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			What? You have no papers? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			But but but... they're here somewhere, I'm sure. Just give me a month or two and I'm sure they'll turn up. Officer, you wouldn't leave all those innocent plants farmerless, would you?
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Since this is your first offense, I will let you go with a warning. However, I expect to see these plants thriving when I return. Also remember your eggplant quota!
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Eggplant, em, yes, of course officer, no problem, thank you! Eggplants, eggplants, let me get my farmer's manual  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			You will also need green peppers. And basil!
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			OK, OK, OK... I'm taking notes... anything else?
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			smurf berries.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Nope. That's it. I've got everything else I need. You just let me know when the eggplant, peppers and basil are ready and I'll come over and make dinner. Sound good?
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			That dinner doesn't involve chicken, does it?
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			No but it "tastes just like chicken"
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Y'all are weird. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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