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Old 03-12-2010, 12:00 PM   #136
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If that's not a typo, it's really funny!
Good reason to name your dog "Internet"
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Old 03-12-2010, 12:04 PM   #137
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Old 03-12-2010, 02:41 PM   #138
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Wet your right hand. Make it really soapy. Run to a local wine store. Try taking the most expensive wine from the high shelve with your right hand. Run fast. Very fast. Exiting the store stop and rub your hand on the smooth floor (make sure there is one first). Run for another 15 meters, then turn around and watch the show.
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Old 03-12-2010, 02:59 PM   #139
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Wet your right hand. Make it really soapy. Run to a local wine store. Try taking the most expensive wine from the high shelve with your right hand. Run fast. Very fast. Exiting the store stop and rub your hand on the smooth floor (make sure there is one first). Run for another 15 meters, then turn around and watch the show.

And That has to be the best so far ......... BUT ........

The New Reader Didn't arrive today ...... So there's still a chance .......

Keep the Suggestions coming .......
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Old 03-12-2010, 03:11 PM   #140
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I'm starting to think that either:

1. Your local delivery person is a MR member (or reads MR) and is purposefully torturing you by withholding your delivery.

2. You are secretly sitting at home blissfully reading on your new reader whilst watching us beat our brains into a cyber-frenzy trying to answer your question. If this goes on much longer, I may have to set up a poll!
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Old 03-12-2010, 03:34 PM   #141
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For a while I had to force feed a sick python who was 13 feet long at the time. It was no fun, and I couldn't do it alone. She eventually recovered and grew to over 17 feet before her soul returned to Quetzalcoatl.

If yvanleterrible needs to be force-fed, I'm going to need some assistants. Any volunteers?
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:01 PM   #142
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For a while I had to force feed a sick python who was 13 feet long at the time. It was no fun, and I couldn't do it alone. She eventually recovered and grew to over 17 feet before her soul returned to Quetzalcoatl.

If yvanleterrible needs to be force-fed, I'm going to need some assistants. Any volunteers?
if you leave the snake references home!
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:04 PM   #143
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whoaaaa!!!! wait a minute!!! you weren't a Marine were you? I dated a Marine who housed his VERY LARGE snake under his bed. I had no idea there was an inresident snake until my foot encountered it at 0200. I left without being entirely dressed....
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:11 PM   #144
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whoaaaa!!!! wait a minute!!! you weren't a Marine were you? ...
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... I dated a Marine who housed his VERY LARGE snake under his bed. I had no idea there was an inresident snake until my foot encountered it at 0200. I left without being entirely dressed....
PICTURES!!!
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:12 PM   #145
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whoaaaa!!!! wait a minute!!! you weren't a Marine were you? I dated a Marine who housed his VERY LARGE snake under his bed. I had no idea there was an inresident snake until my foot encountered it at 0200. I left without being entirely dressed....
You preferred the one in his bed?
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indeed!
There you go! Who says snakes are terrible?
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it was dark! ...
Too bad. I would love to have seen that snake!
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