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Old 06-10-2010, 10:00 AM   #17251
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You herd farks? Wow, it sounds dangerous.
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Old 06-10-2010, 10:11 AM   #17252
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Ciao Florence,
I was experimenting with sounds, when the brute had to restart. Do you Window at home?

it is more difficult to tie a knot with his or with her tongue?

Pointy?
You want more points? As soon as my Kgun is loaded.
So, finally you accepted to be considered a Genius!
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Old 06-10-2010, 10:13 AM   #17253
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I was experimenting with sounds, when the brute had to restart. Do you Window at home?
Of course not, how rude
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Old 06-10-2010, 10:17 AM   #17254
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I've been back to Sydney since moving here, but never in winter. I'm curious as to how I'd cope with their chill. Not very well probably, seeing as I've pretty much thrown out all my warm clothes. Of course, denial doesn't help me up here - I still insist on wearing shorts-and-t-shirt when I should be wearing trackie-daks-and-a-sloppy-joe (finishing up this fashion triumph with a pair of uggies).

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When I was in Sydney in 1969 on R&R, I believe the ratio of women to men was something like 7 to 1. Is it still that way?
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Old 06-10-2010, 10:23 AM   #17255
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Of course not, how rude
OK, I'll send you flowers
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Old 06-10-2010, 10:23 AM   #17256
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Good morning, everyone.
Just finished verbally abusing a telemarketer.
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Old 06-10-2010, 10:26 AM   #17257
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Just finished verbally abusing a telemarketer.
Good for you!

I did that just yesterday.
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Old 06-10-2010, 10:29 AM   #17258
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That's the best way to wake up!

Spitting out all the poisons of the night!
Coffee?

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Old 06-10-2010, 10:29 AM   #17259
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Good morning, everyone.
Just finished verbally abusing a telemarketer.
A friend of mine drove off telemarketers by breaking into their spiel and asking things like: "What are you wearing?" "What color is your underwear?" "Are you wearing undewear?" etc. It was astonishing that some actually started answering HIS questions before hanging up!
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Old 06-10-2010, 10:34 AM   #17260
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Good for you!

I did that just yesterday.
I have a couple standard answers

to the guy pushing insurance: I would like so much get your wonderful deal, but my wife would skin me alive. I have to do all my insurance with her brother. The creep.

to the girl selling wine: I would like so much get your wonderful wine, but I just started the AA crash program.
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Old 06-10-2010, 10:55 AM   #17261
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When I was in Sydney in 1969 on R&R, I believe the ratio of women to men was something like 7 to 1. Is it still that way?
No, now it's less 7:1 and more 3:7:2:8:8:1:eleventy
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Old 06-10-2010, 10:57 AM   #17262
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A friend of mine drove off telemarketers by breaking into their spiel and asking things like: "What are you wearing?" "What color is your underwear?" "Are you wearing undewear?" etc. It was astonishing that some actually started answering HIS questions before hanging up!
Is this friend trying to sell underwear to the marketers?
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A friend of mine drove off telemarketers by breaking into their spiel and asking things like: "What are you wearing?" "What color is your underwear?" "Are you wearing undewear?" etc. It was astonishing that some actually started answering HIS questions before hanging up!


The best thing is that his tactic could possibly land him a hot date!


The downside is it might turn out to be with an ex-con named Bubba.
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The best thing is that his tactic could possibly land him a hot date!


The downside is it might turn out to be with an ex-con named Bubba.
He would use this approach for both male & female callers - had some great stories about the responses he got!
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I tried that approach.
It didn't work.
I don't think the calls are originating from a country that has reached the underwear level of technological advancement.
They can't say "Jon" 9 times out of 10.
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