Silliness Countdown! - Page 11

montsnmags · 05-23-2010, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

nice try (seriously, bravo, that was great stuff !) but i took advantage of keeping you busy drafting that lovely example of prose to pop into my handy-dandy temporal dysjunction mechanism and retroactively modify the definition of "86" to mean "give a nice warm fuzzy hug to". see, i knew you'd react that way to me claiming to "call in a favour" with the PNS. ("call in a favour"

)

Ugh! Hugs...blech! That was a low blow, Your Highness.

Hey, Zelda, look at that! [points, and when Zelda turns to follow cracks LazyScot across the noggin with a crowbar before tossing it to Adrian who quickly defenestrates himself]

What? What'd I do? He was like that when I got here, honest!

zelda_pinwheel · 05-23-2010, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Ugh! Hugs...blech! That was a low blow, Your Highness.

Hey, Zelda, look at that! [points, and when Zelda turns to follow cracks LazyScot across the noggin with a crowbar before tossing it to Adrian who quickly defenestrates himself]

What? What'd I do? He was like that when I got here, honest!

*sigh* poor lazyscot, first the d*cks, now this. seriously, don't make me come over there, or i'll demonstrate on you the hug known (affectionately, i swear) as the "straight-jacket of love" by those friends who have experienced it.

/pops back into the temporal dysjunction mechanism to remove crowbar and inconvenient side-effects retroactively.

GeoffC · 05-23-2010, 09:53 AM

hey !

If you do that, won't that change the timeline and the results of the Contest ! ! !

LazyScot · 05-23-2010, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Of course, this is not for me to determine, and I offer it merely as advisory from my lowly, humble station upon the queenly footstool/ottoman/pouffe before your rocket-powered, armoured and armed pacifism-enforcement throne (Patent pending, Montsnmags Enterprises), but my informants...inform me that LazyScot's 86ing has been planned , budgeted, catered for and resourced by executive-level human (and otherkind) staff at Montsnmags Enterprises for some three financial quarters since next Tuesday fortnight, and that it has not only an inevitability but has already occurred in the last couple of minutes while I have been distracting...err, talking to you.

Hah! I think you haven't done you studies on number 86. You see, 86 is unstable, as evidenced by it somewhat agressive tendancys and the fact that it is the atomic number of 86. You see, it will decay soon leaving me safe. All I need to do is keep ahead of your little legion of numerically limited lackeys for.. <LazyScot consults the rubber handbook to find out the half life of radon>.... 3.8 days?!!!! <LazyScot performs mental calculations about involving doging differentials and lackey avoidance formulae, and clearly the results are not looking promising.> Fiddlesticks.

Okay you leave me no alternative <LazyScot reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out a flask. A large flask. With warning signs on it. Lots of warning signs. The sorts of warning signs even military dictators don't like collecting.>

I know what you're thinking. "What the heck sort of stupid thing is LazyScot up to now?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Zany Carter Reflexive Triple, the most powerful hangover reflexing drink in the world, and would blow your reality clean into a cocked hat worn by neurotic leprechaun sitting on the third star over to the left, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punks?

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Ugh! Hugs...blech! That was a low blow, Your Highness.

Hey, Zelda, look at that! [points, and when Zelda turns to follow cracks LazyScot across the noggin with a crowbar before tossing it to Adrian who quickly defenestrates himself]

Think you can get me that easily? Just how many times have I visited Adrian's; you'll have to try harder than that next time. Though you might like to apologies to GeoffC who was standing next to me at the time.

What? What'd I do? He was like that when I got here, honest!

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

*sigh* poor lazyscot, first the d*cks, now this. seriously, don't make me come over there, or i'll demonstrate on you the hug known (affectionately, i swear) as the "straight-jacket of love" by those friends who have experienced it.

/pops back into the temporal dysjunction mechanism to remove crowbar and inconvenient side-effects retroactively.

I'm not sure, but I think Reality is having trouble tracking all these edits. Perhaps someone could step in for her for a little while to give her a little breather? Florence, are you busy?

FlorenceArt · 05-23-2010, 12:10 PM

Em, I'd love to help, really, but you see I've got this web site to design, and the paint is getting dry, and the tomato plants are thirsty, and it's going to be apéro time soon. So you see, I'm all tied up here. Barely have the time to type my reply. Really, I'd help you if I could, but you see... OK, well, bye!

montsnmags · 05-23-2010, 08:27 PM

Pfft. If I can't irregularly crown someone with a crowbar, even myself (I've done it before), then what's the point of being here? If I can't send a happy batch of PNS up LazyScot's skirt, why bother? If my positions as CEO of Montsnmags Enterprises, High Gibbonate, and Party MC, along with my invisible friendship with an invisible gibbon and unintended conduit for the dark matter and dark energy of the universes (i.e. the PNS) are going to be repeatedly undermined through use and abuse of timelines, then I'm taking my tempero-spatial toys back and going home.

Enjoy your single, predictable, one-way timeline, llounge-lizards. I'm taking my walks for a dog.

Incidentally, put this in your pipes and count down from it:

75326897422367899754224688900643211245667

NormHart · 05-24-2010, 12:50 AM

75326897422367899754224688900643211245666

(not long now)

FlorenceArt · 05-24-2010, 03:26 AM

Marc, come back! The countdown won't be the same without you! I swear, that 8 in the middle is looking at me in a menacing manner. Do something! Crowbar him!

LazyScot · 05-24-2010, 03:40 AM

28.

28 is one of those quiet, unassuming numbers that most people barely notice and that just gets on with its job. It comes in every day, does the work assigned to it and goes home. Never makes a song and dance about how indispensible it is, or how it has to do the work of many numbers. It doesn't seek super-stardom, or celebrity status, or even promotion. The sort of number one can admire and look up to.

GraceKrispy · 05-24-2010, 03:48 AM

I don't think 29 got enough time. After all, 29 is where about a zillion vain women sit....

pshrynk · 05-24-2010, 07:09 AM

I've always been quite fond of 35, myself...

FlorenceArt · 05-24-2010, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

I've always been quite fond of 35, myself...

Yes. 35 is the product of the multiplication of 7 by 5. How cool is that?

poohbear_nc · 05-24-2010, 09:08 AM

25 ... I say ... 25 it is!

happy_terd · 05-24-2010, 12:00 PM

3.141593

LCF · 05-24-2010, 01:24 PM

The way I see it, the next logical number is 23.

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05-23-2010, 09:53 AM	#153
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	hey ! If you do that, won't that change the timeline and the results of the Contest ! ! !

05-23-2010, 12:10 PM	#155
FlorenceArt High Priestess Posts: 5,761 Karma: 5042529 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreuil sous bois, France Device: iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 6 Plus	Em, I'd love to help, really, but you see I've got this web site to design, and the paint is getting dry, and the tomato plants are thirsty, and it's going to be apéro time soon. So you see, I'm all tied up here. Barely have the time to type my reply. Really, I'd help you if I could, but you see... OK, well, bye!

05-23-2010, 08:27 PM	#156
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Pfft. If I can't irregularly crown someone with a crowbar, even myself (I've done it before), then what's the point of being here? If I can't send a happy batch of PNS up LazyScot's skirt, why bother? If my positions as CEO of Montsnmags Enterprises, High Gibbonate, and Party MC, along with my invisible friendship with an invisible gibbon and unintended conduit for the dark matter and dark energy of the universes (i.e. the PNS) are going to be repeatedly undermined through use and abuse of timelines, then I'm taking my tempero-spatial toys back and going home. Enjoy your single, predictable, one-way timeline, llounge-lizards. I'm taking my walks for a dog. Incidentally, put this in your pipes and count down from it: 75326897422367899754224688900643211245667

05-24-2010, 12:50 AM	#157
NormHart Semper Carpe Bufo Posts: 537 Karma: 21676 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Napa Valley, California Device: Kindle2 & Kindle3	75326897422367899754224688900643211245666 (not long now)

05-24-2010, 03:26 AM	#158
FlorenceArt High Priestess Posts: 5,761 Karma: 5042529 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreuil sous bois, France Device: iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 6 Plus	Marc, come back! The countdown won't be the same without you! I swear, that 8 in the middle is looking at me in a menacing manner. Do something! Crowbar him!

05-24-2010, 03:40 AM	#159
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	28. 28 is one of those quiet, unassuming numbers that most people barely notice and that just gets on with its job. It comes in every day, does the work assigned to it and goes home. Never makes a song and dance about how indispensible it is, or how it has to do the work of many numbers. It doesn't seek super-stardom, or celebrity status, or even promotion. The sort of number one can admire and look up to.

05-24-2010, 03:48 AM	#160
GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	I don't think 29 got enough time. After all, 29 is where about a zillion vain women sit....

05-24-2010, 07:09 AM	#161
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I've always been quite fond of 35, myself...

05-24-2010, 09:08 AM	#163
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,502 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	25 ... I say ... 25 it is!

05-24-2010, 12:00 PM	#164
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	3.141593

05-24-2010, 01:24 PM	#165
LCF Wizard Posts: 1,472 Karma: 9795311 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Germany Device: Hanlin V3 (LBook), GS3	The way I see it, the next logical number is 23.