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WT Sharpe · 03-28-2010, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by kennyc

Oops, embedding disabled Tom...

Huh?

kennyc · 03-28-2010, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Huh?

It just won't play in place, you have to go to the you-tube site to play it.

Nate the great · 03-29-2010, 02:30 PM

I laughed out loud:
http://www.frederiksamuel.com/blog/images/myflags.swf#

WT Sharpe · 03-29-2010, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Nate the great

I laughed out loud:
http://www.frederiksamuel.com/blog/images/myflags.swf#

When did we get the extra States?

yvanleterrible · 03-29-2010, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

When did we get the extra States?

One of them's Canada. We surrendered...

Nate the great · 03-29-2010, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

When did we get the extra States?

I know! I'm pretty sure that was part of the joke.

yvanleterrible · 03-29-2010, 03:33 PM

Meteorological authorities issuing weather warning.

Announcing two feet of snow!

Spoiler:

kennyc · 03-29-2010, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

One of them's Canada. We surrendered...

Thought so.

pilotbob · 03-29-2010, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by kennyc

Thought so.

The other would be mexico I guess.

BOb

happy_terd · 03-29-2010, 06:03 PM

St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven.

"Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler.

"I was a good father," he answers.

"Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so bad you even married a woman named Sherry. No admittance."

St. Peter then turned to the next man, a carpenter, and asked him the same question.

The carpenter replied that he had worked hard and taken good care of his family.

But St. Peter also rejected him, pointing out that he had been an impossible glutton, so much so that he married a woman named BonBon.

At this point the third man, who had been a lawyer, stood up and said, "Come on, Penny, let’s get out of here."

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An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney’s office as his lawyer handed him his will. "Your estate is very complex," said the lawyer, "but I’ve made sure that all of your wishes will be executed. Due to the complexity, my fee is $4500."

Just then, the phone rang and the lawyer got involved with a long call. Thinking the lawyer had said "$500," the old man wrote out his check and left.

When she got off the phone and realized the old man’s mistake, the lawyer ran after him down the stairs and into the parking lot just as he drove away. Feeling frustrated, the lawyer looked at the check and decided to accept the situation philosophically. "Oh well," she said to herself, "$500 for half an hour’s work isn’t bad."

Katti's Cat · 03-29-2010, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by happy_terd

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An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney’s office as his lawyer handed him his will. "Your estate is very complex," said the lawyer, "but I’ve made sure that all of your wishes will be executed. Due to the complexity, my fee is $4500."

Just then, the phone rang and the lawyer got involved with a long call. Thinking the lawyer had said "$500," the old man wrote out his check and left.

When she got off the phone and realized the old man’s mistake, the lawyer ran after him down the stairs and into the parking lot just as he drove away. Feeling frustrated, the lawyer looked at the check and decided to accept the situation philosophically. "Oh well," she said to herself, "$500 for half an hour’s work isn’t bad."

I must be missing something (could be another blonde-day coming up

) but where is the joke?

Katti's Cat · 03-29-2010, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Nate the great

I laughed out loud:
http://www.frederiksamuel.com/blog/images/myflags.swf#

Very smart - loved it

kennyc · 03-29-2010, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Katti's Cat

I must be missing something (could be another blonde-day coming up

) but where is the joke?

Not just you...

Katti's Cat · 03-29-2010, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kennyc

Not just you...

Wonder if being-blonde-days are infectious and can become an epidemic

Nate the great · 03-29-2010, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Katti's Cat

I must be missing something (could be another blonde-day coming up

) but where is the joke?

The lawyer tried to charge $4500 for a half hour of work.

03-29-2010, 03:33 PM	#952
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Nate the great Sir Penguin of Edinburgh Posts: 12,375 Karma: 23555235 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro area Device: Shake a stick plus 1	I laughed out loud: http://www.frederiksamuel.com/blog/images/myflags.swf#

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happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. "Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler. "I was a good father," he answers. "Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so bad you even married a woman named Sherry. No admittance." St. Peter then turned to the next man, a carpenter, and asked him the same question. The carpenter replied that he had worked hard and taken good care of his family. But St. Peter also rejected him, pointing out that he had been an impossible glutton, so much so that he married a woman named BonBon. At this point the third man, who had been a lawyer, stood up and said, "Come on, Penny, let’s get out of here." ------------- An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney’s office as his lawyer handed him his will. "Your estate is very complex," said the lawyer, "but I’ve made sure that all of your wishes will be executed. Due to the complexity, my fee is $4500." Just then, the phone rang and the lawyer got involved with a long call. Thinking the lawyer had said "$500," the old man wrote out his check and left. When she got off the phone and realized the old man’s mistake, the lawyer ran after him down the stairs and into the parking lot just as he drove away. Feeling frustrated, the lawyer looked at the check and decided to accept the situation philosophically. "Oh well," she said to herself, "$500 for half an hour’s work isn’t bad."