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			 Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! 
			
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				SKWIRLLS!!!!!!!
			 
			
			
			Well, it would seem that Vivaldi has gotten himself in some sort of trouble with being captured by squirrels.  He probably owes them money, too.  So, I'm getting together a little posse to go out and find him and either rescue him or give helpful suggestions to the little tree rats about how to connect electrodes effectively.  Anyone else want to join me? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I have captured roughly 15 squirrels in my neighborhood and kept their tails as trophies before letting them go back into the wild.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 Grand Sorcerer 
			
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			I paint kill flags on my car for each Skwirll I get... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	I'm leaving the machete behind and uploading to samurai sword. Red'll cover my backside with his .22. PS. I invited BadGoodDeb along as well. I don't know what she'll be packin' RSE....  | 
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			 When's Doughnut Day? 
			
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			NYS PEEPUL!!!  OUI LYK U!!!  HAF SUM NUTZZ!!!
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			We will come and save you and your nuts.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 When's Doughnut Day? 
			
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			STAE HOM!!!  EET NUTZZ!!!  BY NOW!!!
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I very cleverly disguised cry for help.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Anyone want to purchase a squirrel tail necklace?
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			If you can fashion them into a hat....SOLD!!!
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I'm coming along. If nothing else, I can look after the bacon (given I won't eat the stuff. I'll take chocolate and whisky along for that)
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I have great experience wrangling Canadian squirrels so I think I could come in handy. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	 
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			 Bah!  Humbug! 
			
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			Count me in - I'll bring the collective along and we'll assimilate those freakin' Skwirlls - wipe them off the globe!   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Errr... of course that would mean that vr would be assimilated too. But hey - at least he would stop screaming at us!  
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			 There's an upside to everything.
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Bah!  Humbug! 
			
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			This is for vr:  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!  | 
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			feed the squirrels fermented pumpkins.  Poor little guy.   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	![]() (looks like vivaldirules on a Friday night.)  | 
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