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High Priestess
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Location: Montreuil sous bois, France
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#932 |
Bah, humbug!
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Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA
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#933 |
Grand Sorcerer
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Bah! Humbug!
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Location: Durham, NC
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OK - here's the plan: 1. Think tomato! 2. Think rocket 3. Think basil 4. Think "why did I ever plant so many bluddy green things." 5. Think weeds. 6. Think "Bugga I planted the wrong kind of weeds. These aren't happy weeds." 7. Think "Don't I have a life somewhere outside of this window sill?" 8. Think "Crap, there's only the window sill, keep thinking." Now: 1. Wipe perspiration from brow with authentic red farmer's kerchief. [If you don't own one, hop on the metro to the closest farmer's market and buy a gross - it's going to be a long summer before harvest time!] 2. Open a bottle of vino [ditto instructions to #1 above if the wine rack is empty.] 3. Check the number of pilots & amount of ammunition you have left to control the green invasion. [In a pinch, umbrellas & flashlights will do. Don't think you can buy pilots & ammunition at the farmers' market. But then you are in France.] 4. Make appointment with pshrynk to explore why you ever: 1. Started this #*@)#_$( garden 2. Shared this with witnesses. Please pay $300 to the chicken at the coop door. |
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#935 |
Banned
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Finally made it to Walmart.
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#936 |
Professional Adventuress
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!)
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ok, see this thread has just illustrated the biggest problem with gay men... two men living together creating that incredibly outrageous stinky thing that happens in the toilet around men. I mean SERIOUSLY!!! the only time women are that stinky is when near death. or giving birth. or occasionally on their periods. but two men eliminating that horrendous smell daily and sometimes TWICE a day!!! and come on guys!!! I know how y'all get! you try to have the biggest, the smelliest, you start naming them... and then concentrate that...
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Banned
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*fart sound*
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#938 |
Professional Adventuress
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Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!)
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High Priestess
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Bah! Humbug!
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Location: Durham, NC
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[Oops - had to step out - cat just clawed me in the butt to let me know her food bowl was empty] Lets see: Ganja wood > ganja > weed > apocryphal effect on male anatomy > slang term for said effect on male anatomy > notorious tendency of males to equate said effect on male anatomy with tallest/longest object in the world. Clear as mud? ![]() |
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#941 |
The Dank Side of the Moon
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Location: Denver, CO
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![]() Now I can concentrate on getting that genuine red farmer's kerchief - gee, they told me farming was expensive but I didn't know about the incidental costs! Hope your butt doesn't hurt too much. |
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The Dank Side of the Moon
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Location: Denver, CO
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Bah! Humbug!
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And - just be glad I didn't insist on genuine farmers' bib overalls! [Although they do go in & out of fashion] ![]() |
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#945 |
Bah! Humbug!
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