Silliness The Gimme 5 Game - Page 14

SneakySnake · 06-12-2010, 11:39 PM

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Gimme 5 ways to leave your lover

Javed · 06-18-2010, 08:52 PM

Dear Sneaky, we couldn't see your answers (I'm sure they would have been interesting ones!

). Poor Am is still patiently waiting to know what her options are for uses with all the masking tape she has!

So I re-answered Am's Gimme 5 and have submitted a new Gimme 5. Please feel free to ask your Gimme 5 again or another one upon your next G5 answering. I really hope this makes sense. Kind thanks, great seeing you in this fun thread!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Tell them you don't use whatever they're selling
Go glassy eyed and start talking fervently about some religion or other (preferably one you've made on the spur of the moment just in case they happen to be a member of a real one)
Ask them if it comes with a shower attachment
Open the door in robes (ceremonial or bath, your choice) with a knife in hand and an impatient tone of voice
Shoot them

Gimme 5 uses for masking tape

wrap it around your shoes with the sticky side out and clean up as you walk around the house.
to tape down a Twister game mat
to label drink cups
butt crack concealment
for street art (for those who struggle with the legal implications of their often hard-to-remove art..see image below)

Gimme 5 excuses for being late!

happy_terd · 06-19-2010, 08:51 PM

I shit myself.
I got pulled over for a speeding ticket.
My wife's quickie wasnt all that quick.
My best friend just came out of the closet to me.
I couldnt remember what bar I left my car at last night.

Gimme five things you shouldnt bring up during love making.

SneakySnake · 06-19-2010, 10:28 PM

Your breakfast
Your lunch
Your dinner
Your other girlfriend
Your fungal infections

Gimme 5 ways to get the cat off the roof (without hurting him!)

Javed · 06-19-2010, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Javed

Gimme 5 excuses for being late!

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

I shit myself.
I got pulled over for a speeding ticket.
My wife's quickie wasnt all that quick.
My best friend just came out of the closet to me.
I couldnt remember what bar I left my car at last night.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

Gimme 5 ways to get the cat off the roof (without hurting him!)

Carry down in a sweater.
Carry down wrapped in a blanket.
Pass him to someone else, who is holding the ladder.
Tempt him to come down by himself by offering some tasty food.
I know it's bit of a classic, but......call the fire brigade (if it is a very high roof and no ladder is available).

Gimme 5 compliments to give to someone that is attractive!

montsnmags · 06-20-2010, 02:29 AM

"Ah, you have beautiful thighs"
"Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime."
"My nipples explode with delight!"
"Please fondle my bum"
"My hovercraft is full of eels"

Gimme 5 Monty Python quotes (non-movie)

happy_terd · 06-27-2010, 12:29 PM

Announcer: And now for something completely different.

[man whispers into Doctor's ear]
Blood Bank Doctor: No. I'm sorry, but, no.
[man whispers again]
Blood Bank Doctor: No, you may not give urine instead of blood.

Mr. Pither: You are Rear Admiral Sir Dudley Compton?
Chinaman: No. He die. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb, and was killed in shooting accident.

Michael Palin: Mount Everest: forbiding, aloof, terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.

An Art Critic: [Repeated line] What a Terrible Joke!
Carol Cleveland: [Crying] But its my only line!

(with some help from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063929/quotes)

Gimme 5 stupid fads)

recluse · 06-27-2010, 12:58 PM

Twilight
Miley Cyrus
Twittering
Reality TV
Lady GaGa

Gimme 5 Benny Hill jokes

happy_terd · 06-28-2010, 09:03 AM

"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."

"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."

"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. "

"Do unto others, then run. "

"I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. "

(http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au...enny_hill.html) Needed help on this one.

GImme five perfect smells

montsnmags · 06-28-2010, 09:13 AM

Bread out of the oven
Caramel off the stovetop
Bubbles of Champagne straight from the flute
The sea spray off a nice swell
Steamed rain off a summer-hot road

Gimme 5 good names for a dog

Javed · 06-28-2010, 09:17 AM

<removed...too slow>

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pshrynk · 06-28-2010, 09:20 AM

Bonehead
No!
Whysitalwaysthewhiterug
Belvidere!
Bob

Gimme 5 good reasons.

LazyScot · 06-28-2010, 10:00 AM

Because
It was less that $300
You said I should
It's a religious thing
No.

Gimme 5 delicious new ice-cream flavours

happy_terd · 06-28-2010, 11:54 AM

Tangy chicken soup
Minty toothpaste
Nutty jagermeister
Lemon Bleach
Dallas Cheerleaders

Gimme five times five five times

recluse · 06-28-2010, 12:10 PM

5 times 5
5 times 5
5 times 5
5 times 5
5 times 5

Gimme 5 reasons why Reality is wrong

06-27-2010, 12:58 PM	#203
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Twilight Miley Cyrus Twittering Reality TV Lady GaGa Gimme 5 Benny Hill jokes Last edited by recluse; 06-27-2010 at 01:02 PM.

06-28-2010, 09:17 AM	#206
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	<removed...too slow> . Last edited by Javed; 06-28-2010 at 09:21 AM.

06-28-2010, 12:10 PM	#210
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	5 times 5 5 times 5 5 times 5 5 times 5 5 times 5 Gimme 5 reasons why Reality is wrong Last edited by recluse; 06-28-2010 at 12:16 PM.

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happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I shit myself. I got pulled over for a speeding ticket. My wife's quickie wasnt all that quick. My best friend just came out of the closet to me. I couldnt remember what bar I left my car at last night. Gimme five things you shouldnt bring up during love making.

06-19-2010, 10:28 PM	#199
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	Your breakfast Your lunch Your dinner Your other girlfriend Your fungal infections Gimme 5 ways to get the cat off the roof (without hurting him!)

06-20-2010, 02:29 AM	#201
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	"Ah, you have beautiful thighs" "Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime." "My nipples explode with delight!" "Please fondle my bum" "My hovercraft is full of eels" Gimme 5 Monty Python quotes (non-movie)

06-27-2010, 12:29 PM	#202
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Announcer: And now for something completely different. [man whispers into Doctor's ear] Blood Bank Doctor: No. I'm sorry, but, no. [man whispers again] Blood Bank Doctor: No, you may not give urine instead of blood. Mr. Pither: You are Rear Admiral Sir Dudley Compton? Chinaman: No. He die. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb, and was killed in shooting accident. Michael Palin: Mount Everest: forbiding, aloof, terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world. An Art Critic: [Repeated line] What a Terrible Joke! Carol Cleveland: [Crying] But its my only line! (with some help from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063929/quotes) Gimme 5 stupid fads)

06-28-2010, 09:03 AM	#204
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be." "Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect." "Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. " "Do unto others, then run. " "I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. " (http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au...enny_hill.html) Needed help on this one. GImme five perfect smells

06-28-2010, 09:13 AM	#205
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Bread out of the oven Caramel off the stovetop Bubbles of Champagne straight from the flute The sea spray off a nice swell Steamed rain off a summer-hot road Gimme 5 good names for a dog

06-28-2010, 09:20 AM	#207
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Bonehead No! Whysitalwaysthewhiterug Belvidere! Bob Gimme 5 good reasons.

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LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	Because It was less that $300 You said I should It's a religious thing No. Gimme 5 delicious new ice-cream flavours

06-28-2010, 11:54 AM	#209
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Tangy chicken soup Minty toothpaste Nutty jagermeister Lemon Bleach Dallas Cheerleaders Gimme five times five five times