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Old 03-23-2010, 01:12 PM   #8701
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Why in the world does the government send me a letter telling me that in a day or two I'll be receiving the 2010 census form in the mail when they've been telling me that on TV, radio, and newspapers since the first of the year.
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I know there wasn't anything about banks/credit cards on it. I wouldn't have answered that anyway, but I do distinctly remember it asking for names and phone numbers etc. More or less exactly like the "real" census form. Maybe it was a state or county form???
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Any suggestions for keeping the birds out of that tree?

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Old 03-23-2010, 01:58 PM   #8704
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EEEEEuuuuuWWWW and with all the green and brown stuff inside, you're gonna eat it!
Thought you were describing oysters for a minute. Yuuuuummmm! Oysters!
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Old 03-23-2010, 02:04 PM   #8705
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Within one month of buying our brand-new bicycles, and before we had time to even really get them dirty, one of them got stolen. They were chained to each other and to an unmovable iron bar in an underground garage supervised by cctv. It turns out the image quality of the cctv was such as to show that it was beings of a human form that did it, but nothing more. Good to know it was not a family of otters that took the bicycle, but not much help otherwise. The police couldn't do much except be kind and understanding. The remaining bicycle had some little components missing too, and I lovingly took it inside the flat (not allowed but I didn't care) and had it staring at me for another month before I found the willpower to fix it and lock it outside again. I felt violated, vulnerable and disappointed. Then I got over it.

I had it secured with three different chains, and checked daily. Frame, front wheel, back wheel, seat, everything that could be removed was locked. After a few blissfully uneventful months I felt safer. And today I went to take it for a ride, spent the whole two minutes it takes to unlock all chains, and then found out that the handlebar came right off, and couldn't steer the bicycle at all. Some really minor components were missing from the handlebar, of which I don't even know the names. Nothing more. A total 8 pounds cost. Probably were trying to steal the fork, the repair guy told me.

And now I'm feeling vulnerable again. And angry. I mean what is it with these people? I had to cancel an appointment because of all that, and a nice ride, and spend the rest of the day looking at everyone I come across as a potential bicycle thief. And constantly worry about what will be missing next the next time I will check on it...
I wouldn't assume that. Otters are damnedly clever little bastiches!
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Old 03-23-2010, 02:05 PM   #8706
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What's worse here is that I swear I got the Census form several months ago and filled it out and returned it.....now I get the Official Census Form.... who was that other one for????
My ex-daughter-in-law is scheduled to move out on the 1st of April. If she's there after midnight, March 31, the Census will show 8 people living in our house. If she moves out before midnight, there will only be 3 people to report.
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What's worse here is that I swear I got the Census form several months ago and filled it out and returned it.....now I get the Official Census Form.... who was that other one for????
RNC put out a "Census" form that asked similar questions and asked for money. I hope you didn't send in a "Contribution" with your form...
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Old 03-23-2010, 02:08 PM   #8708
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RNC put out a "Census" form that asked similar questions and asked for money. I hope you didn't send in a "Contribution" with your form...
Dag. Now y'all tell me!

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Old 03-23-2010, 02:50 PM   #8709
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My ex-daughter-in-law is scheduled to move out on the 1st of April. If she's there after midnight, March 31, the Census will show 8 people living in our house. If she moves out before midnight, there will only be 3 people to report.
What???? 1=5 ?
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Old 03-23-2010, 02:51 PM   #8710
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RNC put out a "Census" form that asked similar questions and asked for money. I hope you didn't send in a "Contribution" with your form...

Hmmm, maybe that was it. No I didn't send money. Thanks for the free advice!
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Old 03-23-2010, 03:19 PM   #8711
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You know, my brother-in-law (in Pennsylvania) told my husband the same thing. He said it asked a lot of personal information about banking and credit card accounts and such, too. I told him that it couldn't be the government census, but he insisted it was . . . until he got the real one. Now he says that it was something else, yet he didn't say what. Can't imagine what it really was, unless it was a scam. Hope yours wasn't.
We just went through the Census, in the form of a couple of interviewers canvassing our building. They certainly didn't ask about banking or credit cards. All of their questions were impersonal and aggregate: age, sex, ethnic group, number of folks living there - the sorts of questions I'd expect of a survey designed to gather data about just how many people live in the US and their demographic breakdown.

You are legally required to answer the questions. I know folks who've worked as census takers, and they've told stories about privacy obsessed folks refusing to admit they existed, let alone anything else. The supervisor for the area got to go and explain that yes, they were required to cooperate, they were welcome to confirm that with their lawyer, and if they still refused, a hefty fine from the government might convince them their "I don't have to talk to you!" belief was mistaken.
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What???? 1=5 ?
Actually, my math was wrong. I forgot our grandson will still be with us; so there will be four of us left. Right now it's me, my wife, my son, my ex-daughter-in-law, my grandson, and her three other children (two girls and a baby boy). I'll miss having them around every day, and Norton will miss her youngest daughter. That's his buddy!
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We haven't got a census form yet. Does that mean they are going door to door? I know they do that in some areas. I thought it was mostly to count the homeless though.

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We haven't got a census form yet. Does that mean they are going door to door? I know they do that in some areas. I thought it was mostly to count the homeless though.

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