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Old 06-07-2010, 11:02 PM   #10111
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Could I ever!! Where's Marc when I need a ZCD? I need to lose the back of my head for a while...
I made up for you a new ZCD recipe (which is only the third, counting the basic ZCD and the ZC Patricia): the Zany Carter NomEsky. It's essentially a Zany Carter Deluxe I Scream Soda, with just a dash of cocklewarming. Great for your poolside, your fireside, and your inside.

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Old 06-07-2010, 11:11 PM   #10112
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I made up for you a new ZCD recipe (which is only the third, counting the basic ZCD and the ZC Patricia): the Zany Carter NomEsky. It's essentially a Zany Carter Deluxe I Scream Soda, with just a dash of cocklewarming. Great for your poolside, your fireside, and your inside.
WOOHOO!

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Old 06-08-2010, 07:45 AM   #10113
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Effing recruiters.

Contacted ME, asked me to apply for a job, then after I'd spent time freshening up the resume and talking to him, said I didn't have the right experience. WTF? For God's sake, man, if you're going to do that sort of thing, at least read the *(#^&(# CV properly. And think to ask &*&#(@^ questions about specifics that might not be covered in a GENERAL CV. Don't waste my bloody time!!!

I sent a mildly grouchy note in reply, in the spirit of burning my bridges with the **** company.
This sucks big time! But I bet you wouldn't really want to be working for such idiots any way. Better a little time wasted than too much...

Enjoy your Zany Carter NomEsky and forget aaaaaaaall about them. Marc, may I try some too? Sounds just the thing!
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Old 06-08-2010, 08:24 AM   #10114
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If I had moobs I would be playing with them all day long.

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...if your pants can stand the stress,I guess it's OK.
But please just don't drink from them in public...
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Old 06-08-2010, 08:33 AM   #10115
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This sucks big time! But I bet you wouldn't really want to be working for such idiots any way. Better a little time wasted than too much...

Enjoy your Zany Carter NomEsky and forget aaaaaaaall about them. Marc, may I try some too? Sounds just the thing!
It's a new drink in honour of nomesque - anyone can order one. I should mention that while it may help you forget the past, it has a tendency to make you remember what's happening a fortnight Tuesday (you know, the thing with the squid, Adrian, the nail gun, in the cave system under Kata Tjuta).

Here you go.

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Old 06-08-2010, 08:39 AM   #10116
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No thanks. I've seen my wife in action. Once she is in nurse mode her hands get instantly freezing cold and she tends to become a little rougher.


Some areas of the body you simply cannot bandage.
I was an Army medic, I know!
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Old 06-08-2010, 08:40 AM   #10117
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If I had moobs I would be playing with them all day long.

*honk* *honk*
As a wit once said, "Men should have breasts. We appreciate them so much more."
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Old 06-08-2010, 08:43 AM   #10118
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Old 06-08-2010, 09:11 AM   #10119
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ants in the pantry...

kids and their damn cookie crumbs caused that.

I need a pet anteater.
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Old 06-08-2010, 09:25 AM   #10120
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It's a new drink in honour of nomesque - anyone can order one. I should mention that while it may help you forget the past, it has a tendency to make you remember what's happening a fortnight Tuesday (you know, the thing with the squid, Adrian, the nail gun, in the cave system under Kata Tjuta).

Here you go.

Cheers,
Marc
Cheers!

Taking a tentative sip...

......................




Thanks, I needed that! (except for the squid)
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Old 06-08-2010, 09:40 AM   #10121
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Cheers!

Taking a tentative sip...

......................




Thanks, I needed that! (except for the squid)

Oh, no, you need the squid. The squid is the only certainty, in any story we're part of, fixing us to this page as the ink dries. Without the squid, you'd still be running from...something...best not talked about...in those caves.

Ask pshrynk. He knows (though he sometimes forgets, what with all the Tuesday fortnight remembering he does).

Incidentally, your moulting will occur in about 3.5minutes and that carapace will just slide off and leave you back your normal, squishy, endoskeletal self (there's a set of clothes over there on the chair).

Anyway, it's getting late. Last call! Last call!

Cheers,
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Old 06-08-2010, 10:21 AM   #10122
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Bah. The bad thing about being away in Vegas for work is that all the things I want to go do there is no one around I know to enjoy them with.
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Old 06-08-2010, 10:32 AM   #10123
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Bah. The bad thing about being away in Vegas for work is that all the things I want to go do there is no one around I know to enjoy them with.
I believe in Vegas there are some places you can pick up someone to enjoy them with.

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Old 06-08-2010, 11:10 AM   #10125
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