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Old 04-24-2010, 03:08 PM   #16
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If your goverment isn't interested in you as a potential Biological Weapon, we could use a test subject like you here. The money is incredible, and you'll be well treated. We don't allow animal testing ( thanks to a loophole in the definition of "human" ), so everything we do is completely ethical.
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Old 04-24-2010, 03:47 PM   #17
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If your goverment isn't interested in you as a potential Biological Weapon, we could use a test subject like you here. The money is incredible, and you'll be well treated. We don't allow animal testing ( thanks to a loophole in the definition of "human" ), so everything we do is completely ethical.


Test away, ethically or otherwise, My status as a Human Being has long been in question anyway


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Old 04-24-2010, 04:08 PM   #18
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I was watching TV the other day when I saw the stupidest invention ever.
Basically, it's a packet of activated charcoal that you attach to the back of your underwear which removes the smell when you fart!
Do they make them for pug dogs?
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:15 PM   #19
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Kevin, you dope! I'm referring to the "Fartees", not the "Farter"!

WT, does your pug wear underwear? If so, what you need is therapy, not aroma control.
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:37 PM   #20
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That sounds like a Japanese idea. I saw one where they had special little bandaids to stop your nipples showing through your clothes.
Oh, that's what it was!
I saw a blonde with something like that over her blouse...
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:08 PM   #21
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Do they make them for pug dogs?
now those and bulldogs are a market unto themselves!

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Oh, that's what it was!
I saw a blonde with something like that over her blouse...
and of course you hadn't the courage to let her know they were supposed to go UNDER the blouse!?

I knew a guy in the Army that swallowed his chew. his farts were building clearers!!!! the mens head in our building was a really small deal right in the main hallway if he did his business at work it would clear out the offices around it. the really bad part was that the civilian German phone operators were right across the hall and they would even get the back draft into the switchboard with the door closed!!! they should have taken this guy for chemical warfare experimentation!
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:27 PM   #22
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I've got an uncle like that. His farts scare dogs. The problem is, he thinks it's incredibly funny to cut loose in small, confined spaces like elevators. Then he asks if anyone can guess what he had for breakfast!
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I've got an uncle like that. His farts scare dogs. The problem is, he thinks it's incredibly funny to cut loose in small, confined spaces like elevators. Then he asks if anyone can guess what he had for breakfast!
yet again another argument for bleach in the gene pool!
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:48 PM   #24
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I'm ready to take a chainsaw to the whole damn family tree.
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Old 04-24-2010, 08:16 PM   #25
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I think Kevin should have a look at his diet

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Looking over your last two threads....Just how far did the acorn fall???
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Old 04-27-2010, 10:49 AM   #28
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Kevin, you dope! I'm referring to the "Fartees", not the "Farter"!

WT, does your pug wear underwear? If so, what you need is therapy, not aroma control.

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