Silliness So what are you doing RIGHT NOW? - Page 1191

poohbear_nc · 06-20-2010, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by recluse

Injuring myself and recovering from said injury is less traumatic than the potential psychological/ emotional damage of spending time with my family.
And it beats the Hell out of being involved in a potential "Father's Day Massacre" and subsequently being taken down by a SWAT team.

Diarrhea - real or imagined! Barricade yourself in the bathroom and make disgusting noises. Be sure to have your Kindle and beverages with you!

recluse · 06-20-2010, 01:14 PM

They know that one, pooh.
I grew up in a house with 3 women and 1 bathroom.
That was the only way to have enough uninterrupted time to shower.

And what about Petrush? I can't lock him in with me.

poohbear_nc · 06-20-2010, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by recluse

They know that one, pooh.
I grew up in a house with 3 women and 1 bathroom.
That was the only way to have enough uninterrupted time to shower.

And what about Petrush? I can't lock him in with me.

Yikes! You're trapped! Be strong!

happy_terd · 06-20-2010, 01:37 PM

Shit yourself.

Pretend not to notice and dont go clean yourself up.

You will happily be sitting alone in your own filth in no time.

recluse · 06-20-2010, 01:40 PM

Do you think they would believe I was bitten by a toddler and caught rabies? The Plague?

tehKitten · 06-20-2010, 02:02 PM

I'm waiting for FMA62 to be translated. Slow fansub is slow.

dreams · 06-20-2010, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by rebarnmom

Calling it an early night. Got 2.5 hours of sleep last night helping my daughter get her stuff ready for a "Kid's Flea Market" so she could earn $25 and then spend $5 of it on more stuff to bring home, in addition to all of her unsold stuff which I told her not to bring back home.

After the neighbors and I have a Sale, we put up a sign that says, "EVERYTHING FREE", during the last hour and keep it up while we pack stuff up and load it into the neighbor's car (to immediately go to the charity drop off). It's amazing what people will haul away and we don't have to load up as much stuff.

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Getting ready to head out the door to spend Father's Day with the Boy Child and Grandson putting the Chronophage at the bottom of Lake Pepin. Again.

Give me about three hours and then call the Coast Guard, would you?

Didn't you get the book?

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Although, I'm kind of worried about the fact that this is the 2nd Edition. I wonder what went wrong with the instructions in the 1st Edition?

Have fun, Be Safe, and Happy Father's Day! (keep the coast guard number on speed dial

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Originally Posted by Verencat

Piccies! Bob and Felix, the first encounter; Felix-in-a-box; Felix in between windows (apparently his favorite spot)

I love the one with Felix between the windows.

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Originally Posted by recluse

I'm sitting here with the bad feeling my family is plotting one of those last minute get togethers. Considering faking an injury. Considering a real injury.

Hang in there, recluse. I have the family thing today, also.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 06-20-2010, 02:54 PM

Pshrynk - hope the tub stayed more-or-less above water!
Recluse - the fake injury is almost always best in terms of recovery time and pain, but only if you remember what you imagined you did to yourself!
Cat - cute kittie! Your Bob reminds me of my late Raffles - big fluffy black cat

yvanleterrible · 06-20-2010, 03:45 PM

Wondering if it would be possible to rent seats next to lake Pepin for a comedy...

recluse · 06-20-2010, 04:12 PM

I'll bring the beer.

Hope pshrynk is wearing his inflatable shorts.

poohbear_nc · 06-20-2010, 08:59 PM

Off to watch Miss Marple on PBS - my station finally ended its interminable fund drive - back to regular programming schedules!

WT Sharpe · 06-20-2010, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Off to watch Miss Marple on PBS - my station finally ended its interminable fund drive - back to regular programming schedules!

Crap! I should either check the TV listings or pay more attention to your announcements. Now I've already missed the first 22 minutes.

phenomshel · 06-21-2010, 01:04 AM

Wishing the weekend was a day longer. This one went way too quickly, it was spent cleaning up after Friday's monster storms that took out trees and power lines, doing laundry, and doing housework. I didn't even have the internet to entertain me until this morning, LOL. Thank goodness school is on break - if I'd had to deal with the stress of not having internet and possibly not being able to turn in assignments, I think I'd have just had a screaming nervous breakdown.

nomesque · 06-21-2010, 01:07 AM

Just published an old short story on Smashwords - after polishing it up a bit. The storyline was good, but the execution was kinda dodgy. I'm considering fixing up all the shorts I have in that series, adding a few more, and charging for the collection...

nomesque · 06-21-2010, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by phenomshel

Wishing the weekend was a day longer. This one went way too quickly, it was spent cleaning up after Friday's monster storms that took out trees and power lines, doing laundry, and doing housework. I didn't even have the internet to entertain me until this morning, LOL. Thank goodness school is on break - if I'd had to deal with the stress of not having internet and possibly not being able to turn in assignments, I think I'd have just had a screaming nervous breakdown.

Can't say I'd blame you for the nervous breakdown

06-20-2010, 01:14 PM	#17852
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	They know that one, pooh. I grew up in a house with 3 women and 1 bathroom. That was the only way to have enough uninterrupted time to shower. And what about Petrush? I can't lock him in with me.

06-20-2010, 01:37 PM	#17854
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Shit yourself. Pretend not to notice and dont go clean yourself up. You will happily be sitting alone in your own filth in no time.

06-20-2010, 01:40 PM	#17855
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Do you think they would believe I was bitten by a toddler and caught rabies? The Plague?

06-20-2010, 02:02 PM	#17856
tehKitten Enthusiast Posts: 33 Karma: 696 Join Date: Aug 2009 Device: none	I'm waiting for FMA62 to be translated. Slow fansub is slow.

06-20-2010, 02:54 PM	#17858
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	Pshrynk - hope the tub stayed more-or-less above water! Recluse - the fake injury is almost always best in terms of recovery time and pain, but only if you remember what you imagined you did to yourself! Cat - cute kittie! Your Bob reminds me of my late Raffles - big fluffy black cat

06-20-2010, 03:45 PM	#17859
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Wondering if it would be possible to rent seats next to lake Pepin for a comedy...

06-20-2010, 04:12 PM	#17860
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I'll bring the beer. Hope pshrynk is wearing his inflatable shorts.

06-20-2010, 08:59 PM	#17861
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,673 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Off to watch Miss Marple on PBS - my station finally ended its interminable fund drive - back to regular programming schedules!

06-21-2010, 01:04 AM	#17863
phenomshel ZCD BombShel Posts: 4,793 Karma: 8293322 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Frozen North (aka Illinois, USA) Device: iPad, STB Kindle Oasis	Wishing the weekend was a day longer. This one went way too quickly, it was spent cleaning up after Friday's monster storms that took out trees and power lines, doing laundry, and doing housework. I didn't even have the internet to entertain me until this morning, LOL. Thank goodness school is on break - if I'd had to deal with the stress of not having internet and possibly not being able to turn in assignments, I think I'd have just had a screaming nervous breakdown.

06-21-2010, 01:07 AM	#17864
nomesque Snooty Bestselling Author Posts: 1,485 Karma: 1000000 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ipswich, QLD, Australia Device: PRS-650	Just published an old short story on Smashwords - after polishing it up a bit. The storyline was good, but the execution was kinda dodgy. I'm considering fixing up all the shorts I have in that series, adding a few more, and charging for the collection...