The Vent and Rant Thread

[SneakySnake]

Mr M came home today stinking of diesel

He had a faint greasy mark down his back. I think he was walking under a car with a leaky tank. He sometimes comes home with a bit a black grease on him from getting under cars, but this is stinky and not black.

I rubbed up his fur with baby powder (the cornstarch type) to try to soak it up and brush it out. He loved having all the brushing, but now he smells like diesel and baby powder.

Here's hoping he doesn't want to get into bed with me tonight. i am not fond of that smell, and its way too cold to be giving him a bath.

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

Mr M came home today stinking of diesel

He had a faint greasy mark down his back. I think he was walking under a car with a leaky tank. He sometimes comes home with a bit a black grease on him from getting under cars, but this is stinky and not black.

I rubbed up his fur with baby powder (the cornstarch type) to try to soak it up and brush it out. He loved having all the brushing, but now he smells like diesel and baby powder.

Here's hoping he doesn't want to get into bed with me tonight. i am not fond of that smell, and its way too cold to be giving him a bath.

Look on the bright side, even diesel is better than skunk....

[yvanleterrible]

Originally Posted by kindlekitten

;o( it's easy for us to forget that people are still living under such circumstances

If only there were more people thinking that way, more people would vote.

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

Mr M came home today stinking of diesel

He had a faint greasy mark down his back. I think he was walking under a car with a leaky tank. He sometimes comes home with a bit a black grease on him from getting under cars, but this is stinky and not black.

I rubbed up his fur with baby powder (the cornstarch type) to try to soak it up and brush it out. He loved having all the brushing, but now he smells like diesel and baby powder.

Here's hoping he doesn't want to get into bed with me tonight. i am not fond of that smell, and its way too cold to be giving him a bath.

Tell me Mr M is not your husband!!!

[pilotbob]

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

He had a faint greasy mark down his back. I think he was walking under a car with a leaky tank. He sometimes comes home with a bit a black grease on him from getting under cars, but this is stinky and not black.

He hasn't been to the Gulf Cost recently?

BOb

[pilotbob]

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Tell me Mr M is not your husband!!!

BOb

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by Catire

[political rant]
Gotta love a socialist government that works first to help itself and only after does it work to help the society it's supposed to serve....

Last tuesday the Ministry of the Popular Power for Health, Ministry of the Popular Power for Land and Agriculture, Ministry of the Popular Power for Commerce and the Ministry of the Popular Power for Nutrition (gotta love those names) all passed and promoted a law that basically said that informal street vendors have to follow the health code and must sell at national regulated prices or they would have their products seized ( and by product I mean rice, meat, milk the kind of stuff you buy at a supermarket, not prepared food). Our glorious leader just cancelled the law since we all know food shortages are only caused by the evil private companies.....

And those evil private companies are hoarding food so that we go hungry so the government sends the military in to seize and distribute the food from their warehouses and seize companies for their irregularities in pricing and hoarding but its not such a big deal when the state owned pdval lets at least 70000 tons of food rot in our ports, naw not such a big deal lets not discuss it in the national assembly, lets not reevaluate how Pdval works, privately owned televisions that sicken the mind of our people and the privately owned banks those are the biggest problems our society faces.....


oh and aren't we all supposed to be equal? when the drought hit the reservoirs that power the dams that generate most of Venezuela's electricity the capitol only had one day of mandated power outages while the rest of us spent months having our power cut off for at least 3 hours every other day.

What pains me more is that Mr Chavez will most likely win the next National assembly elections in September just because the frakking opposition is just more incompetent.



[Extremely heavy sarcasm] Fatherland, Socialism Or Death! We shall prevail! [/Extremely Heavy Sarcasm] (This is the glorious leader's political party motto, which coincidently is the motto he instituted as the armed force's motto)


[/political rant]

I hope life there improves for you soon.

[happy_terd]

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Tell me Mr M is not your husband!!!

Kind of an arousing tale is she is talking about him.

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Tell me Mr M is not your husband!!!

You ain't right!

Then again, neither am I; for we were thinking along the same lines! Mr M = Mr. Man Of The House?

[happy_terd]

Originally Posted by Catire

[political rant]
Gotta love a socialist government that works first to help itself and only after does it work to help the society it's supposed to serve....

Last tuesday the Ministry of the Popular Power for Health, Ministry of the Popular Power for Land and Agriculture, Ministry of the Popular Power for Commerce and the Ministry of the Popular Power for Nutrition (gotta love those names) all passed and promoted a law that basically said that informal street vendors have to follow the health code and must sell at national regulated prices or they would have their products seized ( and by product I mean rice, meat, milk the kind of stuff you buy at a supermarket, not prepared food). Our glorious leader just cancelled the law since we all know food shortages are only caused by the evil private companies.....

And those evil private companies are hoarding food so that we go hungry so the government sends the military in to seize and distribute the food from their warehouses and seize companies for their irregularities in pricing and hoarding but its not such a big deal when the state owned pdval lets at least 70000 tons of food rot in our ports, naw not such a big deal lets not discuss it in the national assembly, lets not reevaluate how Pdval works, privately owned televisions that sicken the mind of our people and the privately owned banks those are the biggest problems our society faces.....


oh and aren't we all supposed to be equal? when the drought hit the reservoirs that power the dams that generate most of Venezuela's electricity the capitol only had one day of mandated power outages while the rest of us spent months having our power cut off for at least 3 hours every other day.

What pains me more is that Mr Chavez will most likely win the next National assembly elections in September just because the frakking opposition is just more incompetent.



[Extremely heavy sarcasm] Fatherland, Socialism Or Death! We shall prevail! [/Extremely Heavy Sarcasm] (This is the glorious leader's political party motto, which coincidently is the motto he instituted as the armed force's motto)


[/political rant]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

I hope life there improves for you soon.

Ditto what Tom said.

[recluse]

Isn't Chavez the one they keep mentioning in those commercials for cheap oil? The ones with that leftwing nut Kennedy?

Catire, I am so sorry for your troubles.

[SneakySnake]

Originally Posted by kennyc

Look on the bright side, even diesel is better than skunk....

We don't have skunk here, but it must be bad if its worse than diesel.

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Tell me Mr M is not your husband!!!

He would get in the bath and wash it off! Plus he is not furry.

Originally Posted by pilotbob

He hasn't been to the Gulf Cost recently?

BOb

maybe that's where he was all day!

Originally Posted by happy_terd

Kind of an arousing tale is she is talking about him.

You always were turned on by a stinky cat!


@Catire, I hope things improve for you soon.

[recluse]

Sneaky, if you are "Infinite", does that mean you're off your diet and really, really BIG?

And skunk is much worse than diesel.
Kinda like cat spray, dead body and open sewer all mixed together.

[SneakySnake]

Originally Posted by recluse

Sneaky, if you are "Infinite", does that mean you're off your diet and really, really BIG?

And skunk is much worse than diesel.
Kinda like cat spray, dead body and open sewer all mixed together.

OI! Just because I have had a few drinks lately does not mean I am getting fat! I just haven't lost any weight this week.

And I am so glad we don't have skunk here. It sounds like it stinks really bad.

How are you uncle recluse. Did I tell you that I have to live at your house in order to obtain books from the Sony store?

need US address!

[recluse]

Huh?

If I did this, what happens?
Junk mail? Bills? What?

[pdurrant]

Originally Posted by pholy

I read through the "Terms of Service" for the Kindle DX the other day...

I'm pretty sure you and Recluse are violating the ToS, and you both will burn in Bezos's Private Hell, I'm sure... but only if he finds out, I suppose.

Gah! who paid for the the thing? Why can't you do anything it is capable of? I hate EULAs!

Goodness me. I certainly didn't intentionally breaks the terms of service. Perhaps I ought to read them. Or perhaps I shouldn't. But I don't suppose I can claim ignorance now...

BTW This is from my Mac!