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Old 06-02-2010, 03:11 AM   #16651
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:13 AM   #16652
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Practice makes perfect! (Well, you have to start somewhere.)

Jeeze, how did you do that?
Using a crowbar contrary to instructions (i.e. ignoring that whole "point away from face" thing while removing coach bolts from timber).

I love my crowbar. Only someone you love can hurt you.

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Old 06-02-2010, 03:14 AM   #16653
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:14 AM   #16654
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Thanks, Marc! That's the funniest cartoon I've seen in quite a while!
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:18 AM   #16655
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Hey Marc just moderated a post! should we post that on the milestones thread?
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Don't draw attention to it, in case I did it wrong.

Cheers,
Marc (pressing the Red Button...)
Whoo Hoo, Marc! I'm really glad that of the three of us at least the two of you know what you are doing. I really, really, REALLY want to push that thing.

I think I'll wait until I can see more clearly before I start playing with all those strings, and levers, and doors, and buttons without tags. I figure it would be nice if I could at least clearly read what I was clicking.

Do you have anything to do with those extra crowbars next to that oh so shiny Red Button?

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Old 06-02-2010, 03:26 AM   #16656
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Do you have anything to do with those extra crowbars next to that oh so shiny Red Button?
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Well, I only put my crowbar down for a moment...though come to think of it, she was in season, and gestation is 4.5 minutes (same time as their sexual maturity age).

Hmm, I've an idea for Alex: Official MR Crowbars! (Going out the door at exponentially cheap prices!)

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Old 06-02-2010, 03:41 AM   #16657
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Hey! Is anyone else worried that people are turning green all around us? Just lately, two of them! Normal, nice and black people have turned all green!

Is this freaking anyone else out? Who's next???

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Old 06-02-2010, 03:42 AM   #16658
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Well, I only put my crowbar down for a moment...though come to think of it, she was in season, and gestation is 4.5 minutes (same time as their sexual maturity age).

Hmm, I've an idea for Alex: Official MR Crowbars! (Going out the door at exponentially cheap prices!)

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Marc (How do you make a crowbar? Buy it a drink and tell it that it looks good in black)
hahaa. You are even more funny with a cut on your face. Maybe you shoulda left the training wheels on a little longer.
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:45 AM   #16659
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hahaa. You are even more funny with a cut on your face. Maybe you shoulda left the training wheels on a little longer.
That's my coming-of-age crowbar. I'm just a slow learner.

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Old 06-02-2010, 03:50 AM   #16660
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:51 AM   #16661
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Its nearly yoga time!Its nearly yoga time!

Lets see if I can get through without injury tonight. Dark and scary going there on the treadly at night! Gotto go get changed. Blue kittie pyjamas are not the ticket for yoga!
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:56 AM   #16662
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I may be doing yoga soon also. It will be part of this 3 month long work out program I am starting soon.
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:43 AM   #16664
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Is this freaking anyone else out? Who's next???


The next ones will probably turn pink .....
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Old 06-02-2010, 06:15 AM   #16665
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