What is in your cup? - Page 52

happy_terd · 04-05-2010, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catsittingstill

I was going out to a pub with a friend once, and as we were walking toward the door she said she wanted "Hefeweizen."

Only what I heard was "half a Bison." I said "Sorry?" and she repeated that she wanted half a bison.

I said "you mean you're half-starving?"

She said "what?"

I said "You mean you're hungry enough to eat a horse?--except in your case it's a bison?--and you only want half a bison, so you're only half starving?"

"Half a bison?"

"You just said you wanted half a bison."

So that was the day that I learned half a bison is a glass of beer. A full glass, as it turns out.

lol

Hey I hear that sawdust in your booze gets you high.

Dylrob · 04-06-2010, 12:10 AM

Tea. Chai. Hot.

beppe · 04-06-2010, 06:29 AM

Green tea. No caffeine. 1'30" in the MW @ full blast. Great drink.

happy_terd · 04-06-2010, 10:12 AM

coffee number 1.

TC Beacham · 04-06-2010, 02:50 PM

Good ol' H2O.

Dylrob · 04-06-2010, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TC Beacham

Good ol' H2O.

Ah yes, nothing beats a glass of dihydrogen monoxide.

happy_terd · 04-06-2010, 03:34 PM

That's what she said.

beppe · 04-06-2010, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Ah yes, nothing beats a glass of dihydrogen monoxide.

except that my grandpa claimed that it rusted the plumbings.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 04-06-2010, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catsittingstill

That has happened to me. Do you do woodwork too?

A little - although I mostly do small-scale metal work (aka jewellery

). But I'm rehandling some knives at the moment and have got some gorgeous woods to use.

happy_terd · 04-06-2010, 08:25 PM

What is the best tea to force out the snot???

SneakySnake · 04-06-2010, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

What is the best tea to force out the snot???

not tea - antistine privine - snort it up

happy_terd · 04-07-2010, 01:38 AM

Tea again. The sicker I get the more tea I seem to inhale. It works almost as good as brandy.

SneakySnake · 04-07-2010, 01:41 AM

jasmine tea to wash down the chocolate --

FlorenceArt · 04-07-2010, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Ah yes, nothing beats a glass of dihydrogen monoxide.

Quote:

Originally Posted by beppe

except that my grandpa claimed that it rusted the plumbings.

Put tea in it. It has anti-oxydants, right?

FlorenceArt · 04-07-2010, 05:08 AM

Our delivery of Nespresso has arrived! The previous one was stolen, so everyone was a bit nervous

Thinking of making another cup of decaffeinato lungo.

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Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Tea. Chai. Hot.

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happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	coffee number 1.

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TC Beacham Great Beach Reads! Posts: 202 Karma: 300000 Join Date: Dec 2009 Device: Kindle 2	Good ol' H2O.

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happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	That's what she said.

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happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	What is the best tea to force out the snot???

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happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Tea again. The sicker I get the more tea I seem to inhale. It works almost as good as brandy.

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SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	jasmine tea to wash down the chocolate --

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FlorenceArt High Priestess Posts: 5,761 Karma: 5042529 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreuil sous bois, France Device: iPad Pro 9.7, iPhone 6 Plus	Our delivery of Nespresso has arrived! The previous one was stolen, so everyone was a bit nervous Thinking of making another cup of decaffeinato lungo.