Silliness Forum Game: Last person to post here wins! - Page 1083

Dylrob · 07-14-2012, 10:10 PM

Dear Poohbear,

It has come to our attention that you tampered with our product in such a way as to void the extended warranty. This means that the previous warranty claim has also been invalided ex post facto, and as such our legal team has determined that we must send you back to the cornfield now. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

~Acme

red_phoenix · 07-14-2012, 10:19 PM

*outside Poohbear's roost*

Look at that. Poohbear left the win just lying around. That's not a safe place for it. I'd better look after it. I wonder where Pooh went?

I win.

poohbear_nc · 07-14-2012, 10:34 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I dropped my win!

Dylrob · 07-14-2012, 10:36 PM

To whomever it may concern,

It has come to our attention the the item simple known as "the win" has been quantum intertwined with a class ten transdimensional portal that was originalled generated by one of our fine products. Anyone who comes in contact with this item will soon find themselves thrown into a parallel dimension known as the cornfield. From which there is no escape without a valid warranty claim.

~Acme

red_phoenix · 07-14-2012, 10:37 PM

I better get the win somewhere safe until Pooh gets back. I wouldn't want it to get lost.

74Cuda · 07-14-2012, 10:37 PM

Crazy chickens. You lose and always will.

I win.

P,S. To dreams. It is possible that MaxPuppy does have ulterior motives. Hard to tell about him.

red_phoenix · 07-14-2012, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

To whomever it may concern,

It has come to our attention the the item simple known as "the win" has been quantum intertwined with a class ten transdimensional portal that was originalled generated by one of our fine products. Anyone who comes in contact with this item will soon find themselves thrown into a parallel dimension known as the cornfield. From which there is no escape without a valid warranty claim.

~Acme

Dear Acme:

After a review of "the warranty" by Snodgrass, Cheatum and Chumley, lawyers for one Red_Pheonix, it has been ascertained that your claim to "the win" as part of your warranty is not valid. Therefore, the win will remain in the possession of our client without any penalties or consequences being applied.

~Snodgrass

poohbear_nc · 07-14-2012, 11:05 PM

Hmmmmm .... if a "kaboom" landed me here, I should be able to return by reversing the polarity on this gizmo ....
OK, holding up a mirror and pressing the 2 buttons .....

MOOBAK

Egad! It worked! I'm back! I'll take that win back now red - thanks for holding on to it for me!

*tearing up ACME catalog and heading for the roost for the night*

74Cuda · 07-14-2012, 11:09 PM

I think your brain got KABOOMED.

I win.

Solitaire1 · 07-15-2012, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 74Cuda

I think your brain got KABOOMED.

I win.

Considering the original source, it should be an earth-shattering kaboom!

Solitaire1 · 07-15-2012, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

*sets solitaire's TV to the hypnotoad channel*

Sorry, but the hypnotoad has no affect on me. I tend to jump from one thought...ooooh chocolate is yummy!...to another...whoa I like that Katy Perry song...continually so hypnotoad...I should have chicken for a snack...can't latch on.

Solitaire1 · 07-15-2012, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

I'm satisfied to have the win right now.

Now I go to watch a wonderful television program (or at least an entertaining one).

But I shall return to take the win from whoever is the current winner.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreams

I'm winning! Yay!

What program?

Programs...

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Doctor Who (new series, currently watching the 9th Doctor)
Young Justice/Young Justice Invasion
Green Lantern, The Animated Series
The Mr. Men Show
The Five
Tenchi Muyo GXP

That's some good TV!

Solitaire1 · 07-15-2012, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quexos

I think I'll stop posting on this thread. One can simply not win

Quote:

Originally Posted by red_pheonix

Winning takes perseverance....or possibly insanity....

I win.

The journey is the fun part. There've been so many entertaining posts, including those involving the following topics:

Acme Products
Extremely cute puppies with waggly tails
The use of cuteness as a weapon
Monty Python/Goodie References
Consumption of chicken
Consumption of non-chicken foods
Chocolate (it deserves to be listed on its own)
Zombies (you always gotta have zombies)
Sci-Fi references
Modification of time and space
Discussion of alternate realities and dimensions
The nature of winning itself

FizzyWater · 07-15-2012, 03:30 AM

Did somebody say free mouse burgers? Why?

Solitaire1 · 07-15-2012, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FizzyWater

Did somebody say free mouse burgers? Why?

I'll pass on the mouse burgers, they're far too small. Now, if you're talking chicken-fried steak burgers (with BBQ sauce), that might be something to try.

But for now I'll take the win.

*Solitaire1 puts on a dimensional protector so he stays safely in this universe. He then safely disables the mechanism that cause others to be sent away since he doesn't want to win that way.*

07-14-2012, 10:10 PM	#16231
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Dear Poohbear, It has come to our attention that you tampered with our product in such a way as to void the extended warranty. This means that the previous warranty claim has also been invalided ex post facto, and as such our legal team has determined that we must send you back to the cornfield now. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. ~Acme Last edited by Dylrob; 07-14-2012 at 10:14 PM.

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07-14-2012, 10:19 PM	#16232
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	outside Poohbear's roost Look at that. Poohbear left the win just lying around. That's not a safe place for it. I'd better look after it. I wonder where Pooh went? I win.

07-14-2012, 10:34 PM	#16233
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,539 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I dropped my win!

07-14-2012, 10:36 PM	#16234
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	To whomever it may concern, It has come to our attention the the item simple known as "the win" has been quantum intertwined with a class ten transdimensional portal that was originalled generated by one of our fine products. Anyone who comes in contact with this item will soon find themselves thrown into a parallel dimension known as the cornfield. From which there is no escape without a valid warranty claim. ~Acme

07-14-2012, 10:37 PM	#16235
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	I better get the win somewhere safe until Pooh gets back. I wouldn't want it to get lost.

07-14-2012, 10:37 PM	#16236
74Cuda MaxPuppy Rules Posts: 31,418 Karma: 31670648 Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: NW Oregon Device: Kindle Fire 8.9 HDX Kindle 3, Kindle Fire, Kindle Fire HD, Acer A200	Crazy chickens. You lose and always will. I win. P,S. To dreams. It is possible that MaxPuppy does have ulterior motives. Hard to tell about him.

07-14-2012, 11:05 PM	#16238
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,539 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Hmmmmm .... if a "kaboom" landed me here, I should be able to return by reversing the polarity on this gizmo .... OK, holding up a mirror and pressing the 2 buttons ..... MOOBAK Egad! It worked! I'm back! I'll take that win back now red - thanks for holding on to it for me! tearing up ACME catalog and heading for the roost for the night

07-14-2012, 11:09 PM	#16239
74Cuda MaxPuppy Rules Posts: 31,418 Karma: 31670648 Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: NW Oregon Device: Kindle Fire 8.9 HDX Kindle 3, Kindle Fire, Kindle Fire HD, Acer A200	I think your brain got KABOOMED. I win.

07-15-2012, 03:30 AM	#16244
FizzyWater You kids get off my lawn! Posts: 4,220 Karma: 73492664 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Columbus, Ohio Device: Oasis 2 and Libra H2O and half a dozen older models I can't let go of	Did somebody say free mouse burgers? Why?