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Old 03-31-2010, 11:24 AM   #136
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My spiders were specifically sent on a course that would avoid Wales!

I think you've been trying to lob 'em back!
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Old 03-31-2010, 06:04 PM   #137
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:27 AM   #138
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Old 04-01-2010, 11:25 AM   #139
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Old 04-01-2010, 11:28 AM   #140
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And I'm easily mistaken for a Texan (mutant borgified chicken).
That because it says "Locked & Loaded!" under your name.
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Old 04-01-2010, 11:36 AM   #141
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Old 04-02-2010, 07:24 AM   #142
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(Yet I can get dazed, confused and frustrated while trying to reformat an ePub with my eyes wide open. )
maybe you should try reformatting epubs blindfolded as well.
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:07 PM   #143
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:19 PM   #144
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And you have become one with the cosmos, happy_terd.



Is that a new form of assimilation?

A kitchen accident involving a binding agent?

A transporter malfunction?

A kinky new . . . never mind.
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:22 PM   #145
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I would like to think that I am one with the force now.

*points finger at fridge*

"Beer!!!"

*WAITS*

"BEER!!!"

Nothing.
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Old 04-02-2010, 03:50 PM   #146
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And you have become one with the cosmos, happy_terd.



Is that a new form of assimilation?

A kitchen accident involving a binding agent?

A transporter malfunction?

A kinky new . . . never mind.

Assimilation is a patented process in the galaxy. Violators will be errrr assimilated! (But we won't use any painkillers!)
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Old 04-02-2010, 03:51 PM   #147
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I would like to think that I am one with the force now.

*points finger at fridge*

"Beer!!!"

*WAITS*

"BEER!!!"

Nothing.
You forgot to say "Please" - even appliances have feelings!
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Old 04-02-2010, 04:14 PM   #148
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You forgot to say "Please" - even appliances have feelings!
Is that why my salad tongs gave me something that sort of looked like the bird?
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Klaatu Barada Nikto!
I mean it!
Forget Michael Rennie,
I'll go completely Keanu Reeves on this forum!
I can do it!
I can't act either!
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Old 04-02-2010, 09:24 PM   #150
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Klaatu Barada Nikto!
I mean it!
Forget Michael Rennie,
I'll go completely Keanu Reeves on this forum!
I can do it!
I can't act either!
I can overlook political and religious differences, but going with Keanu Reeves over Michael Rennie is carrying things too far! Seeing as how you're lustin' for a bustin', meet me outside happy_terd's house halfway between Hell and Wal-Mart tomorrow afternoon at three.

If I ain't there promptly at three o'clock, start without me!
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