Unutterably Silly Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by kennyc

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street is not just an athlete, she is a nurse.

She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, ICU."

Funny!

But she's not really a nurse, and she doesn't work at an ICU.

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by kennyc

Oh My:

A dyslexic walks into a bra

Spoiler:

ooops

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Funny!

But she's not really a nurse, and she doesn't work at an ICU.

Party Pooper!

[happy_terd]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
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[kennyc]

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”

[kennyc]

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.

The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”

[kennyc]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

[Wetdogeared]

Originally Posted by CyGuy

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

Originally Posted by happy_terd

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
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..... Bound to be a few repeats.

[kennyc]

WOW! and silly me, I laughed both times!

[happy_terd]

LOL

We must visit the same joke sites.

[pilotbob]

Hey... no posting jokes from earlier in the thread...

BOb

[happy_terd]

LOL

I will keep that in mind and try to remember what jokes were told the last 68 pages.

[kennyc]

Sorry Bob, I never remember jokes, you'll all just have to deal with it.

[pilotbob]

I guess you guys did't realize I was posting a joke.

Guess it wasn't funny.

BOb

[vivaldirules]

Bad penguin! Know phishy four ewe.