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Old 05-30-2010, 06:05 PM   #1216
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You must be new here. That's the theme song for the MR lounge.
But the lot here doesn't sing it often enough. Like at least once a year... Or do we sing it on new years eve instead of the anthem?
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Old 05-30-2010, 06:11 PM   #1217
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Now for recluse ant the wishes:

Pooh-bear and Piglet found Aladin's lamp and the jinn said he will grant each one of them 3 wishes. Pooh-bear starts:

I want all bears in this fores (except me) to be female. Done.
Piglet: I want a helmet. Done.
Pooh-bear: I want all bears in the country to be female and astonishingly beautiful. Done.
Piglet: I want a motorbike. Done.
Pooh-bear shining with delight: I want all bears on the world to be female and each to be more beautiful than the other. Done.
Piglet puts the helmet on, throws himself on the bike and shouts riding off: I want Pooh-bear to become gay!

Done.
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Old 05-30-2010, 06:32 PM   #1218
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Now for recluse ant the wishes:

Pooh-bear and Piglet found Aladin's lamp and the jinn said he will grant each one of them 3 wishes. Pooh-bear starts:

I want all bears in this fores (except me) to be female. Done.
Piglet: I want a helmet. Done.
Pooh-bear: I want all bears in the country to be female and astonishingly beautiful. Done.
Piglet: I want a motorbike. Done.
Pooh-bear shining with delight: I want all bears on the world to be female and each to be more beautiful than the other. Done.
Piglet puts the helmet on, throws himself on the bike and shouts riding off: I want Pooh-bear to become gay!

Done.
Et tu LCF?
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Old 05-30-2010, 06:52 PM   #1219
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Old 05-30-2010, 06:57 PM   #1220
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Old 05-30-2010, 07:05 PM   #1221
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Old 05-30-2010, 07:10 PM   #1222
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Old 05-31-2010, 07:09 AM   #1223
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Et tu LCF?
I clearly fail to see the chicken reference in it... Did you mean piglet? "Et tu Piglet?" perhaps. ....Wait.... Are you implying that I'm like Piglet?! You callin' me fat?!?!!! You (teeeeet) (teeeeeet)!!
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Old 05-31-2010, 08:20 AM   #1224
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:01 AM   #1225
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Same thing I was wondering!
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:26 AM   #1226
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They have families just like us.
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:39 AM   #1227
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They have families just like us.
The male is a bull. The offspring of both sexes are called calves.

Cows gots 'em them milky things.



EDIT: HT, don't try milking the bulls!
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:44 AM   #1228
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I clearly fail to see the chicken reference in it... Did you mean piglet? "Et tu Piglet?" perhaps. ....Wait.... Are you implying that I'm like Piglet?! You callin' me fat?!?!!! You (teeeeet) (teeeeeet)!!
I was referring to the poohbear aspect of your joke.
[As KK is fond of pointing out - there is a discordance between my name & my image]
[Or as others would say I have a schizo-avataristic identity in MR]
[Which means I can take offense at a number of innocent references by well-meaning posts! Party! ]
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:52 AM   #1229
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The male is a bull. The offspring of both sexes are called calves.
Cows gots 'em them milky things.
EDIT: HT, don't try milking the bulls!
General usage of language rarely cares for prescriptive absolutes of definition:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle#Singular_terminology_dilemma

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Old 05-31-2010, 10:00 AM   #1230
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Collectively, they're often called cows.

Hmmm...You shouldn't say, "I have a cattle," but might the owner of a single cow say "I've got one head of cattle" and be correct?
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