Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 22

LazyScot · 07-02-2010, 05:57 PM

Which turned out to be far harder than I imagined, since my mouth was still trying to hang the "open for business" sign somewhere it shouldn't have been hung.

My client appeared torn between helping my mouth out or slapping it.

poohbear_nc · 07-02-2010, 07:23 PM

I sank onto the sofa next to the dame, straightened my tie, cleared my throat, and said "Fancy meeting you here doll face. What's the gig?"

LazyScot · 07-02-2010, 07:42 PM

"It's the little carriage I use to exercise my horse Marengo. But that's not important right now."

poohbear_nc · 07-02-2010, 08:03 PM

I resisted the impulse to slap some sense into her. Then I tried again, "So, did you slide the note under my door, or is this some sort of cosmic unholy coincidence?"

LazyScot · 07-02-2010, 08:15 PM

As her eyes defocused and deconverged, I could sensible the mental griding of gears as she attempted to interpret my question and generate a suitable answer.

"Yes," she said some time later, as smoke started to drift out of her right ear.

poohbear_nc · 07-02-2010, 09:00 PM

I threw the melted ice cubes from my drink into her face to snap her out of whatever fugue state she was in, and she promptly slapped my face!
"That's better doll face, now you're speaking my language!"

LazyScot · 07-03-2010, 02:18 PM

"Lbh sbby! Lbh'ir fubeg pvephvgrq zl ibpny cebprffbe jvgu gung jngre."

poohbear_nc · 07-03-2010, 03:54 PM

"Oh great, I thought, this is just what I need. She's obviously been kidnapped by some weird religious cult and is speaking in tongues."

LazyScot · 07-03-2010, 04:46 PM

"Ubj gur uryy nz V tbvat gb rkcynva ubj gb erfphr zr abj. Be jnea lbh nobhg gur zlfgrevbhf cbvfbarq phfgneq gneg guebjvat bggref gung ner punfvat guvf fvzhynpehz."

poohbear_nc · 07-03-2010, 06:10 PM

I scratched my head and looked out the window to see if any custard was coming my way. Then I asked her "So, been seeing any otters lately?"

LazyScot · 07-03-2010, 06:16 PM

"Ubj gur uryy pna lbh haqrefgnaq zr, hayrff....

Bu qrne."

poohbear_nc · 07-03-2010, 07:37 PM

"That's right, sweetheart," I growled. "I'm on to your little game."

dreams · 07-03-2010, 07:49 PM

"Well, in that case," she purred, as she curled up, "it's your move now."

I'm sure I was very suave, as I stuttered, "uh, uh?"

poohbear_nc · 07-04-2010, 12:02 AM

When did we start playing chess? Ok, here's my move lady!

SneakySnake · 07-04-2010, 12:04 AM

"You need to start telling me what's going on!" "I appear to have lost track of the story!" I said apologetically.

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07-02-2010, 05:57 PM	#316
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	Which turned out to be far harder than I imagined, since my mouth was still trying to hang the "open for business" sign somewhere it shouldn't have been hung. My client appeared torn between helping my mouth out or slapping it.

07-02-2010, 07:23 PM	#317
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,901 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I sank onto the sofa next to the dame, straightened my tie, cleared my throat, and said "Fancy meeting you here doll face. What's the gig?"

07-02-2010, 07:42 PM	#318
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"It's the little carriage I use to exercise my horse Marengo. But that's not important right now."

07-02-2010, 08:03 PM	#319
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,901 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I resisted the impulse to slap some sense into her. Then I tried again, "So, did you slide the note under my door, or is this some sort of cosmic unholy coincidence?"

07-02-2010, 08:15 PM	#320
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	As her eyes defocused and deconverged, I could sensible the mental griding of gears as she attempted to interpret my question and generate a suitable answer. "Yes," she said some time later, as smoke started to drift out of her right ear.

07-02-2010, 09:00 PM	#321
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,901 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I threw the melted ice cubes from my drink into her face to snap her out of whatever fugue state she was in, and she promptly slapped my face! "That's better doll face, now you're speaking my language!"

07-03-2010, 02:18 PM	#322
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"Lbh sbby! Lbh'ir fubeg pvephvgrq zl ibpny cebprffbe jvgu gung jngre."

07-03-2010, 03:54 PM	#323
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,901 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"Oh great, I thought, this is just what I need. She's obviously been kidnapped by some weird religious cult and is speaking in tongues."

07-03-2010, 04:46 PM	#324
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"Ubj gur uryy nz V tbvat gb rkcynva ubj gb erfphr zr abj. Be jnea lbh nobhg gur zlfgrevbhf cbvfbarq phfgneq gneg guebjvat bggref gung ner punfvat guvf fvzhynpehz."

07-03-2010, 06:10 PM	#325
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,901 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I scratched my head and looked out the window to see if any custard was coming my way. Then I asked her "So, been seeing any otters lately?"

07-03-2010, 06:16 PM	#326
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"Ubj gur uryy pna lbh haqrefgnaq zr, hayrff.... Bu qrne."

07-03-2010, 07:37 PM	#327
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,901 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	"That's right, sweetheart," I growled. "I'm on to your little game."

07-03-2010, 07:49 PM	#328
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	"Well, in that case," she purred, as she curled up, "it's your move now." I'm sure I was very suave, as I stuttered, "uh, uh?"

07-04-2010, 12:02 AM	#329
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,901 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	When did we start playing chess? Ok, here's my move lady!

07-04-2010, 12:04 AM	#330
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	"You need to start telling me what's going on!" "I appear to have lost track of the story!" I said apologetically.