Silliness Forum Game: Last person to post here wins! - Page 1181

poohbear_nc · 08-05-2012, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdurrant

That's a bit high. 360°F is about the right temperature....

I win.

That's a bit cruel!

ACME?? On autodial ....

dreams · 08-05-2012, 01:55 PM

*hacks phone line*

ACME. This is dreams. How may I help you?
****
Yes. Hello. We are always glad to help our top customers.
****
Hum, there may be a delay on that order. This is Sunday and our packing and shipping department is closed.
****
We do have a lovely BBQ already boxed and ready to ship. It comes with a case of BBQ sauce and grilling tools.
Let me just send that out to you (free of charge) for being such a loyal customer. It should be there in a few hours.

Good bye, and thank you for using ACME for all your important purchases.

*dial tone.*

poohbear_nc · 08-05-2012, 02:20 PM

Et tu dreams?

74Cuda · 08-05-2012, 02:34 PM

I think that is MaxPuppys and Raindrops picnic.

dreams · 08-05-2012, 02:39 PM

poohbear_nc · 08-05-2012, 03:28 PM

*sigh*

I, poohbear, being of unsound mind and mangled body, do declare this to be my last will and testament ...

to all my so-called friends, who desired nothing less than a free lunch, I do bequeath ....

wait a minute ... the UPS man is here ....

hmmm .... the box is opening by itself ... must be from ACME ....

it must be dreams' last perfidious order ....

Oh look ... a chicken dismemberment tool ... to use before firing up the BBQ ....

hmmmmm... this is ACME .... if I twist the dial to the left, instead of the right .....

OW!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

*pant, pant, pant*

CRACK!

Egad! It worked! The ACME chicken dismemberment tool DID operate in reverse ... and put me back together again! And the win too!

Woo Hoo!

*altering settings to seek out & dismember umbrellas & cars*

eskimo49 · 08-05-2012, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

.... 911 .....

Doesn't always help, you need to remember 999 and 112 as well to pick up all the pieces instead of only some of them.

I win.

pdurrant · 08-05-2012, 03:47 PM

Good evening, everyone. This is just a quick post to let you all know that I win.

dreams · 08-05-2012, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

[snip]
Egad! It worked! The ACME chicken dismemberment tool DID operate in reverse ... and put me back together again! And the win too!

Woo Hoo!

*altering settings to seek out & dismember umbrellas & cars*

Cuda! Take Raindrop with you and MaxPuppy when you get out of there. Let Raindrop know I won't be home for a while - I need to hide from rampaging chickens.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdurrant

Good evening, everyone. This is just a quick post to let you all know that I win.

Thank you, Grand Mouse. You are always so mannerly.

*But you are mistaken, as I now have the win.*

poohbear_nc · 08-05-2012, 04:23 PM

Quote:

I need to hide from rampaging chickens

You can't hide from ACME quality!

*adding mousies to the settings*

pdurrant · 08-05-2012, 04:25 PM

*inserts small stick into ACME machine*

*ACME machine shudders to a half, starts to smoke, and collapses*

I win.

poohbear_nc · 08-05-2012, 05:03 PM

*small set of forceps emerges from ACME machine & removes stick*

*machine shakes itself and proceeds to follow the mouse*

*evil mechanical chuckling is heard*

Chicken waves good bye to fleeing mouse & machine, whilst holding onto the win!

eskimo49 · 08-05-2012, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

*small set of forceps emerges from ACME machine & removes stick*

*machine shakes itself and proceeds to follow the mouse*

*evil mechanical chuckling is heard*

Chicken waves good bye to fleeing mouse & machine, whilst holding onto the win!

Chicken drops the win while waving, and it is quietly picked up by eskimo, who retreats to his igloo for the night and seals the entrance with ice and an invisible spell (which makes the igloo and the win totally invisible from all earthly creatures and machines, and unearthly creatures like pheonixes).

74Cuda · 08-05-2012, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreams

Cuda! Take Raindrop with you and MaxPuppy when you get out of there. Let Raindrop know I won't be home for a while - I need to hide from rampaging chickens.

Thank you, Grand Mouse. You are always so mannerly.

*But you are mistaken, as I now have the win.*

Don't worry dreams. All is well. Raindrop is safe with me.

pdurrant · 08-05-2012, 05:26 PM

As I run past eskimo's (invisible) igloo, the ACME machine crashes straight into it. Both igloo and machine are destroyed.

I catch the win as it is thrown from the wreckage.

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08-05-2012, 01:55 PM	#17702
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	hacks phone line ACME. This is dreams. How may I help you? ** Yes. Hello. We are always glad to help our top customers. Hum, there may be a delay on that order. This is Sunday and our packing and shipping department is closed. ** We do have a lovely BBQ already boxed and ready to ship. It comes with a case of BBQ sauce and grilling tools. Let me just send that out to you (free of charge) for being such a loyal customer. It should be there in a few hours. Good bye, and thank you for using ACME for all your important purchases. dial tone.

08-05-2012, 02:20 PM	#17703
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,729 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Et tu dreams?

08-05-2012, 02:34 PM	#17704
74Cuda MaxPuppy Rules Posts: 31,418 Karma: 31670648 Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: NW Oregon Device: Kindle Fire 8.9 HDX Kindle 3, Kindle Fire, Kindle Fire HD, Acer A200	I think that is MaxPuppys and Raindrops picnic.

08-05-2012, 02:39 PM	#17705
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF

08-05-2012, 03:28 PM	#17706
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,729 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	sigh I, poohbear, being of unsound mind and mangled body, do declare this to be my last will and testament ... to all my so-called friends, who desired nothing less than a free lunch, I do bequeath .... wait a minute ... the UPS man is here .... hmmm .... the box is opening by itself ... must be from ACME .... it must be dreams' last perfidious order .... Oh look ... a chicken dismemberment tool ... to use before firing up the BBQ .... hmmmmm... this is ACME .... if I twist the dial to the left, instead of the right ..... OW! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! pant, pant, pant CRACK! Egad! It worked! The ACME chicken dismemberment tool DID operate in reverse ... and put me back together again! And the win too! Woo Hoo! altering settings to seek out & dismember umbrellas & cars

08-05-2012, 03:47 PM	#17708
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,106 Karma: 315558332 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	Good evening, everyone. This is just a quick post to let you all know that I win.

08-05-2012, 04:25 PM	#17711
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,106 Karma: 315558332 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	inserts small stick into ACME machine ACME machine shudders to a half, starts to smoke, and collapses I win.

08-05-2012, 05:03 PM	#17712
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,729 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	small set of forceps emerges from ACME machine & removes stick machine shakes itself and proceeds to follow the mouse evil mechanical chuckling is heard Chicken waves good bye to fleeing mouse & machine, whilst holding onto the win!

08-05-2012, 05:26 PM	#17715
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,106 Karma: 315558332 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	As I run past eskimo's (invisible) igloo, the ACME machine crashes straight into it. Both igloo and machine are destroyed. I catch the win as it is thrown from the wreckage.