Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 21

GeoffC · 06-30-2010, 03:39 PM

the car pulled up to a halt.

i exited and started the walk to the door to Norma Desmond's old place; 'sheesh', i thought, this hasn't changed since the last time i was here, back in the bad old days when men were men and the apes were, erm, still apes......

MJK2111 · 06-30-2010, 03:46 PM

Walking up to the massive oak doors, I remember thinking "What knockers!" They were as ornate as any I had ever seen, great big lion's heads with rings hanging from the mouth.

GeoffC · 06-30-2010, 03:48 PM

I gave in.
There was no way I was going into that joint, again ..... not after that last time ....

FlorenceArt · 06-30-2010, 04:52 PM

On the other hand... what other lead did I have? I considered the knockers thoughtfully.

omk3 · 06-30-2010, 05:13 PM

The left one growled at me. I did a double-take, and then yowled loudly, as the right one snapped at my finger.

GeoffC · 07-01-2010, 04:12 AM

That did it. Now, .....'where's the back entrance', there had to be one ...

omk3 · 07-01-2010, 05:30 AM

"Oh come back you big sissy," the knockers called after me, "we were just being playful - you have no idea how boring it is to be us: no one ever comes by!" They opened the door for me, rolling their eyes.

GeoffC · 07-01-2010, 05:37 AM

It was the eyes that kept my attention, as they rolled, and I sidled past into the dark interior of the old place. As I remember, it was dark, dank, with a faint perfume of cigarette smoke, stale cologne and a musty smell as if from wet fur !

MJK2111 · 07-01-2010, 10:01 AM

Illuminated by the glow from the fireplace were two nylon-clad legs stretched across the divan. The rest of the body was hidden in shadow.

GeoffC · 07-01-2010, 10:32 AM

A spark shot from the fire and momentarily lit the body that was lounging across the divan. I shuddered; looked again before the light extinguished, and gasped in wonderment....

MJK2111 · 07-01-2010, 11:19 AM

"Mrs. Shagalott?" I stammered. What was my third grade teacher doing here?

SneakySnake · 07-01-2010, 09:35 PM

I thought I saw a hint of recognition flash across her face, and then in a instant was gone. But then, the face was in shadow, and those legs?

GeoffC · 07-02-2010, 04:25 AM

Then I realised, it was a trick of the light, there was no way those legs belonged to Mrs Shagalott, who always wore woollen stockings whilst these were definitely silk, especially with those killer heels.....
Suddenly a pop, and the lights came on....

poohbear_nc · 07-02-2010, 10:12 AM

And there was my bimbo client again! And boy was she smirking at me - the prime chump in her universe!

dreams · 07-02-2010, 05:10 PM

"Come sit by the fire with me," she cooed, as I realized my mouth was hanging open.

I tried to act nonchalant, as I slowly walked closer to the fire.

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06-30-2010, 03:39 PM	#301
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	the car pulled up to a halt. i exited and started the walk to the door to Norma Desmond's old place; 'sheesh', i thought, this hasn't changed since the last time i was here, back in the bad old days when men were men and the apes were, erm, still apes......

06-30-2010, 03:46 PM	#302
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Walking up to the massive oak doors, I remember thinking "What knockers!" They were as ornate as any I had ever seen, great big lion's heads with rings hanging from the mouth.

06-30-2010, 03:48 PM	#303
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	I gave in. There was no way I was going into that joint, again ..... not after that last time ....

06-30-2010, 04:52 PM	#304
FlorenceArt High Priestess Posts: 5,761 Karma: 5042529 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreuil sous bois, France Device: iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 6 Plus	On the other hand... what other lead did I have? I considered the knockers thoughtfully.

06-30-2010, 05:13 PM	#305
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	The left one growled at me. I did a double-take, and then yowled loudly, as the right one snapped at my finger.

07-01-2010, 04:12 AM	#306
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	That did it. Now, .....'where's the back entrance', there had to be one ...

07-01-2010, 05:30 AM	#307
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	"Oh come back you big sissy," the knockers called after me, "we were just being playful - you have no idea how boring it is to be us: no one ever comes by!" They opened the door for me, rolling their eyes.

07-01-2010, 05:37 AM	#308
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	It was the eyes that kept my attention, as they rolled, and I sidled past into the dark interior of the old place. As I remember, it was dark, dank, with a faint perfume of cigarette smoke, stale cologne and a musty smell as if from wet fur !

07-01-2010, 10:01 AM	#309
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	Illuminated by the glow from the fireplace were two nylon-clad legs stretched across the divan. The rest of the body was hidden in shadow.

07-01-2010, 10:32 AM	#310
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	A spark shot from the fire and momentarily lit the body that was lounging across the divan. I shuddered; looked again before the light extinguished, and gasped in wonderment....

07-01-2010, 11:19 AM	#311
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	"Mrs. Shagalott?" I stammered. What was my third grade teacher doing here?

07-01-2010, 09:35 PM	#312
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	I thought I saw a hint of recognition flash across her face, and then in a instant was gone. But then, the face was in shadow, and those legs?

07-02-2010, 04:25 AM	#313
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Then I realised, it was a trick of the light, there was no way those legs belonged to Mrs Shagalott, who always wore woollen stockings whilst these were definitely silk, especially with those killer heels..... Suddenly a pop, and the lights came on....

07-02-2010, 10:12 AM	#314
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,901 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	And there was my bimbo client again! And boy was she smirking at me - the prime chump in her universe!

07-02-2010, 05:10 PM	#315
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	"Come sit by the fire with me," she cooed, as I realized my mouth was hanging open. I tried to act nonchalant, as I slowly walked closer to the fire.