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Old 04-20-2010, 01:05 PM   #316
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Breath mints maybe?
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Old 04-20-2010, 09:15 PM   #319
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not needed if everyone is eating the garlic!
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Old 04-21-2010, 04:29 AM   #320
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I started a crazy dream thread once, but I was the only one who posted my crazy dreams...
I remember it:

https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48225

and I know that I posted my "crazy dream":

https://www.mobileread.com/forums/sho...6&postcount=41

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Old 04-21-2010, 09:55 AM   #321
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Thanks for the correction, Marc. You and others (Yvan, Grace, AM, VCat and Ruth and probably someone I've forgotten in the 5 minutes since I've reread the thread) also posted their crazy dreams and I do remember them all now. Maybe I should have kept that thread going since I have several crazy dreams every night... well on the nights that I do manage to get a few hours sleep.
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Thanks for the correction, Marc. You and others (Yvan, Grace, AM, VCat and Ruth and probably someone I've forgotten in the 5 minutes since I've reread the thread) also posted their crazy dreams and I do remember them all now. Maybe I should have kept that thread going since I have several crazy dreams every night... well on the nights that I do manage to get a few hours sleep.
Please don't think of it as a "correction". Think of it as empathetic memory for craziness (and one of the few forms of memory my mind has an aptitude for)

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not needed if everyone is eating the garlic!
KK is right, if we all eat the garlic there is no need for breath mints. And if you're not eating the garlic you are obviously a vampire and must be left to die in the sunlight.

I prefer the garlic to the mint, even better though would be some steamed broccoli and some black bean sauce. And maybe some fried rice or lo mein or ..... I'll be right back ....


Ohhhh Geoff!!! ..........
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KK is right, if we all eat the garlic there is no need for breath mints. And if you're not eating the garlic you are obviously a vampire and must be left to die in the sunlight.

I prefer the garlic to the mint, even better though would be some steamed broccoli and some black bean sauce. And maybe some fried rice or lo mein or ..... I'll be right back ....


Ohhhh Geoff!!! ..........
Dave's right as usual. I'll be having the garlic and if anyone happens to needs CPR y'all are going to get a good doogie breath taste of it whether you like it or not. Unless, of course, you've signed a DNR order and your GP and/or someone with your power of attorney is there to try and stop me.
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So I'll be the vampire chicken with minty fresh breath - ready to perform CPR - where I will miss your mouth and BITE YOUR THROAT!
Oh......
Exsqueeze me!

I meant to say I vill empty your life force into my hungry veins!

Errr.....
Sorry folks, just had fasting blood work drawn this morning for my annual physical exam. So I am now hungry and down a few tubes of blood.
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Thanks for the correction, Marc. You and others (Yvan, Grace, AM, VCat and Ruth and probably someone I've forgotten in the 5 minutes since I've reread the thread) also posted their crazy dreams and I do remember them all now. Maybe I should have kept that thread going since I have several crazy dreams every night... well on the nights that I do manage to get a few hours sleep.
I did too! and that's when I was going through hell at work and having some VERY diturbing dreams!

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KK is right, if we all eat the garlic there is no need for breath mints. And if you're not eating the garlic you are obviously a vampire and must be left to die in the sunlight.

I prefer the garlic to the mint, even better though would be some steamed broccoli and some black bean sauce. And maybe some fried rice or lo mein or ..... I'll be right back ....


Ohhhh Geoff!!! ..........
oh great! 8 in the morning and I'm ready for stir fry!

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So I'll be the vampire chicken with minty fresh breath - ready to perform CPR - where I will miss your mouth and BITE YOUR THROAT!
Oh......
Exsqueeze me!

I meant to say I vill empty your life force into my hungry veins!

Errr.....
Sorry folks, just had fasting blood work drawn this morning for my annual physical exam. So I am now hungry and down a few tubes of blood.
last one of those I did they took 8 vials and told me to go take a two hour nap and then come back for the comparison draw
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Yes. Hi Geoff. We'd like three orders of chicken borg stir fry with black bean sauce and steamed broccoli, a side of fried rice, lo mien, and steamed white rice. I think a nice green tea to go with it... KK, WDE?

Oh,and Geoff, can we have a string of garlic too?
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No, just on the side is fine.
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Yep, uncooked. In fact could you just hang it on the door and window frames? Oh, and can we have 12 sets of chopsticks, extra pointy please .... and whatever you do, don't invite the chickens in, especially the one with minty breath.
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How long? Hmm, I'm not sure - at least until the captain gets this gas bag off the ground.
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