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Old 03-29-2010, 07:13 PM   #961
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The lawyer tried to charge $4500 for a half hour of work.
And why is that funny? Sounds more like reality to me
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Old 03-29-2010, 07:15 PM   #962
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Some times the irony of life is just not funny and especially if such life has been spent being abused by financial vampires...
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Okay, so a guy walks into a bar really pissed off, sits down, orders a drink, and says to the bartender "man, lawyers are assholes!"

Then the guy next to him turns around and goes "hey, buddy, I take offense to that!"

So the first guy looks at him and asks "why, are you a lawyer?"

And the second guy goes "no, I'm an asshole!"
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Old 03-29-2010, 07:20 PM   #964
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The lawyer tried to charge $4500 for a half hour of work.
But then even he realized that the 500 bucks was well worth the little that he did.
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Old 03-29-2010, 07:20 PM   #965
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Old 03-29-2010, 07:56 PM   #966
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But then even he realized that the 500 bucks was well worth the little that he did.
I don't know why but I pictured the lawyer as a woman.
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Old 03-29-2010, 07:56 PM   #967
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But then even he realized that the 500 bucks was well worth the little that he did.
I don't know why but I pictured the lawyer as a woman.
Too much Boston Legal & L&O I guess.
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Old 03-29-2010, 08:01 PM   #968
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I don't know why but I pictured the lawyer as a woman.
Same here.
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Old 03-29-2010, 08:02 PM   #969
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I don't know why but I pictured the lawyer as a woman.
Too much Boston Legal & L&O I guess.
I think it's the shes in the final paragraph

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When she got off the phone and realized the old man’s mistake, the lawyer ran after him down the stairs and into the parking lot just as he drove away. Feeling frustrated, the lawyer looked at the check and decided to accept the situation philosophically. "Oh well," she said to herself, "$500 for half an hour’s work isn’t bad."
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I think it's the shes in the final paragraph
Well...no wonder.
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Old 03-29-2010, 08:59 PM   #971
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... An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney’s office as his lawyer handed him his will. "Your estate is very complex," said the lawyer, "but I’ve made sure that all of your wishes will be executed. Due to the complexity, my fee is $4500."

Just then, the phone rang and the lawyer got involved with a long call. Thinking the lawyer had said "$500," the old man wrote out his check and left.

When she got off the phone and realized the old man’s mistake, the lawyer ran after him down the stairs and into the parking lot just as he drove away. Feeling frustrated, the lawyer looked at the check and decided to accept the situation philosophically. "Oh well," she said to herself, "$500 for half an hour’s work isn’t bad."
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I must be missing something (could be another blonde-day coming up ) but where is the joke?
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Old 03-29-2010, 09:02 PM   #972
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well I guess it is a she.
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Old 03-29-2010, 09:39 PM   #973
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Old 03-29-2010, 09:41 PM   #974
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The lawyer tried to charge $4500 for a half hour of work.
Not funny.
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It is just not funny in a good way.

I guess you gotta know a couple lawyers.
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