AM	#199
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,504 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Today is 21 - a legal day in most nations. Let's celebrate 21 with a wee quaff!

05-26-2010, 09:06 AM	#200
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05-26-2010, 10:28 AM	#201
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Three days until my birthday. Which is on 29 May. Born in 1957. I'll be 53. Where were we again?

05-26-2010, 12:09 PM	#202
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	What the heck do you get a Pshrynk for their birthday??? Hey, you got a neutered dog?

05-26-2010, 01:27 PM	#204
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,504 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	T minus 29 ... and did you bring cake early too?

05-26-2010, 01:40 PM	#205
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Show some support Pooh. If I am on a diet then you all should diet with me. Carrot sticks and celery for all.

05-27-2010, 06:32 AM	#208
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	25. Now there's a number I really liked when I was a kid. Very much the sort of number that would defend you with its bunch of fives. Friendly and helpful: multiplying by 25 was always a breeze. And as if that wasn't enough, think about the brilliant work it's done. Where would right angles and Pythagoras be without 25. Nowhere! Can you imagine a world without right angles or a hypotenuse. We would never have had the Major's Song in the Pirates of Penzance, including the immortal line "and many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse." But then, ah then, flushed with the success of its triangles it tried to turn its hand to trigonometry, which sadly led to drink and calculus. It was a downward spiral that was aggravated by its handiness with a bunch of fives. Fights and arguments started. Who was the best square? 16 and 9 got upset that it tried to take all the limelight away from them. Then 5 got angry that it kept being taken in vain, and that 25 never paid any royalties for using it in 25's name. What is the most useful number? 0 really disliked that and started legal proceedings. Who is the most musical? 8 cut off all diplomatic ties and demanded sanctions against 25. Then, in a drunken (and decidedly off-key)stupor, 25 tried to quarter 100. The number police were called and 25 was sentenced to 7 years rehabilitation (as 7 was the only number left on speaking terms with 25 at the time) in a little village in North Wales called Portmeirion. Now, off the drink and with its ego deflated to a more natural size, 25 is almost ready to return to civilisation.

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