TRIMMING MY SHORT 'N CURLIES!!!!!

recluse · 04-04-2010, 09:17 PM

God, my nose hair is out of control! I look like I've got tarantulas living up my nose! When I sneeze, it looks like something out of H.P. Lovecraft! Tomorrow, I'm having it styled. A nice layered cut, I think. Not too much gel, though, it screws up my breathing. Will post before and after pictures in my album. Of course, my fellow MobileRead members can purchase them at a discount!

happy_terd · 04-05-2010, 11:45 AM

You could always try to sell them on the flea market.

https://www.mobileread.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=124

MJK2111 · 04-05-2010, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

You could always try to sell them on the flea market.

https://www.mobileread.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=124

Don't fleas have their own nose hair to worry about?

happy_terd · 04-05-2010, 01:22 PM

I think it depends on the type of flea.

DixieGal · 04-05-2010, 01:48 PM

What is it with you hairy beasts anyway? Tim's the same way. It's like his moustache starts halfway up his nostrils. And his sideburns must start in his ears. I'm sure a nice bikini wax in your orifices would do the trick. While you are at it, carve out a divider in the unibrow.

I run covert ops on Tim..... when he is sleeping, I'll sneak up with a strip of the wax cloth with wax on it, press it between his eyebrows, and rip it off. By the time he wakes up screaming, it's all over and he has two eyebrows again.

happy_terd · 04-05-2010, 01:56 PM

DEAR GOD!!!

I am scared to ask how you react towards butt hair.

msrie · 04-05-2010, 02:03 PM

nose hair is important and you should not trim it all, especially inside your nose.

recluse · 04-05-2010, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

What is it with you hairy beasts anyway? Tim's the same way. It's like his moustache starts halfway up his nostrils. And his sideburns must start in his ears. I'm sure a nice bikini wax in your orifices would do the trick. While you are at it, carve out a divider in the unibrow.

I run covert ops on Tim..... when he is sleeping, I'll sneak up with a strip of the wax cloth with wax on it, press it between his eyebrows, and rip it off. By the time he wakes up screaming, it's all over and he has two eyebrows again.

I don't have a unibrow, that's where my hairline starts. I do wax my palms, though.
I decided to handle my nose hair myself. I snorted a bottle of Draino. Worked like a charm. Found my car keys and missing cutlery.
I like the stealth waxing game. Very kinky. Does he get to return the favor?

happy_terd · 04-05-2010, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by msrie

nose hair is important and you should not trim it all, especially inside your nose.

I understand what nose hair is for, but explain butt hair to me. What exactly is it trying to keep in or out???

recluse · 04-05-2010, 06:27 PM

Butt hair keeps in body heat and should keep out unwanted visitors.
Y'know, "amateur proctologists"?

desertgrandma · 04-05-2010, 07:00 PM

Oh. My. God. I go away for a while, think I've seen and read everything possible on this board, then this.

1st graders are starting to look normal...........

happy_terd · 04-05-2010, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Oh. My. God. I go away for a while, think I've seen and read everything possible on this board, then this.

1st graders are starting to look normal...........

They are just too young to grow butt hair yet is all.

Stitchawl · 04-05-2010, 07:20 PM

Eyebrow hair is a God-send! After having gone mostly bald, and really disliking the look some fellows take, letting the seven hairs remaining on the side of the head grow long and combing them up and over the top, I've let my eyebrows grow long and sweep them up and back over my head, covering the bald spot. Much nicer looking than when coming from the side, and certainly more aerodynamic!

Stitchawl

happy_terd · 04-05-2010, 11:17 PM

carlobee · 04-06-2010, 02:37 AM

^^ oooooohhhh. hhahaha.

04-04-2010, 09:17 PM	#1
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	TRIMMING MY SHORT 'N CURLIES!!!!! God, my nose hair is out of control! I look like I've got tarantulas living up my nose! When I sneeze, it looks like something out of H.P. Lovecraft! Tomorrow, I'm having it styled. A nice layered cut, I think. Not too much gel, though, it screws up my breathing. Will post before and after pictures in my album. Of course, my fellow MobileRead members can purchase them at a discount!

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04-05-2010, 11:45 AM	#2
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	You could always try to sell them on the flea market. https://www.mobileread.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=124

04-05-2010, 01:22 PM	#4
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I think it depends on the type of flea.

04-05-2010, 01:48 PM	#5
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	What is it with you hairy beasts anyway? Tim's the same way. It's like his moustache starts halfway up his nostrils. And his sideburns must start in his ears. I'm sure a nice bikini wax in your orifices would do the trick. While you are at it, carve out a divider in the unibrow. I run covert ops on Tim..... when he is sleeping, I'll sneak up with a strip of the wax cloth with wax on it, press it between his eyebrows, and rip it off. By the time he wakes up screaming, it's all over and he has two eyebrows again.

04-05-2010, 01:56 PM	#6
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	DEAR GOD!!! I am scared to ask how you react towards butt hair.

04-05-2010, 02:03 PM	#7
msrie Junior Member Posts: 7 Karma: 10 Join Date: Jan 2010 Device: Sony prs505	nose hair is important and you should not trim it all, especially inside your nose.

04-05-2010, 06:27 PM	#10
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Butt hair keeps in body heat and should keep out unwanted visitors. Y'know, "amateur proctologists"?

04-05-2010, 07:00 PM	#11
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	Oh. My. God. I go away for a while, think I've seen and read everything possible on this board, then this. 1st graders are starting to look normal...........

04-05-2010, 07:20 PM	#13
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	Eyebrow hair is a God-send! After having gone mostly bald, and really disliking the look some fellows take, letting the seven hairs remaining on the side of the head grow long and combing them up and over the top, I've let my eyebrows grow long and sweep them up and back over my head, covering the bald spot. Much nicer looking than when coming from the side, and certainly more aerodynamic! Stitchawl

04-05-2010, 11:17 PM	#14
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420

04-06-2010, 02:37 AM	#15
carlobee Fanatic Posts: 535 Karma: 972 Join Date: Jul 2009 Device: The new iPad	^^ oooooohhhh. hhahaha.