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Old 03-10-2010, 01:01 PM   #2911
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:03 PM   #2912
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I think you need more protection than that. Remove all openings from the house.
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:05 PM   #2913
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I think you need more protection than that. Remove all openings from the house.
(but she says she can do MORE damage than an elephant - she'll just bust through the side of the house!)
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:08 PM   #2914
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(but she says she can do MORE damage than an elephant - she'll just bust through the side of the house!)
Let's drink everything before she comes back...
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:09 PM   #2915
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Let's drink everything before she comes back...

The only safe thing to do!

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Old 03-10-2010, 01:13 PM   #2916
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The only safe thing to do!

Absolutely. I'm cancelling everything fer the next two weeks. Got anything fer headaches? We'll need that...
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:14 PM   #2917
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Absolutely. I'm cancelling everything fer the next two weeks. Got anything fer headaches? We'll need that...
Champagne (very dry - Moet is great for hangovers) with a dash of orange juice.
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:24 PM   #2918
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I think you need more protection than that. Remove all openings from the house.
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(but she says she can do MORE damage than an elephant - she'll just bust through the side of the house!)
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Let's drink everything before she comes back...
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The only safe thing to do!




I can hear you, ya know.

What? Did you think I left the room?

...and I never said I could do MORE damage than an elephant, Mr. Poohborg. You hearing voices again?
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:25 PM   #2919
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I can hear you, ya know.

What? Did you think I left the room?

...and I never said I could do MORE damage than an elephant, Mr. Poohborg. You hearing voices again?
He'll get over it.

$300, please, you can pay me now or pay Adrian later.
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:25 PM   #2920
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Well - I'd NEVER insult you by thinking you could do LESS damage! That would be demeaning to your genderhood! Or something.
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:26 PM   #2921
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He'll get over it.

$300, please, you can pay me now or pay Adrian later.
I never used to hear voices before I started hanging out here. Do I have to pay to stop them? Or keep them going?
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:28 PM   #2922
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$300, please, you can pay me now or pay Adrian later.


I'm not paying for HIS voices, too. I can hardly afford my own.
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:31 PM   #2923
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I'm not paying for HIS voices, too. I can hardly afford my own.
Didn't I say - it's Ladies Night - she's picking up the tab!
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Old 03-10-2010, 02:51 PM   #2924
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I saw the pink elephant post and couldn't resist:

Two junkies sit inside of an empty roof-storage-room and smoke weed.
One of them says:
Look, look, a pink elephant!
Where?
You missed him, he just flew off the window...

At the same time two officers walk on the street below:
Up there, on the last floor, someone's smoking weed?
How do you know?
I just saw a pink elephant flying out of the window.

So the bottom line is:
If you want to stop an assault from a pink elephant - block up all the windows! AND the chimney!!!
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Old 03-10-2010, 02:57 PM   #2925
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Absolutely. I'm cancelling everything fer the next two weeks. Got anything fer headaches? We'll need that...
Headaches!? As in more than one? If you don't stop the only one you need to worry about is the one at the end. We'll will need to lay on supply of chips, cold cuts, and other easy to eat snack foods.
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