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Old 07-02-2010, 05:40 PM   #3766
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For all three to occur naturally at one time I think it would take at least 10 lifetimes.
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Old 07-02-2010, 05:42 PM   #3767
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Old 07-02-2010, 05:46 PM   #3768
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For all three to occur naturally at one time I think it would take at least 10 lifetimes.
Nah! Just dedication!
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:30 PM   #3769
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:38 PM   #3770
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Anyone here ever burped, farted, and sneezed at the same time?
I once got Bali-Belly during one of several trips there, and it had some similarities you really don't want to know about. I've only once felt sicker, and more degraded in my sickness (and that was from some Woolworths chicken skewers).

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Old 07-02-2010, 07:21 PM   #3771
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I once got Bali-Belly during one of several trips there, and it had some similarities you really don't want to know about. I've only once felt sicker, and more degraded in my sickness (and that was from some Woolworths chicken skewers).

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Sure - keep blaming the chicken! and NOT the beverages you undoubtedly swilled along with the skewers!

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Old 07-02-2010, 07:26 PM   #3772
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Sure - keep blaming the chicken! and NOT the beverages you undoubtedly swilled along with the skewers!

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Ha!

The bevvies might arguably be considered in the case of Bali (they weren't the cause, though a mix of too much sun and alcohol is apparently often mis-self-diagnosed as "Bali-Belly"), but I was as sober as a very sober nun with the chicken. I'll never forgive nor forget that, Pooh.

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Old 07-02-2010, 07:46 PM   #3773
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Ha!

The bevvies might arguably be considered in the case of Bali (they weren't the cause, though a mix of too much sun and alcohol is apparently often mis-self-diagnosed as "Bali-Belly"), but I was as sober as a very sober nun with the chicken. I'll never forgive nor forget that, Pooh.

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You skewer the chicken.

The chicken complains.

You claim it was all the chicken's fault and hold a grudge against it.



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Old 07-02-2010, 07:49 PM   #3774
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Skewer the chicken?

What end do you stick the skewer in first to provide maximum skewidness?
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:53 PM   #3775
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You skewer the chicken.

The chicken complains.

You claim it was all the chicken's fault and hold a grudge against it.



Have you considered a job in PR?
Have you forgotten what I do for a living?

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Old 07-02-2010, 08:31 PM   #3776
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Old 07-02-2010, 08:33 PM   #3777
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Skewer yourself with crowbars, right?

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Old 07-02-2010, 08:35 PM   #3778
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I know you rub oil on something, but I dont know much more than that.
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:20 PM   #3779
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:22 PM   #3780
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Ha!

The bevvies might arguably be considered in the case of Bali (they weren't the cause, though a mix of too much sun and alcohol is apparently often mis-self-diagnosed as "Bali-Belly"), but I was as sober as a very sober nun with the chicken. I'll never forgive nor forget that, Pooh.

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That's not what the chicken said the morning after!
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