Unutterably Silly Every Day's a Holiday!

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

so the headless chickens really do dance .....

I've seen it with my own eyes!

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

so the headless chickens really do dance .....

no no no no - 2 separate holidays!!!!

[Deep sigh .... has any chicken ever suffered so vividly in the cause of .... well, I just don't know ... preventing MR member cannibalism??]

[GeoffC]

2 separate holidays ?


are you sure ..... there must be a causal correlation between the two ... ?


chop the heads off and the chickens run around (erm) headless ....



on another note - me thinks it is time for a change in the menu .....



Asparagus ?

[poohbear_nc]

chop the heads off and the chickens run around (erm) headless ....

They're much better dancers with their heads on -- and less messy on the dance floor.

And yes ... let's change the menu to: char burgers!!

[GeoffC]

(veggie) bacon-rolls .... (better'n chicken head rolls (oh sorry , just slipped out ))

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

(veggie) bacon-rolls .... (better'n chicken head rolls (oh sorry , just slipped out ))

That's OK - I'm learning to regard personal threats of implied cannibalism as muted expressions of deep affection. Otherwise I'd have to enter the witness protection program to start feeling safe again!

[GeoffC]

be well assured, yes there is nothing personal in the displays of affection that are often trebuched your way ....

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

be well assured, yes there is nothing personal in the displays of affection that are often trebuched your way ....

And also ... nothing personal in the rocks that are often [accidentally I'm sure - you needed ballast for air speed] trebucheted with the affection??

[GeoffC]

no, you misunderstand, they aren't rocks (at least not from me) - but xtra large bars of Chocolate !

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

no, you misunderstand, they aren't rocks (at least not from me) - but xtra large bars of Chocolate !

oh ....

[starts digging through large pile of rocks and alleged chocolate bars in back yard] ... I'll get back to you on that

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

That's OK - I'm learning to regard personal threats of implied cannibalism as muted expressions of deep affection. Otherwise I'd have to enter the witness protection program to start feeling safe again!

don't worry poohbear, i'm a vegetarian, so i can love you without ever threatening to eat you ! makes a nice change, doesn't it ? don't you wish everyone were vegetarian ? we could have a slogan : "hugs not barbecues" !

i am an excellent dancer though, so we can celebrate that together. you'll have to teach me that step you're doing.

[poohbear_nc]

"hugs not barbecues"

Oh - I like that slogan!! [Although certain MR members would twist it into including hugs with barbecue tongs, or being wrapped with bacon!]

That dance is about as complicated a step as I can ever manage, other than jumping up & down in place to rave music!!
To learn that step, just imagine you've survived yet another attempt on your life!! And need to "rev up" to start running again!!

[vivaldirules]

How about hugs and barbecues? I'd even be willing to put my spit away (for awhile, anyway) and give you a big wet doggie kiss. But we'll need to find something to throw on the grill.

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

How about hugs and barbecues? I'd even be willing to put my spit away (for awhile, anyway) and give you a big wet doggie kiss. But we'll need to find something to throw on the grill.

Shrimp on the barbee!!!! Giant shrimp!! Basted in garlic butter!! With lots of beer!!!

[Errmm...I'll pass on the wet doggie kiss until after the beer.]

[zelda_pinwheel]

well i really love grilled peppers. i hear corn is tasty when grilled too, and we could make kebabs with mushrooms and zucchinis, yum ! and we could put potatoes directly in the ashes wrapped in aluminium foil... damned, now i'm hungry.