The Vent and Rant Thread - Page 658

SneakySnake · 05-31-2010, 10:24 PM

THERE'S A FARKING CHAINSAW CUTTING DOWN THE GARDEN NEXT DOOR!

I don't do noise very well.

I can't hear myself think even though I have shut the windows. Just when you think he is finished. BLANMSSSSSSSSSXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXKS there he goes again!

Why the fark couldn't they have done it whilst I was at the gym. No no no they waited until I was home and in the office right next to their farking yard!

I am grinding my teeth again! Thanks again for listening. I am going to get a cup of Jasmine tea and calm down. Otherwise that bar*d will have a farking chainsaw wedged fair up his arse!

recluse · 05-31-2010, 10:41 PM

Remember to start it first.
It'll go in much easier.

SneakySnake · 05-31-2010, 10:44 PM

He must have heard you! He seems to be gone! But there is a truck loaded with bushes still there. Maybe he is hiding, or changing into his super-underwear.

dreams · 06-01-2010, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Spending time with my family.
Could really use that sledgehammer now.

Yes, Virginia, there really is a Hell.

***psst.. remember the book trick.***

Quote:

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

THERE'S A FARKING CHAINSAW CUTTING DOWN THE GARDEN NEXT DOOR!

<snip>
I am grinding my teeth again! Thanks again for listening. I am going to get a cup of Jasmine tea and calm down. Otherwise that bar*d will have a farking chainsaw wedged fair up his arse!

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Remember to start it first.
It'll go in much easier.

Oil, you forgot you must always oil your tools first.

Sweetpea · 06-01-2010, 02:08 AM

There are too many stickies in this forum! Who do I need to kill in order to get some removed?

happy_terd · 06-01-2010, 02:16 AM

If you were to kill someone they would only pin up a sticky telling people not to do that.

Sweetpea · 06-01-2010, 02:23 AM

But I can't even see the actual forum anymore, due to all those stickies...

happy_terd · 06-01-2010, 02:27 AM

Maybe they should have just one sticky as an index with all of the other stickies linked inside. *shrug*

kennyc · 06-01-2010, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreams

you must always oil your tools first.

Wait, can you say that on a family-oriented forum?

Sweetpea · 06-01-2010, 07:21 AM

That's a remark for a friday and not for a tuesday

ShortNCuddlyAm · 06-01-2010, 08:37 AM

Farking football. Farking world cup. And it hasn't even farking started yet. Not to mention the farking World in Motion world cup song from years back which has been recycled for a farking chocolate bar ad and WON'T LEAVE MY HEAD.

GeoffC · 06-01-2010, 08:58 AM

football ?

montsnmags · 06-01-2010, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Farking football. Farking world cup. And it hasn't even farking started yet. Not to mention the farking World in Motion world cup song from years back which has been recycled for a farking chocolate bar ad and WON'T LEAVE MY HEAD.

It could be worse. It could be:

"Do you really want it ... (Yeah!)
Do you really want it ... (Yeah!)
Do you really want it ... (Yeah!)
Do you really want it ... (Yeah!)

Here we go! Ale, Ale, Ale!
Go, go, go! Ale, Ale, Ale!"

Sparrow · 06-01-2010, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Farking football. Farking world cup. And it hasn't even farking started yet. Not to mention the farking World in Motion world cup song from years back which has been recycled for a farking chocolate bar ad and WON'T LEAVE MY HEAD.

Eng-er-land!!

Of course we're excited, we haven't been knocked out yet!
Get with the programme Am!!

ShortNCuddlyAm · 06-01-2010, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Eng-er-land!!

Of course we're excited, we haven't been knocked out yet!
Get with the programme Am!!

Right - that does it (hope this is the right one, my work PC has developed good taste and won't play it):

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05-31-2010, 10:24 PM	#9856
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	THERE'S A FARKING CHAINSAW CUTTING DOWN THE GARDEN NEXT DOOR! I don't do noise very well. I can't hear myself think even though I have shut the windows. Just when you think he is finished. BLANMSSSSSSSSSXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXKS there he goes again! Why the fark couldn't they have done it whilst I was at the gym. No no no they waited until I was home and in the office right next to their farking yard! I am grinding my teeth again! Thanks again for listening. I am going to get a cup of Jasmine tea and calm down. Otherwise that bar*d will have a farking chainsaw wedged fair up his arse!

05-31-2010, 10:41 PM	#9857
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Remember to start it first. It'll go in much easier.

05-31-2010, 10:44 PM	#9858
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	He must have heard you! He seems to be gone! But there is a truck loaded with bushes still there. Maybe he is hiding, or changing into his super-underwear.

06-01-2010, 02:08 AM	#9860
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	There are too many stickies in this forum! Who do I need to kill in order to get some removed?

06-01-2010, 02:16 AM	#9861
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	If you were to kill someone they would only pin up a sticky telling people not to do that.

06-01-2010, 02:23 AM	#9862
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	But I can't even see the actual forum anymore, due to all those stickies...

06-01-2010, 02:27 AM	#9863
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Maybe they should have just one sticky as an index with all of the other stickies linked inside. shrug

06-01-2010, 07:21 AM	#9865
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	That's a remark for a friday and not for a tuesday

06-01-2010, 08:37 AM	#9866
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	Farking football. Farking world cup. And it hasn't even farking started yet. Not to mention the farking World in Motion world cup song from years back which has been recycled for a farking chocolate bar ad and WON'T LEAVE MY HEAD.

06-01-2010, 08:58 AM	#9867
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	football ?