The Vent and Rant Thread

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

In my case breast waxing would be a killer. I'm the gorilla type...

At least you're not the gibbon's type...

[yvanleterrible]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

At least you're not the gibbon's type...

Would be just as painful...

[SimonSays]

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Chewing gum is outlawed in Singapore precisely for that. Some malfeasants used to plug locks on subway vehicles...

wait wait wait.. you just said CHEWING gum was outlawed? Please dont let the American law writers.. AKA those who call them selves representatives of the citizens of the US, find out because they better not outlaw it here

[zelda_pinwheel]

making someone get up at farking five in the morning to have their breakfast before six is just barbaric. barbaric, i tell you. i would put that in capitals and use exclamations points but i'm too tired. i only even went to bed about 3 hours ago. it's still dark as coal outside and if there were any possible doubt that this is in fact the middle of the night, the cats have not even bothered to wake up and ask for their breakfast. the one on the bed is snoring even as i type this, the bastiche.

[Wetdogeared]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

making someone get up at farking five in the morning to have their breakfast before six is just barbaric....

Good morning.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Good morning.

no it's not. seriously, look outside : middle of the night, i tell you.

[zelda_pinwheel]

...i'm glad you're around to keep me company though. coffee ?

[Wetdogeared]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

no it's not. seriously, look outside : middle of the night, i tell you.

Yes, it is dark outside here too. I should be in bed myself.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Yes, it is dark outside here too. I should be in bed myself.

don't leave me !!!! have some coffee instead. 6 in the morning is a foreign and disconcerting place for me.

[Wetdogeared]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

don't leave me !!!! have some coffee instead. 6 in the morning is a foreign and disconcerting place for me.

Thanks, but it's too late for coffee. It was bath night for the dog and my back is aching from leaning over the tub. She's all curled up generating heat and almost dry now. I'll be making my own pot of coffee in about 6 hours if I get up at my usual time.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Thanks, but it's too late for coffee. It was bath night for the dog and my back is aching from leaning over the tub. She's all curled up generating heat and almost dry now. I'll be making my own pot of coffee in about 6 hours if I get up at my usual time.

*sigh* further proof that it is in fact the middle of the night.

well, i hope your back feels better in the morning... nighty night.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Mosquitoes suck. Now spiders; some of those fellows are handy to have around. I used to grab jumping spiders whenever I found them outside the house and bring them indoors. Great roach and pest control there! I no longer do that because they frighten my wife. Sheesh! She even got mad the last time we had a rodent problem and I let a kingsnake loose in the house.

Women! Sometimes there's just no pleasing them!

as far as i'm concerned, that would be grounds for divorce. within the second.

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

I'd kill you if you brought a spider in my house... I won't be accountable for my actions...

...actually, no, divorce is not enough. i think i'm with sweetpea on this one.

[kindlekitten]

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

I spent several moments wondering how you would hang a bath-house outside. But then I realized what the word really was. Oops!

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

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never occurred to me that it would be taken that way!

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

If something is virtually impossible, does that mean it's possible in the real world?


while extremely expensive and labor intensive it's possible in the real world

I actually thought of doing this at one time. Folks do, you know. A nice alternative to birdhouses; and I'll wager it keeps the mosquitoes away!

they DO keep the skeeters away! I used to do this as a project with my Girl Scouts. you can google the instructions!


Whoops! I no be jokin' Ms. Kitten no more! Now she's threatening neuterdom!

see girls! men ARE trainable!

Originally Posted by phenomshel

Kaz has a good point there... bikini waxing is more torturous than many of the so-called "torture" methods used. So is eyebrow plucking.

just give 'em buttwaxes and introduce them to one of the rougher prisons...

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

*sigh* further proof that it is in fact the middle of the night.

well, i hope your back feels better in the morning... nighty night.

those hour have been SOP for me most of my life!

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by kindlekitten

those hour have been SOP for me most of my life!

SOP = standard operating procedure ? (i googled it, i'm pretty sure you don't mean SOP - Société Odontologique de Paris which was the first result)

listen, i can't help it if you're some kind of insane masochist.

[kindlekitten]

no, you got it right. I'm not the masochist! my employers have been!