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Verencat · 04-28-2010, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Attachment 50686

What she said!

Over · 04-29-2010, 05:21 AM

Lycoming · 04-30-2010, 02:59 PM

THE REDNECK VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they
could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and
told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks
are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up
to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabama man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,
West Virginia, and Washington D.C.

vivaldirules · 04-30-2010, 08:57 PM

In Louisiana, it is common to tell jokes about Boudreaux and/or Thibodaux.

Boudreaux was riding along the highway when this truck passes with some pigs in it. One of the pigs falls out. Boudreaux stops to pick up the pig. A state trooper soon stops and says "Boudreaux, what you doing with that pig?"

Boudreuaux says "A man passed by with a truck load of pigs and one pig fell out." Boudreaux says "Maybe I catch up with the truck and give the man his pig back."

The state trooper says "Boudreaux, that man is long gone. Why don't you just go to the zoo and bring the pig there? So Boudreaux says "Okay, officer."

A while later the state trooper sees Boudreaux on the highway with that pig in his truck. He stops Boudreaux and says "Didn't I tell you to bring the pig to the zoo?" Boudreaux says "Officer, I did. We had so much fun that now we are going to go to Astro World."

yvanleterrible · 05-03-2010, 07:32 PM

Using ebooks is about saving paper right?

SneakySnake · 05-03-2010, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Using ebooks is about saving paper right?

Ooooooooooooh

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Wetdogeared · 05-03-2010, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

Ooooooooooooh

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Made in Australia.

WT Sharpe · 05-03-2010, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Quote:

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

Ooooooooooooh

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Made in Australia.

Well, she does come from Australia. Or is that ...

Nevermind!

SneakySnake · 05-03-2010, 08:01 PM

Oi! I suspect I am being picked on again

Or are you all lauding Aussies for being inventive and "green"

WT Sharpe · 05-03-2010, 08:03 PM

Sure! That's what we're doing! Lauding Aussies!

poohbear_nc · 05-03-2010, 08:19 PM

Laundering Aussies? Why?? Are they especially soiled?? Is it fun??

kennyc · 05-03-2010, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Laundering Aussies? Why?? Are they especially soiled?? Is it fun??

Maybe we can tumble them with kiwi's.

montsnmags · 05-03-2010, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SneakySnake

Oi! I suspect I am being picked on again

Or are you all lauding Aussies for being inventive and "green"

Their regular "Australia's to blame" in regards to any problem or negative event is an attempt to get us to take responsibility, though in their hearts they know that we merely take credit.

Cheers,
Marc (bringing the system down from underneath)

SneakySnake · 05-03-2010, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Sure! That's what we're doing! Lauding Aussies!

you can add an app when lauding if you like.

or you can add an anum also. particularly good if I am in pain. Like I am now when you are picking on Aussies.

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Laundering Aussies? Why?? Are they especially soiled?? Is it fun??

Dry Clean only!

SneakySnake · 05-03-2010, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

Maybe we can tumble them with kiwi's.

Oh man, their feathers would come off and stick to all our bits.
No Thanks

05-03-2010, 07:32 PM	#1130
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Lycoming Capt Chaos II Posts: 483 Karma: 33043007 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cornwall, UK Device: iPad2	THE REDNECK VASECTOMY After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabama man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, West Virginia, and Washington D.C.

04-30-2010, 08:57 PM	#1129
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	In Louisiana, it is common to tell jokes about Boudreaux and/or Thibodaux. Boudreaux was riding along the highway when this truck passes with some pigs in it. One of the pigs falls out. Boudreaux stops to pick up the pig. A state trooper soon stops and says "Boudreaux, what you doing with that pig?" Boudreuaux says "A man passed by with a truck load of pigs and one pig fell out." Boudreaux says "Maybe I catch up with the truck and give the man his pig back." The state trooper says "Boudreaux, that man is long gone. Why don't you just go to the zoo and bring the pig there? So Boudreaux says "Okay, officer." A while later the state trooper sees Boudreaux on the highway with that pig in his truck. He stops Boudreaux and says "Didn't I tell you to bring the pig to the zoo?" Boudreaux says "Officer, I did. We had so much fun that now we are going to go to Astro World."

05-03-2010, 08:01 PM	#1134
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	Oi! I suspect I am being picked on again Or are you all lauding Aussies for being inventive and "green"

05-03-2010, 08:03 PM	#1135
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Sure! That's what we're doing! Lauding Aussies!

05-03-2010, 08:19 PM	#1136
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,591 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Laundering Aussies? Why?? Are they especially soiled?? Is it fun??