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Old 08-05-2012, 01:12 PM   #17701
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That's a bit high. 360°F is about the right temperature....

I win.
That's a bit cruel!

ACME?? On autodial ....
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Old 08-05-2012, 01:55 PM   #17702
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*hacks phone line*

ACME. This is dreams. How may I help you?
****
Yes. Hello. We are always glad to help our top customers.
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Hum, there may be a delay on that order. This is Sunday and our packing and shipping department is closed.
****
We do have a lovely BBQ already boxed and ready to ship. It comes with a case of BBQ sauce and grilling tools.
Let me just send that out to you (free of charge) for being such a loyal customer. It should be there in a few hours.

Good bye, and thank you for using ACME for all your important purchases.

*dial tone.*
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:20 PM   #17703
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Et tu dreams?
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:34 PM   #17704
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I think that is MaxPuppys and Raindrops picnic.
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Old 08-05-2012, 02:39 PM   #17705
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Old 08-05-2012, 03:28 PM   #17706
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*sigh*

I, poohbear, being of unsound mind and mangled body, do declare this to be my last will and testament ...

to all my so-called friends, who desired nothing less than a free lunch, I do bequeath ....

wait a minute ... the UPS man is here ....

hmmm .... the box is opening by itself ... must be from ACME ....

it must be dreams' last perfidious order ....

Oh look ... a chicken dismemberment tool ... to use before firing up the BBQ ....

hmmmmm... this is ACME .... if I twist the dial to the left, instead of the right .....


OW!


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

*pant, pant, pant*

CRACK!



Egad! It worked! The ACME chicken dismemberment tool DID operate in reverse ... and put me back together again! And the win too!

Woo Hoo!

*altering settings to seek out & dismember umbrellas & cars*
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Old 08-05-2012, 03:43 PM   #17707
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.... 911 .....
Doesn't always help, you need to remember 999 and 112 as well to pick up all the pieces instead of only some of them.

I win.
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Old 08-05-2012, 03:47 PM   #17708
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Good evening, everyone. This is just a quick post to let you all know that I win.
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Old 08-05-2012, 04:14 PM   #17709
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Egad! It worked! The ACME chicken dismemberment tool DID operate in reverse ... and put me back together again! And the win too!

Woo Hoo!

*altering settings to seek out & dismember umbrellas & cars*


Cuda! Take Raindrop with you and MaxPuppy when you get out of there. Let Raindrop know I won't be home for a while - I need to hide from rampaging chickens.
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Good evening, everyone. This is just a quick post to let you all know that I win.
Thank you, Grand Mouse. You are always so mannerly.

*But you are mistaken, as I now have the win.*
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Old 08-05-2012, 04:23 PM   #17710
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You can't hide from ACME quality!

*adding mousies to the settings*
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Old 08-05-2012, 04:25 PM   #17711
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*inserts small stick into ACME machine*

*ACME machine shudders to a half, starts to smoke, and collapses*


I win.
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Old 08-05-2012, 05:03 PM   #17712
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*small set of forceps emerges from ACME machine & removes stick*

*machine shakes itself and proceeds to follow the mouse*

*evil mechanical chuckling is heard*

Chicken waves good bye to fleeing mouse & machine, whilst holding onto the win!
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Old 08-05-2012, 05:10 PM   #17713
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*small set of forceps emerges from ACME machine & removes stick*

*machine shakes itself and proceeds to follow the mouse*

*evil mechanical chuckling is heard*

Chicken waves good bye to fleeing mouse & machine, whilst holding onto the win!
Chicken drops the win while waving, and it is quietly picked up by eskimo, who retreats to his igloo for the night and seals the entrance with ice and an invisible spell (which makes the igloo and the win totally invisible from all earthly creatures and machines, and unearthly creatures like pheonixes).
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Old 08-05-2012, 05:17 PM   #17714
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Cuda! Take Raindrop with you and MaxPuppy when you get out of there. Let Raindrop know I won't be home for a while - I need to hide from rampaging chickens.

Thank you, Grand Mouse. You are always so mannerly.

*But you are mistaken, as I now have the win.*
Don't worry dreams. All is well. Raindrop is safe with me.
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Old 08-05-2012, 05:26 PM   #17715
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As I run past eskimo's (invisible) igloo, the ACME machine crashes straight into it. Both igloo and machine are destroyed.

I catch the win as it is thrown from the wreckage.
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