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Old 05-31-2010, 09:10 AM   #916
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Your butt is actually shrinking.

Have you noticed any hissing sound when seated? You could have a small leak in your butt.
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:11 AM   #917
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:12 AM   #918
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Today there was definitely a large leak, but my butt remained the same size, proving that the universe is a callous and unjust place.

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Old 05-31-2010, 09:19 AM   #920
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well if your growing toilet isn't due to a leaky shrinky, erm shrinking, butt then it can only mean one thing...toilet gnomes.
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well if your growing toilet isn't due to a leaky shrinky, erm shrinking, butt then it can only mean one thing...toilet gnomes.
I knew it! Where's my slingshot...?
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:21 AM   #922
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One of my cats has decided that my usual chair is hers. We're fighting.
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:26 AM   #924
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Teach her to sit on your lap then problem solved.
That's what the other one does any time I'm in that chair.
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You need a fatter lap then. Time to start eating more.
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Old 05-31-2010, 09:42 AM   #926
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Pack your BVDs with ice. Then the cat won't want to leap in your seat afterward.

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Old 05-31-2010, 09:49 AM   #927
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Florence - here's your chance - spend today thinking upon your plants - then watch them sprout up on your balcony, invade your apartment, and .....

Well, good thing you have all that practice with your space invaders game to fight them off!
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Florence - here's your chance - spend today thinking upon your plants - then watch them sprout up on your balcony, invade your apartment, and .....

Well, good thing you have all that practice with your space invaders game to fight them off!


I must admit that a similar thought occured to me, but you have a much more vivid imagination

OK now, must concentrate - think tomatoes - and rocket - and basil - uh-oh, field overflow I can't think about all those at the same time - should I do it one after the other?

Being a windowsill farmer is a lot more work than I thought
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I must admit that a similar thought occured to me, but you have a much more vivid imagination

OK now, must concentrate - think tomatoes - and rocket - and basil - uh-oh, field overflow I can't think about all those at the same time - should I do it one after the other?

Being a windowsill farmer is a lot more work than I thought

wait until the harvesting - and the hay-making. ....
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That is why I grow my pot in the closet.
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