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Old 06-05-2010, 12:59 PM   #16936
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I have a question.
I just received an invitation to a wedding involving two "people" I can't stand.
They know I can't stand them.
And while I do enjoy anything involving free booze and a crime against Nature, I'm not going.
My question is, should I write on the RSVP:
"Sorry to hear your daughter is knocked up. Hope you find the sperm donor.", or
"They make a lovely couple but I don't want one of the puppies."?
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:00 PM   #16937
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:03 PM   #16938
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I have a question.
I just received an invitation to a wedding involving two "people" I can't stand.
They know I can't stand them.
And while I do enjoy anything involving free booze and a crime against Nature, I'm not going.
My question is, should I write on the RSVP:
"Sorry to hear your daughter is knocked up. Hope you find the sperm donor.", or
"They make a lovely couple but I don't want one of the puppies."?
Assuming you are being serious...

Discretion being the better part of valor, I'd RSVP with a No (and an excuse or not) or just simply not reply.

Oh and Vote for 1 - The Clear Leader!
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:08 PM   #16939
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I have a question.
I just received an invitation to a wedding involving two "people" I can't stand.
Tell them you will go to the next one.
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:13 PM   #16940
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Right Now, I am wondering why I am the only one who sees WTS as #5?

VOTE 5 RIGHT NOW!
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:13 PM   #16941
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:15 PM   #16942
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I was going to vote.
I wanted to vote.
But I'm not.
I was going to give my vote away.
But someone wouldn't have dinner with me....
Aw, c'mon. Do it for your fellow citizens!
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:19 PM   #16943
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Thinking whether to upgrade to Win7 or buy a whole new computer....
My MS Paint program has started crashing lately when I don't save frequently enough. Wonder if that's Microsoft's way of encouraging an upgrade? Many folks wouldn't put it past them. I don't believe I've encountered that problem since Windows 3.1!
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:21 PM   #16944
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I have a question.
I just received an invitation to a wedding involving two "people" I can't stand.
They know I can't stand them.
And while I do enjoy anything involving free booze and a crime against Nature, I'm not going.
My question is, should I write on the RSVP:
"Sorry to hear your daughter is knocked up. Hope you find the sperm donor.", or
"They make a lovely couple but I don't want one of the puppies."?
How about a simple, "Do I know you?"
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:22 PM   #16945
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My MS Paint program has started crashing lately when I don't save frequently enough. Wonder if that's Microsoft's way of encouraging an upgrade? Many folks wouldn't put it past them. I don't believe I've encountered that problem since Windows 3.1!

More likely you've gotten something corrupted in your registry or maybe a hard disc or memory going bad...

Windows needs a fresh install every couple of years just for good measure (and to clear out the registry).
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:26 PM   #16946
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:33 PM   #16947
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You're right, Tom.
It is my duty to participate in a blatantly rigged election, even though I know my vote means nothing.
I voted two hours ago.
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Old 06-05-2010, 01:38 PM   #16948
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Congratulations on an Italian winning the French Open!!
That's really a great one, she is the first. She is a tough one and she really played a great match against a bigger and stronger Aussie. Guts and nerves.
Solid tennis, not beautiful tennis, but beautiful match.

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Nah. A part the usual favorite that is the green and gold, I like you people.
We'll go out right away. A bunch of mediocrities.

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Old 06-05-2010, 02:20 PM   #16949
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Old 06-05-2010, 02:47 PM   #16950
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I have a question.
I just received an invitation to a wedding involving two "people" I can't stand.
They know I can't stand them.
And while I do enjoy anything involving free booze and a crime against Nature, I'm not going.
My question is, should I write on the RSVP:
"Sorry to hear your daughter is knocked up. Hope you find the sperm donor.", or
"They make a lovely couple but I don't want one of the puppies."?
I would go. Just ignore the two people you can't stand. Free booze my uncle Gotlieb. You'll have to make a gift. Rent a little baby with a skin color different from the groom, rent a fake mother of the same hue and have them come to the ceremony. When the officiating person (this speech correctness is pain in the neck)says who has something to say say it now or keep the trap shut forever, or words to that effect. She jumps up and says: What about us, you fink! And, after a moment to let the astonished silence set in, you start to applaud. What do you think?
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