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happy_terd · 05-31-2010, 10:01 AM

bovine?

montsnmags · 05-31-2010, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Collectively, they're often called cows.
Hmmm...Could an owner of a single cow say "I've got one head of cattle"?

If he also has a dam, he'd have one head of cattle and one body of water and one terrible business plan.

Cheers,
Marc

kennyc · 05-31-2010, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

...

EDIT: HT, don't try milking the bulls!

^^^^^^^THIS ^^^^^^^^^^

kennyc · 05-31-2010, 10:15 AM

Cow(s) is for cattle like Guy(s) is for humans

As in: You guys stop calling those bulls cows.

Lycoming · 05-31-2010, 12:10 PM

So, is a Papal Bull a priest in bull's clothing?

yvanleterrible · 05-31-2010, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

Cow(s) is for cattle like Guy(s) is for humans

As in: You guys stop calling those bulls cows.

All this talk about cows is making me hungry, but not for cow pie...

happy_terd · 05-31-2010, 01:05 PM

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

yvanleterrible · 05-31-2010, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

But he still had to open his damn mouth and spoil it!

kennyc · 05-31-2010, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

All this talk about cows is making me hungry, but not for cow pie...

Et mor chiken!

poohbear_nc · 05-31-2010, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

Et mor chiken!

May you accidentally use an edible avatar & enter my universe of endless gastronomic threats!
[Personally, I don't think there exists an avatar this depraved bunch of omnivores wouldn't threaten to grill/steam/roast/barbeque.]

kennyc · 05-31-2010, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

May you accidentally use an edible avatar & enter my universe of endless gastronomic threats!
[Personally, I don't think there exists an avatar this depraved bunch of omnivores wouldn't threaten to grill/steam/roast/barbeque.]

We're equal opportunity omnivores.

yvanleterrible · 05-31-2010, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

May you accidentally use an edible avatar & enter my universe of endless gastronomic threats!
[Personally, I don't think there exists an avatar this depraved bunch of omnivores wouldn't threaten to grill/steam/roast/barbeque.]

Now who would eat a Groucho Marx burger?

LCF · 05-31-2010, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

I was referring to the poohbear aspect of your joke.
[As KK is fond of pointing out - there is a discordance between my name & my image]
[Or as others would say I have a schizo-avataristic identity in MR]
[Which means I can take offense at a number of innocent references by well-meaning posts! Party!

]

Believe it or not, after all the chickens and borgs and chick'n'borgs and psockpuppetchickens even while reading your chick... I mean nickname I couldn't associate you with pooh-bear.

poohbear_nc · 05-31-2010, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LCF

Believe it or not, after all the chickens and borgs and chick'n'borgs and psockpuppetchickens even while reading your chick... I mean nickname I couldn't associate you with pooh-bear.

Sigh ... well, so far ... no one has threatened to eat poohbear. Maybe it's time for a new avatar?

kennyc · 05-31-2010, 10:59 PM

"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best -- " and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.
-- Winnie the Pooh, The House at Pooh Corner

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05-31-2010, 10:01 AM	#1231
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	bovine?

05-31-2010, 10:15 AM	#1234
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,908 Karma: 119230421 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	Cow(s) is for cattle like Guy(s) is for humans As in: You guys stop calling those bulls cows.

05-31-2010, 12:10 PM	#1235
Lycoming Capt Chaos II Posts: 483 Karma: 33043007 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cornwall, UK Device: iPad2	So, is a Papal Bull a priest in bull's clothing?

05-31-2010, 01:05 PM	#1237
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

05-31-2010, 10:59 PM	#1245
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,908 Karma: 119230421 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best -- " and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called. -- Winnie the Pooh, The House at Pooh Corner