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Old 04-16-2010, 07:37 AM   #1051
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15. Tatoos unreadable because of the folds
16. Leather jackets with chains and studs and adult diapers
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Old 04-16-2010, 09:33 AM   #1052
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14. Thongs and Depends
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Old 04-16-2010, 12:30 PM   #1053
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I'm sorry, but I don't get #14...
Is "Depends" a noun or a verb?
Depends is a brand name of adult diapers here in the US.

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Old 04-16-2010, 12:47 PM   #1054
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Apologies, for European readers please insert Tena for Depends.

For those in America who may be unused to the alternative Antipodean use of 'thongs' I include the following.
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Old 04-16-2010, 12:54 PM   #1055
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Can I add:

15. Tatoos unreadable because of the folds
16. Leather jackets with chains and studs and adult diapers
Better yet, Mad Magazine centerfold style tattoos that present a completely different picture when stretched out instead of folded over.

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Old 04-16-2010, 02:01 PM   #1056
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Old 04-16-2010, 06:41 PM   #1057
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Oh man! No nose ring or belly button ring for me!

I don't know if these 50-ish faux pas are too funny, too sad, or too painful to even visualize!
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Old 04-17-2010, 09:06 AM   #1058
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I don't know if these 50-ish faux pas are too funny, too sad, or too painful to even visualize!
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(Thinking fluffy bunnies, fluffy bunnies...)
Pathetic I'd say...

Each generation has its identity. If my dad had let his hair grow when I was adolescent..... Brrrrr!:shivers: Crazy thoughts.
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Old 04-17-2010, 11:26 AM   #1059
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My hair is still pretty much 60s, partially because I never seem to find the time for a decent haircut, and partially because I'm a slob. At least it isn't that conservative style with the mini-pony tail in back to show the wearer still has a touch of cool!
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Old 04-17-2010, 01:04 PM   #1060
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My hair is still pretty much 60s, partially because I never seem to find the time for a decent haircut, and partially because I'm a slob. At least it isn't that conservative style with the mini-pony tail in back to show the wearer still has a touch of cool!
I'm thinkin' ZZ Top here....
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Old 04-17-2010, 01:04 PM   #1061
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My hair is still pretty much 60s, partially because I never seem to find the time for a decent haircut, and partially because I'm a slob. At least it isn't that conservative style with the mini-pony tail in back to show the wearer still has a touch of cool!
I have short hair... what's left but I have the beard and mustache just as I've always had except for maybe a few months.
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Old 04-17-2010, 01:26 PM   #1062
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I'm thinkin' ZZ Top here....
I cut my beard when it went gray!

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I have short hair... what's left but I have the beard and mustache just as I've always had except for maybe a few months.
Still have the 'stash. It's gray now, also!
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Old 04-17-2010, 01:37 PM   #1063
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Still have the 'stash. It's gray now, also!
Yep, same here....keep thinking to shave it off....

in the interest of full disclosure, not intended to invoke vomiting or fear, (or even a joke as the thread subject supposes) a recent pic of me with my son and my ex-wife at his Alaska State Trooper graduation last year.



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Old 04-17-2010, 03:18 PM   #1064
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Kenny your son's ex-wife looks old enough to be his mother.










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Old 04-17-2010, 03:25 PM   #1065
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Edited for clarity. She also looks a bit possessed in that photo (course maybe I do to, but can't tell )
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