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Old 06-21-2010, 01:44 AM   #16
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Gotcha.

Deer skin coat, coon skin cap, and fur boots.

She'll meet another guy when she's all dressed up like that and it won't be my problem no more. You're smart.

But I use her money to buy the beer! If she gets all dressed up purty like that, and then runs off, how am I gonna get my beer money?

This is her picture on our wedding day. Don't know if I want to loose someone that purty.




And this one's me. It’s on our wedding day to.



That’s our home in the background (the top part of the white one).

Being smart like you are, can think of somethin where she'll be nice to me? All I reallt want is some respect. And not getten hit so hard maybe.

Oh. Yeah. Can't take her huntin like that. One of the other guys might shoot me just to get her!
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Old 06-21-2010, 01:46 AM   #17
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yes they didn't show up on mine, but when I reposted the pictures they all showed up. ???
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Old 06-21-2010, 01:50 AM   #18
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yes they didn't show up on mine, but when I reposted the pictures they all showed up. ???
Nothing here... Probably the site is just slow.



And SameOldStory: I agree with your wife...
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Old 06-21-2010, 09:30 AM   #19
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Use reverse psychology; tell her you DON'T want to have sex tonight. I guarantee she will jump your bones in a heartbeat, wondering what the heck is going on...
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Old 06-21-2010, 09:31 AM   #20
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Use reverse psychology; tell her you DON'T want to have sex tonight. I guarantee she will jump your bones in a heartbeat, wondering what the heck is going on...
She'll probably say: finally! I can actually sleep tonight.
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Old 06-21-2010, 09:42 AM   #21
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Killing spiders! A sure fire way to earn praise and respect!
Just don't try to kill them the same way you clean the toilet!

As far as the beer fetching goes, you can't just assume that it is your wife's duty to serve you or that she even wants to, you have to make sure first....

You: Honey, do you want another beer/drink/wine?
Wife: Why yes dear, that would be wonderful.
Now you know she is willing...
You: Good, can you get me one while you're up?
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Old 06-21-2010, 10:10 AM   #22
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... My wife just don't appreciate me.
I don't understand what you're doing wrong. Everything you've said sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Perhaps you're too demanding in the bedroom. You might want to consider giving her a break by visiting the local lap dance lounge once or twice a week. I'm sure if you told her you were doing it for her she'd appreciate it.
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Old 06-21-2010, 10:15 AM   #23
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Old 06-21-2010, 10:23 AM   #24
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Women need to feel wanted. Unless they receive a steady stream of attention, they begin to feel neglected. You could try posting some nude photos of her to the Internet and sending links to all your buds. Surely when the compliments begin pouring in, it would show her how much you really appreciate her.
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Old 06-21-2010, 10:27 AM   #25
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Old 06-21-2010, 10:28 AM   #26
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You're a good man, H_T. Womens loves the kinkies!
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Old 06-21-2010, 10:33 AM   #27
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Old 06-21-2010, 10:45 AM   #28
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I don't understand what you're doing wrong. Everything you've said sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Perhaps you're too demanding in the bedroom. You might want to consider giving her a break by visiting the local lap dance lounge once or twice a week. I'm sure if you told her you were doing it for her she'd appreciate it.
That's the problem... too much "practicing" ELSEWHERE.

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Women need to feel wanted. Unless they receive a steady stream of attention, they begin to feel neglected. You could try posting some nude photos of her to the Internet and sending links to all your buds. Surely when the compliments begin pouring in, it would show her how much you really appreciate her.
You're getting closer...

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Go on "Jerry Springer".

It won't help, but when you realize that crowd doesn't want either one of you, both your standards will drop to a low enough level that you will feel lucky to have each other.
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