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Old 07-02-2010, 09:47 PM   #3781
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Old 07-02-2010, 11:29 PM   #3782
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Old 07-03-2010, 10:25 AM   #3783
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Old 07-03-2010, 12:28 PM   #3784
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LOL

Kids want me to take them to sea world again. I did that a couple years ago and spent a good amount of time at the beer tasting place. They had like 20 different types of beer and you got a half a cup worth. You are only suppose to get 2-3 cups but I got like 20.

I got buzzed and was having a blast. The wife was with me watching the kids.

We went to the Shamu show to watch that stupid whale shake its butt and jump around to some sappy song. Right at the time it was getting ready to jump in the air, the part where everyone gets real silent, I yelled out "free willy."

(free willy is the kids show about the whale living in captivity.) It was magical.
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Old 07-03-2010, 04:29 PM   #3785
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Old 07-03-2010, 04:30 PM   #3786
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Old 07-03-2010, 04:33 PM   #3787
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Yes you do. Behind the at.


Blame my mother and grandmother for this post. They were sticklers for English!
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Old 07-03-2010, 04:38 PM   #3788
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Old 07-04-2010, 07:34 AM   #3789
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Old 07-04-2010, 11:51 AM   #3790
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Old 07-04-2010, 12:48 PM   #3791
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Talk about your 4th of July fireworks!
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MAN ARRESTED FOR BATHING IN LIBRARY SINK AND STEALING CHEESE

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Found nekkid and charged with concealing a weapon.

Parmesan cheese, I've heard mention of that recently.
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