I is as sexy as a twisted cruller doughtnut - Page 5

recluse · 03-21-2010, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

HECK YEAH. We are famous. All we need to do now is create a reason for people to type "sexy twisted cruller doughtnut" so they can see us.

A photo of Kirstie Alley nude, covered in icing, with happy_terd just wearing a smile, gripping his cruller and the words "Hungry For Hefty Honeys?"

You'll be swimming in karma (or some kind of fluid) in no time!

Logseman · 03-21-2010, 03:29 PM

I am the terror that lurks in this forum!
I am the expensive, long-awaited and crappily edited book in your reader!
I am... Logseman!

kennyc · 03-21-2010, 03:57 PM

Looks like a duck to me. <shrug>

happy_terd · 03-21-2010, 03:59 PM

*quack*

Steven Lyle Jordan · 03-21-2010, 04:12 PM

I hold no preconceptions!

(They get heavy, and my back hurts.)

happy_terd · 03-21-2010, 04:28 PM

well you are a splendid one to behold.

poohbear_nc · 03-21-2010, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

Looks like a duck to me. <shrug>

THOAQUE!

Errr.... or is that thwack with a sexy French accent?

captcrouton · 03-21-2010, 08:52 PM

I can change the molecular structure of any object into dessert.

Also, I can read in the car and get a good night's sleep in any circumstance.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 03-21-2010, 09:40 PM

I don't know what I am, but I'll find out soon. Then I'll change this

On second thoughts, no I won't as it's a blatant lie - I do not every book I ever wanted in electronic form on my ereader. Wish I did though.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 03-21-2010, 09:54 PM

I can turn the grayest sky blue.

I can make it rain, whenever I want it to.

I can make a castle from a single grain of sand.

I can make a ship sail on dry land.

montsnmags · 03-21-2010, 10:14 PM

"I can make a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl..."

happy_terd · 03-22-2010, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logseman

I am the terror that lurks in this forum!
I am the expensive, long-awaited and crappily edited book in your reader!
I am... Logseman!

at least you dont litter.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 03-22-2010, 10:44 AM

h_t - are you benchpressing to get rid of the effects of the cruller doughnuts?

poohbear_nc · 03-22-2010, 10:47 AM

Want to see my merit badges? I seem to have acquired a full set over the weekend - after bench-pressing my set of Harry Potter books.

StDo · 03-22-2010, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captcrouton

I can change the molecular structure of any object into dessert.

Also, I can read in the car and get a good night's sleep in any circumstance.

No, you just began at the beginning.

03-21-2010, 09:40 PM	#69
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	I don't know what I am, but I'll find out soon. Then I'll change this On second thoughts, no I won't as it's a blatant lie - I do not every book I ever wanted in electronic form on my ereader. Wish I did though. Last edited by ShortNCuddlyAm; 03-21-2010 at 09:42 PM. Reason: Missed out the all important "in electronic form" - if I had every book I ever wanted on my ereader, it would break!

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03-21-2010, 03:59 PM	#64
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	quack

03-21-2010, 04:12 PM	#65
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	I hold no preconceptions! (They get heavy, and my back hurts.)

03-21-2010, 04:28 PM	#66
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	well you are a splendid one to behold.

03-21-2010, 08:52 PM	#68
captcrouton Connoisseur Posts: 63 Karma: 84 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Kyiv, Ukraine Device: Kindle 2	I can change the molecular structure of any object into dessert. Also, I can read in the car and get a good night's sleep in any circumstance.

03-21-2010, 09:54 PM	#70
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	I can turn the grayest sky blue. I can make it rain, whenever I want it to. I can make a castle from a single grain of sand. I can make a ship sail on dry land.

03-21-2010, 10:14 PM	#71
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	"I can make a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl..."

03-22-2010, 10:44 AM	#73
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	h_t - are you benchpressing to get rid of the effects of the cruller doughnuts?

03-22-2010, 10:47 AM	#74
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,613 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Want to see my merit badges? I seem to have acquired a full set over the weekend - after bench-pressing my set of Harry Potter books.