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dreams · 07-07-2010, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by recluse

So, if I'm following your logic...
we should eat the moderators.froggies.

Because it's wrong to eat the froggies.moderators

Um, recluse, I fixed it for you...

The "greens" were mixed up.

badgoodDeb · 07-07-2010, 05:34 PM

Whew!! I done wore myself out, ketching up with the storyline.

And no, of course the leather doesn't chafe. It's a very buttery soft kid leather. With magical properties, so it still repels knives, etc. Yip, yip, yip, yahoo cowboy!!

recluse · 07-07-2010, 05:42 PM

"I would never harm dreams. She is a lady."

But, if you insist, I won't eat the others.
It sure was fun watching them run, though.

pilotbob · 07-07-2010, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

"I would never harm dreams. She is a lady."

But, if you insist, I won't eat the others.
It sure was fun watching them run, though.

Well... when someone comes after me with a meat cleaver... that's usually what I do.

BOb

recluse · 07-07-2010, 06:27 PM

Meat cleaver?

BOb, I eat with my hands.

poohbear_nc · 07-07-2010, 07:50 PM

No installment tonight folks - your beloved author got a bit too much sun today and a touch of heat sickness.

For entertainment, picture this: Vintage Seasoning's camp: Seasoning, recluse, 5 leather-clad ladies, and a kitten! Make up your own tale tonight!

recluse · 07-07-2010, 08:34 PM

Got it, Pooh!

recluse quietly crept up behind Vintage Seasoning and sent him to dreamland with one swing of a horse across the temple.
What followed was of an extremely adult nature, but rest assured that great fun was had by all. Repeatedly.
Except for Vintage Seasoning, who was eaten by the kitten.
And the kitten, who spent several days with the squirts and one hell of a hairball.

Vintage Season · 07-07-2010, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Got it, Pooh!

recluse quietly crept up behind Vintage Seasoning and sent him to dreamland with one swing of a horse across the temple.
What followed was of an extremely adult nature, but rest assured that great fun was had by all. Repeatedly.
Except for Vintage Seasoning, who was eaten by the kitten.
And the kitten, who spent several days with the squirts and one hell of a hairball.

"One swing of a horse..." is just about what it would take, friend. Glad you had fun, though!

- M.

recluse · 07-07-2010, 10:31 PM

Sorry.

I asked myself "What would Jack Palance do?", then I asked myself "What would Alan Ladd do, if he wasn't a munchkin?" and split the difference.

It's how the West was won.

Davimee · 07-07-2010, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

No installment tonight folks - your beloved author got a bit too much sun today and a touch of heat sickness.

For entertainment, picture this: Vintage Seasoning's camp: Seasoning, recluse, 5 leather-clad ladies, and a kitten! Make up your own tale tonight!

Get to feeling better, Poohbear! Too much sun is not much fun!

rebarnmom · 07-07-2010, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

No installment tonight folks - your beloved author got a bit too much sun today and a touch of heat sickness.

And you were afraid that we were gonna' BBQ you! (hoping you're feeling better soon

)

GeoffC · 07-08-2010, 04:51 AM

It's not good to eat green meat ....

Moejoe · 07-08-2010, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

It's not good to eat green meat ....

Unless it's Soylent Green....

Mmmm Soylent Green...it's people!

GeoffC · 07-08-2010, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moejoe

Unless it's Soylent Green....

Mmmm Soylent Green...it's people!

I'll do blue chocolate

, but I'll draw the line before green meat (or any meat - but that's for another story)

Sweetpea · 07-08-2010, 06:09 AM

Hm, BBQ... We'll be having one this weekend!

07-07-2010, 08:34 PM	#1012
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Got it, Pooh! recluse quietly crept up behind Vintage Seasoning and sent him to dreamland with one swing of a horse across the temple. What followed was of an extremely adult nature, but rest assured that great fun was had by all. Repeatedly. Except for Vintage Seasoning, who was eaten by the kitten. And the kitten, who spent several days with the squirts and one hell of a hairball. Last edited by recluse; 07-07-2010 at 08:54 PM.

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07-07-2010, 05:34 PM	#1007
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,551 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Whew!! I done wore myself out, ketching up with the storyline. And no, of course the leather doesn't chafe. It's a very buttery soft kid leather. With magical properties, so it still repels knives, etc. Yip, yip, yip, yahoo cowboy!!

07-07-2010, 05:42 PM	#1008
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	"I would never harm dreams. She is a lady." But, if you insist, I won't eat the others. It sure was fun watching them run, though.

07-07-2010, 06:27 PM	#1010
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Meat cleaver? BOb, I eat with my hands.

07-07-2010, 07:50 PM	#1011
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,516 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	No installment tonight folks - your beloved author got a bit too much sun today and a touch of heat sickness. For entertainment, picture this: Vintage Seasoning's camp: Seasoning, recluse, 5 leather-clad ladies, and a kitten! Make up your own tale tonight!

07-07-2010, 10:31 PM	#1014
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Sorry. I asked myself "What would Jack Palance do?", then I asked myself "What would Alan Ladd do, if he wasn't a munchkin?" and split the difference. It's how the West was won.

07-08-2010, 04:51 AM	#1017
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	It's not good to eat green meat ....

07-08-2010, 06:09 AM	#1020
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	Hm, BBQ... We'll be having one this weekend!