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Old 03-09-2010, 03:21 PM   #8326
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So - I had a lovely walk at lunch in the sun - came back to work - and found some %^*())#@$%&)*&^% customer had pressed a big wad of chewing gum into the lock on our store's front door! We've had vandalism before, but this really sucks of mindless malevolence.

Fortunately I remembered the trick of turning the can of compressed air upside down and converting it into a freeze gun.

What next? Using the flower pots as urinals?
Chewing gum is outlawed in Singapore precisely for that. Some malfeasants used to plug locks on subway vehicles...
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Old 03-09-2010, 03:28 PM   #8327
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So - I had a lovely walk at lunch in the sun - came back to work - and found some %^*())#@$%&)*&^% customer had pressed a big wad of chewing gum into the lock on our store's front door!....

How do you know it was a customer?
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Old 03-09-2010, 03:38 PM   #8328
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How do you know it was a customer?
Just a guess! Could be any &^%$#&()&^%$$ person walking by!
(Where were you between 12:30 and 1:00 EST today? )
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Old 03-09-2010, 03:41 PM   #8329
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Just a guess! Could be any &^%$#&()&^%$$ person walking by!
(Where were you between 12:30 and 1:00 EST today? )

I was out for a walk.
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Old 03-09-2010, 03:42 PM   #8330
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I was out for a walk.
And what color was your chewing gum?
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Old 03-09-2010, 03:48 PM   #8331
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And what color was your chewing gum?
It's the third degree! Please! No waterboarding!
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Old 03-09-2010, 03:57 PM   #8332
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:08 PM   #8333
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Just a guess! Could be any &^%$#&()&^%$$ person walking by!
(Where were you between 12:30 and 1:00 EST today? )
I didn't see him in my neck of the woods!
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:25 PM   #8334
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It's the third degree! Please! No waterboarding!
Quit whining about waterboarding. I think we should give all prisoners we need to interrogate a bikini wax. They'll be begging to give us all their secrets after that. You men are Sooooo easy.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:33 PM   #8335
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Quit whining about waterboarding. I think we should give all prisoners we need to interrogate a bikini wax. They'll be begging to give us all their secrets after that. You men are Sooooo easy.
No! NO! Not That! Anything but that!
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:46 PM   #8336
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Quit whining about waterboarding. I think we should give all prisoners we need to interrogate a bikini wax. They'll be begging to give us all their secrets after that. You men are Sooooo easy.
Possibly wouldn't even need to go that far - just randomly wax bits of arm and leg...
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:47 PM   #8337
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Kaz has a good point there... bikini waxing is more torturous than many of the so-called "torture" methods used. So is eyebrow plucking.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:57 PM   #8338
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I now can see why all our best interrogators are women.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:57 PM   #8339
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Kaz has a good point there... bikini waxing is more torturous than many of the so-called "torture" methods used. So is eyebrow plucking.
In my case breast waxing would be a killer. I'm the gorilla type...
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Old 03-09-2010, 05:02 PM   #8340
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In my case breast waxing would be a killer. I'm the gorilla type...
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