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Old 06-24-2010, 01:59 PM   #61
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Old 06-24-2010, 03:42 PM   #64
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I think the two of them should have kids. That way they both have a mutual enemy to team up against.
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there have been rent-a-husband services for years. but I think they draw the line at uhhh... servicing...
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:09 PM   #66
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Ripped a ligament. I may have to have surgery on my right foot. CR$%!
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:18 PM   #67
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The American girls just ain’t what they used to be.

This is the kind of womin I need.



kindlekitten, you look awful sweet. You gat a husband that’s not payin attention to you?
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Old 06-25-2010, 01:18 AM   #68
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kindlekitten, you look awful sweet. You gat a husband that’s not payin attention to you?
good grief! that second one looks like it is his granny!
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Old 06-25-2010, 10:08 AM   #69
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good grief! that second one looks like it is his granny!
Could be. The photos may have been shot in West Virginia.
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Old 06-25-2010, 11:30 PM   #70
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Could be. The photos may have been shot in West Virginia.
All I know is thats 2 good womin. My kind of womin.
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Old 06-26-2010, 01:31 AM   #71
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That one has a strong back. Good for child rearing.
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Old 06-26-2010, 09:09 AM   #72
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Before we criticize those fellows too much, keep in mind that they could both have bad backs.

One day I got on the elevator and one of the other passengers hit the button for the next floor up. Another passenger disparaged the fellow by pointing out, "There's a sign right there on the wall that says if you're only going up one flight to take the stairs. I guess some folks can't read."

I wonder how he felt when the doors opened and the fellow limped off?
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Before we criticize those fellows too much, keep in mind that they could both have bad backs.

One day I got on the elevator and one of the other passengers hit the button for the next floor up. Another passenger disparaged the fellow by pointing out, "There's a sign right there on the wall that says if you're only going up one flight to take the stairs. I guess some folks can't read."

I wonder how he felt when the doors opened and the fellow limped off?
Thank you WT. I got a weak back and a weak mind, so I need all the help I can get.

This is Roy from the fancy park down the street. He's real smart, and I want to be just like him. 'Course he works at being smart. Don't know about that part.

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Old 06-26-2010, 02:43 PM   #74
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That Lazy Roy's a smart feller fer sur! The Jerry Springer show is a veritable font of wisdom. Especially the last couple of minutes where, after an hour of showing us midget mud-wrestlers who sleep with their moms, teenage Lolitas who sell their grandma's teeth to support their crack habit, and deadbeat dads who masturbate in private to downloaded photos of Smokey the Bear; he sums us with a heartwarming homily to be kind to each other and not to judge folks by appearances.

Yup! Folks kin learn a lots a' things by watchin' that show! Gives me real hope for hoomanidy!
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That Lazy Roy's a smart feller fer sur! The Jerry Springer show is a veritable font of wisdom. Especially the last couple of minutes where, after an hour of showing us midget mud-wrestlers who sleep with their moms, teenage Lolitas who sell their grandma's teeth to support their crack habit, and deadbeat dads who masturbate in private to downloaded photos of Smokey the Bear; he sums us with a heartwarming homily to be kind to each other and not to judge folks by appearances.

Yup! Folks kin learn a lots a' things by watchin' that show! Gives me real hope for hoomanidy!
Sounds like one of those family shows I used to watch before they took my TV away for not payin every week like I said I would. But what do you need a TV for if the damn power company keeps shuttin off my electurisity.

Well. Beer's more important anyway.
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