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Murderous Mustela
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Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer
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Dear Poohbear,
It has come to our attention that you tampered with our product in such a way as to void the extended warranty. This means that the previous warranty claim has also been invalided ex post facto, and as such our legal team has determined that we must send you back to the cornfield now. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. ~Acme Last edited by Dylrob; 07-14-2012 at 10:14 PM. |
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Grand Sorcerer
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*outside Poohbear's roost*
Look at that. Poohbear left the win just lying around. That's not a safe place for it. I'd better look after it. I wonder where Pooh went? I win. |
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Bah! Humbug!
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I dropped my win! |
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Murderous Mustela
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Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer
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To whomever it may concern,
It has come to our attention the the item simple known as "the win" has been quantum intertwined with a class ten transdimensional portal that was originalled generated by one of our fine products. Anyone who comes in contact with this item will soon find themselves thrown into a parallel dimension known as the cornfield. From which there is no escape without a valid warranty claim. ~Acme |
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Grand Sorcerer
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Device: Sony PRS-T1
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I better get the win somewhere safe until Pooh gets back. I wouldn't want it to get lost.
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MaxPuppy Rules
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: NW Oregon
Device: Kindle Fire 8.9 HDX Kindle 3, Kindle Fire, Kindle Fire HD, Acer A200
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Crazy chickens. You lose and always will.
I win. P,S. To dreams. It is possible that MaxPuppy does have ulterior motives. Hard to tell about him. |
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Grand Sorcerer
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After a review of "the warranty" by Snodgrass, Cheatum and Chumley, lawyers for one Red_Pheonix, it has been ascertained that your claim to "the win" as part of your warranty is not valid. Therefore, the win will remain in the possession of our client without any penalties or consequences being applied. ~Snodgrass |
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Bah! Humbug!
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Location: Durham, NC
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Hmmmmm .... if a "kaboom" landed me here, I should be able to return by reversing the polarity on this gizmo ....
OK, holding up a mirror and pressing the 2 buttons ..... MOOBAK Egad! It worked! I'm back! I'll take that win back now red - thanks for holding on to it for me! *tearing up ACME catalog and heading for the roost for the night* |
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MaxPuppy Rules
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Location: NW Oregon
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I think your brain got KABOOMED.
I win. |
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Samurai Lizard
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Join Date: Nov 2009
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Samurai Lizard
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Sorry, but the hypnotoad has no affect on me. I tend to jump from one thought...ooooh chocolate is yummy!...to another...whoa I like that Katy Perry song...continually so hypnotoad...I should have chicken for a snack...can't latch on.
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Samurai Lizard
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My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Doctor Who (new series, currently watching the 9th Doctor) Young Justice/Young Justice Invasion Green Lantern, The Animated Series The Mr. Men Show The Five Tenchi Muyo GXP That's some good TV! |
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Samurai Lizard
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Acme Products Extremely cute puppies with waggly tails The use of cuteness as a weapon Monty Python/Goodie References Consumption of chicken Consumption of non-chicken foods Chocolate (it deserves to be listed on its own) Zombies (you always gotta have zombies) Sci-Fi references Modification of time and space Discussion of alternate realities and dimensions The nature of winning itself |
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You kids get off my lawn!
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Did somebody say free mouse burgers? Why?
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Samurai Lizard
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I'll pass on the mouse burgers, they're far too small. Now, if you're talking chicken-fried steak burgers (with BBQ sauce), that might be something to try.
But for now I'll take the win. *Solitaire1 puts on a dimensional protector so he stays safely in this universe. He then safely disables the mechanism that cause others to be sent away since he doesn't want to win that way.* |
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